💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[GentlemanFaggot]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

Interesting choice of emoji...and just in time for page 1488. Dat Boi Cali dogwhistling?

I haven't seen this one in a minute, classic Jack blaming the product for his fuckups.
But is it just me or do his older videos actually look like they're in higher quality than his newest ones? Clearly his new ones have more pixels but this looks a lot more crisp and less greasy.

Also did he really shoot early JoTG episodes using an iPod nano? What might arguably be the worst camera ever put into an electronic device.

The California kitchen, despite having that hideous lime green paint, looks like it was easier to setup and light. Hell, that paint is radioactive enough it probably helped his light balance.

I'm betting it also had a flat surface that was level with the kitchen across from it, because the California kitchen didn't look like it was tilting to the side as often.

Jack also had more energy and two functioning arms, of course.

 

[JackIsBlack]

I’m assuming that Jr wrote “guys have trust issues” because a girl may catfish you with some sexy pics then when you meet her in person she ends up looking like Mr. Bean. Doesn’t work in this context at all really.. would have if there was a side by side photo of the scenario I mentioned.

Just to take a stab at Jr because I end up doing that more than I do Sr, but Brianna was pretty cute and weight proportioned when they first met even with the acne development (just a fact of life; whatever). But now I’d reckon that there aren’t many redeeming qualities to her.. we don’t know much about her but she puts out a “basic” or “dull” vibe. You gotta be that way to marry a guy like Jr. also, she put on weight.. so I assume Jr doesn’t cook nor does she probably, like at all.. so they resorted to eating a bunch of greasy fast food, which isn’t a good look financially. Wonder how they scrape by every month or does Tammy legitimately just fund everyone in her immediate family?

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Just to take a stab at Jr because I end up doing that more than I do Sr, but Brianna was pretty cute and weight proportioned when they first met even with the acne development (just a fact of life; whatever). But now I’d reckon that there aren’t many redeeming qualities to her.. we don’t know much about her but she puts out a “basic” or “dull” vibe. You gotta be that way to marry a guy like Jr. also, she put on weight.. so I assume Jr doesn’t cook nor does she probably, like at all.. so they resorted to eating a bunch of greasy fast food, which isn’t a good look financially. Wonder how they scrape by every month or does Tammy legitimately just fund everyone in her immediate family?

Yeah I'd be willing to be generous with the dull thing since she could just hate being on camera but the save the children stuff being the only thing we know about her makes me inclined to say she's as dumb as junior.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

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Well, at least duck can be safely consumed less cooked than chicken or turkey...

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Well, at least duck can be safely consumed less cooked than chicken or turkey...

Jack will finally be able to cook a medium rare bird without anybody laughing

 

[Adamska]

Jack will finally be able to cook a medium rare bird without anybody laughing

This will actually be the one time he overcooks it as a result.

 

[desudesu]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

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It’s only the start of September and he’s already drooling over Christmas dinners. Fucking glutton.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

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Instead of doing something like Peking duck or some European recipe, I bet he's just going to make it up as he goes like the brisket. I checked the youtube search option for his channel and there's no duck videos, this will be his first. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Dollar Duck]

It’s only the start of September and he’s already drooling over Christmas dinners. Fucking glutton.

Jack's already infatuated over the thought of burying his mouth in pig's ass

 

[TurdFondler]

Bacon wrapped brisket stuffed slow smoked pellet grill butter basted hot sauce glazed duck

 

[StraightShooter2]

Bacon wrapped brisket stuffed slow smoked pellet grill butter basted hot sauce glazed duck

Sounds like basically the ingredients of his "garbage stew". (Though he forgot to mix the beer with leftover salsa and cajun seasoning).

 

[captkrisma]

God please do a roast duck recipe. Jack's gonna learn firsthand that hot duck fat on skin is...unpleasant.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

Makes one wonder about Jr's childhood. Show us on the doll where daddy touched you.

 

[StraightShooter2]

 

[James done did it]

Someone should tell him to do a turducken, it'd be right up his alley and he'd fail horribly.

 

[Homer Simpson]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gm5UYyx54MA

Horrifying. The midi music really ties it all together.

For anyone who doesn't know, with pulled pork, you're supposed to gather the dripping from the pork itself, and use that as the sauce. Yeah, you can use BBQ but it should be more of an au jus you pour on it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

ust to take a stab at Jr because I end up doing that more than I do Sr, but Brianna was pretty cute and weight proportioned when they first met even with the acne development (just a fact of life; whatever). But now I’d reckon that there aren’t many redeeming qualities to her.. we don’t know much about her but she puts out a “basic” or “dull” vibe. You gotta be that way to marry a guy like Jr. also, she put on weight.. so I assume Jr doesn’t cook nor does she probably, like at all.. so they resorted to eating a bunch of greasy fast food, which isn’t a good look financially. Wonder how they scrape by every month or does Tammy legitimately just fund everyone in her immediate family?

Of course she's basic. C'mon she married a white trash family and she's from Hicksville TN, what else did you expect?

Her weight gain is one part them not knowing how to cook and not only living with Mushbrain's family but getting their leftovers as well. Jr is able to keep some of it off because he likes to pretend he lives a the gym when he's not cleaning out the bathroom and stocking shelves at 7/11. So I'm betting that whatever culinary abominations Mushbrain makes he's sharing some with Jr and Jr.

Someone should tell him to do a turducken, it'd be right up his alley and he'd fail horribly.

While I'd love to see that, there's no way he's going to be able to debone a duck and chicken to stuff inside a turkey even if he had the use of both hands.

But it would be hilarious to see him try.

 

[desudesu]

Says someone who has a literal grill mausoleum at home and whose hoard can be seen from Google Maps satellite images.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Says someone who has a literal grill mausoleum at home and whose hoard can be seen from Google Maps satellite images.

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Don't forget the cheap Chinese crap he's got like those smokeless electric grills and microwave bacon makers.

Mushbrain has no business telling others to get rid of their shit.