💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just swap the diner for a bar and this is basically Patrick's daily life as told by Patrick:
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Hard to find a good episode of MadTV. Will usually had the better skits. Today he's not as funny.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Becuase they would be so intimated by this face to stop talking.
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Is Fatrick morphing into Phil/ADF? Couple more kgs for the wattle and they'll be like two spuds in the same dirt.

I already posted this around twenty pages back, but for the new people to this thread, this is the top of Pat's laptop.

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The autistic scribbles really add to the comparison with ADF. Two antifascist supersoldiers.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

Pat McAfee, a WWE commentator currently tested positive for covid and he's fully vaccinated so these vaccines aren't working.

I really don't understand how all these pro-vaccine people are still blaming the rising covid cases on the unvaccinated. We are hearing more and more stories everyday about breakthrough cases within vaccinated people and how the vaccines aren't effective against the delta variant. These people are fucking clueless and just need to accept the fact that the vaccines aren't working.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I really don't understand how all these pro-vaccine people are still blaming the rising covid cases on the unvaccinated. We are hearing more and more stories everyday about breakthrough cases within vaccinated people and how the vaccines aren't effective against the delta variant. These people are fucking clueless and just need to accept the fact that the vaccines aren't working.

Even people at WHO have gone off and said that they aren't going to work the way the media claims but Leftists and people like Patrick eat up everything the media says. The only saving grace we have when it comes to the virus is that it isn't as fast when it comes to mutations like influenza.

By the way, how long until Patrick here supports the Taliban getting a seat at the UN when it comes to women's issues? Because a UN Ambassador is all for that if they're recognized as a government by the UN.

 

[Ecliptic]

"If you don't you don't...." nice typing skills, Porky Pig.

Writing his hundredth tweet of the day, even spices up the perfect viral mix with "old white guys", but then yesterday's beer sweat gets in his eyes and he fucks up copypasting. Plain embarrassing. No wonder they took his bluecheck.
I believe the Taco Bell part though, couldn't get that bloated gut just loafing on his recliner all day.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Writing his hundredth tweet of the day, even spices up the perfect viral mix with "old white guys", but then yesterday's beer sweat gets in his eyes and he fucks up copypasting. Plain embarrassing. No wonder they took his bluecheck.
I believe the Taco Bell part though, couldn't get that bloated gut just loafing on his recliner all day.

You could if you drink beer all day and play with Lego.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Fatrick is an idiot. I’d never heard of him before his lolsuit, and now I can’t look away. What kind of obese retard abandons their own baby? I guess it’s for the best if an admittedly aggressive drunk, who is well overweight, and unemployable, gets out of the way so that a real man can give that child a decent chance in life.

Just so odd that he calls his critics “child” while never supporting his *child*...

 

[Akashic Retard]

Small update: Pat was pretty boring on twitter today, he bought a new refrigerator and continued to blame Trump for setting up Biden over the Afghanistan withdrawal. A couple of tweets stood out from all the nonsense.

Unemployed college dropout refers to monoclonal antibody treatment for Covid as snake oil.

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Wow, the treatment must be useless then. What does Pat's idol Dr. Fauci think?

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He also reminded us again that his name isn't Rick.

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Saying "We 100% know works very very well" is like saying "60% of the time it works every time"
People like Fat "trust the experts" unequivocally because they see themselves as "experts", so it ends up being an in-group preference thing.

Fatrick is an idiot. I’d never heard of him before his lolsuit, and now I can’t look away.

Same. He has become my favorite lolcow.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Hes used to divorce his logic is if she'd leave me i'd simply get another.

He lives in HER house doesn’t he? He’d have to find his own basement to rent if they broke up. He wouldn’t be able to latch on to yet another woman with a house quite as easily, since he is now fat and balding.

Same. He has become my favorite lolcow.

Exactly! He’s possibly the nastiest and most delusional one yet. When he threatens to beat people up and feed them their own teeth, it’s the best!

Come sue me, Fatrick, everything I have said about you is true and provable.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He lives in HER house doesn’t he? He’d have to find his own basement to rent if they broke up. He wouldn’t be able to latch on to yet another woman with a house quite as easily, since he is now fat and balding.



Exactly! He’s possibly the nastiest and most delusional one yet. When he threatens to beat people up and feed them their own teeth, it’s the best!

Come sue me, Fatrick, everything I have said about you is true and provable.

He was always fat though.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat unironically states that the media have treated Biden worse than Trump

Detective Pat has solved the Afghanistan situation. It was actually an ambush planned out by Trump, the Taliban, and Putin.



Pat bemoans the fact that people hate woke literature.



Pat equates not wearing a mask indoors to carrying a rifle in public and bullying people with it. Someone immediately calls him out for not wearing a mask when writing at the bar.

Remember, his name isn't Rick people!

 

[AprilRains]

Nobody bothers to burn his books in protest. They probably just get remaindered.

 

[JustStopDude]

More examples that totally happened of Patrick overhearing jerks and shutting them THE FUCK DOWN, child:

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Alexa, play Headstrong by Trapt
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ALPHA'd into silence:
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So Patrick eats at taco bell regularly?

That explains a lot.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat bemoans the fact that people hate woke literature.

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Pat equates not wearing a mask indoors to carrying a rifle in public and bullying people with it. Someone immediately calls him out for not wearing a mask when writing at the bar.

Remember, his name isn't Rick people!

Is that why the Left want to silence people and literally burn their books Rick? If one side can burn the books of their critics and silence them so can the other.

Not like the books the Left write are original or sell anyways. Just look at your own Rick.

So Patrick eats at taco bell regularly?

That explains a lot.

Dollar menus are the only thing he can afford after drinking cheap whiskey everyday.

 

[AprilRains]

Dollar menus are the only thing he can afford after drinking cheap whiskey everyday.

Ethan Ralph vibes here.

 

[Mr Moonface]

For anyone wondering where Pat's twitter handle @stealthygeek comes from, he talks about it in this video.

 

[Caverlock]

For fucks sake, those gun posts are cringey as hell and I didn't even see the worst one where he's holding a rifle like a total fucking retard while 2 guys with enormous gunts are like a foot away from either side of his face. He likes to pass himself off as some sort of gun expert but he flaunts them around like some dipshit who doesn't know anything about guns except they're "manly and cool".

Found it. You're welcome, everyone.

 

[r00]

Nobody bothers to burn his books in protest. They probably just get remaindered.

He wishes people were burning his books, because that would mean someone other than himself and the mulchers are actually physically handling all the unsold copies in his half-a-basement.

Retarded pig man thinks its still 1930.

Also, this happened.

I would genuinely enjoy watching him get stomped into a coma by one of the many people he's offered out over the internet, but it won't happen because he is a fat bitch, with a fat mouth who can't back it.

 

[AnOminous]

He will literally say 'my name isn't Rick' 10,000 times if they make him.

His name is "Rick." Forever. This man is a man named "Rick." RICK.

RIIIIIIIICK! HE'S PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!

He wishes people were burning his books, because that would mean someone other than himself and the mulchers are actually physically handling all the unsold copies in his half-a-basement.

Wouldn't you have to be able to find them to burn them? I mean seriously, where can you even find this fat fuck's books? I refuse to believe they even exist, because I have never even seen a physical copy of this faggot's so-called "books."

Retarded pig man thinks its still 1930.

Is anyone as amused as I am by this punk-ass bitch's "finger to the temple" pose? Who thinks that impresses anyone? Dude, you just look like a completely self-absorbed faggot with that pose. It's hilarious. You think you're looking intellectual, or some shit, but do you know what everyone looking at it thinks?

They think "wow, look at this absolute faggot pointing at himself, saying 'look at me, I'm pointing at a faggot.'" That's what they see. Faggot.

 

[r00]

Wouldn't you have to be able to find them to burn them? I mean seriously, where can you even find this fat fuck's books? I refuse to believe they even exist, because I have never even seen a physical copy of this faggot's so-called "books."

They are all hand sold originals, child. I'm sorry you are so stupid, I can't help you.

I would gladly fly out for a drink at hooligans public house, and if I got hand sold a book by the fat sci fi author with the laptop hogging all the bar space and being an autistic nuisance, I would happily buy a copy, watch him waste the money on another beer, then leave it in the urinal.

EDIT: Patrick S Tomlinson is fat