💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackIsBlack]

I’m going to theorize that Senior gave them away to some neo-Nazis to create a neo-gas chamber.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

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No
Fucking
Way

did he give his grills away to the homeless?

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"Probably"
PROBABLY
Man literally doesn't know how many large appliances he has.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Fucking 10 grills and smokers.

That’ll show Rooster, Butch and Gil.

 

[StraightShooter2]

No
Fucking
Way


"Probably"
PROBABLY
Man literally doesn't know how many large appliances he has.

He collects grills like Jeffery Dahmer does body parts.

Not to mention that he probably blew $200 on that just as an excuse to cook another Bacon Explosion or Bacon-Wrapped stuffed briscuit.

 

[Dollar Duck]

did he give his grills away to the homeless?

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Where does he pull the money to buy all these grills? 10 grills a year is absolute lunacy but also really expensive,

 

[ZipDisk]

Someone should give him a BISTRO BITCH mask, that might finally kill the sign.

Shame there's no such thing as a vexatious flagger rule on youtube, I'd like to see Jack get slapped with one of those.

 

[Aaway]

Where does he pull the money to buy all these grills? 10 grills a year is absolute lunacy but also really expensive,

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I honestly think that Jack keeps buying grills because his cooking abominations destroy them so he has to keep buying a new one after he destroys each one.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

The stock photo of the breadwinner. Nice touch with the bottle of condensated backwash front and center there

 

[captkrisma]

If he’s so mad watching his own videos back, why does he even make them? And it’s not like these were the first videos we watched either. Typically we watch the three videos he released that week then watch viewer requests/throwbacks which means he’d have to watch at least 45 minutes to an hour into our video to find it and flag it.

He's not mad at watching his own videos, he's mad at you making fun of his own videos.

Narcissists notoriously can not take any kind of criticism, and especially hate negative feedback. Why do you think Jack disabled the like/dislike bar? In his mind there is an image of what he perceives to be and anything contrary to that image is crippling (moreso than his two strokes).

Jack lies about not being familiar with PCLM because that would mean admitting to listening to those who criticize him. Jack for all intents and purpose watched the entire stream to mark the exact timestamp.

The best part of this is that Jack won't quit until he's subpoenaed for court. I can even bet money that he only redid the one kitchen appliance video because a judge ordered it and Tammy saw a very real threat to their wallets should Jack continue down that path.

 

[ZipDisk]

Most likely Jack never cleans the grills and they rot. I don't think he even COULD clean a cooker, even if he wanted to.

 

[desudesu]

I’m going to theorize that Senior gave them away to some neo-Nazis to create a neo-gas chamber.

Now it’s fitting for page 1488 of this incredible Cooking with Jack thread.

 

[captkrisma]

Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

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Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

Don't fall for this, Junior is trying to convince us that he likes girls, which we know to be false.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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It shows in the “Content used” section what he banhammered. Left in 8/9/10 so you can see what triggered him for those.

Edit: I used up my one invite today to send to Lazy Man. He’ll be joining us shortly-ish?

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

 

[desudesu]

The stock photo of the breadwinner. Nice touch with the bottle of condensated backwash front and center there

Ironic she can let her manbaby husband spend so much on his chef LARP but yet can’t spend on a proper corporate headshot photo shoot.

 

[rubytintedchix]

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I
And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

Retarded egg cracking technique is on display in this video.

Jack thinks he can bully smaller channels because he has more subscribers, unfortunately for him, half of those subscribers are either dead or fake accounts.

 

[Scented Candle]

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I
And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

I haven't seen this one in a minute, classic Jack blaming the product for his fuckups.
But is it just me or do his older videos actually look like they're in higher quality than his newest ones? Clearly his new ones have more pixels but this looks a lot more crisp and less greasy.

Also did he really shoot early JoTG episodes using an iPod nano? What might arguably be the worst camera ever put into an electronic device.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

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Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

What does this even mean? What is he even referring to? Where did it come from? Idk if I'm being retarded or Jr is.

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I
And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

It's crazy how much faster he talks in his older videos, much better pacing and editing as well. The mushbrain really has been degenerating.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Funny how the more Jr. desperately wants to "look straight", the gayer he presents himself.

When Mushbrain is your father and a complete raging faggot it's no surprise that Jr would also come out acting gay as fuck.

So I can't remember why he would get angy specifically for the Santa Fe and the Copper Chef Grill mats video too well.

I at least kind of get why he'd hate the gamer food and pizza party vids though. Just expect him to try and claim the newest episode, and actually counter claim and force him to court. Jack is an entitled baby who won't stop until you do.

They all show what a massive cunt he is in real life and not the jovial man of God he likes to LARP as.