DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DeeTracktor]

So what is going to be the emergency tweet that he cant talk about until Wednesday going to be about this week?

Phil is due a begathon on Saturday so Im going with a punt and his car broke down on his day off and he nearly died and cant afford the repairs. He hasnt used that one yet

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

God who the fuck clings to some trophy like that for over 20 years? He even makes the Uncle Rico’s of the world less loserlike compared to him. The only thing that would have made it more hilarious is if it was a ST trophy but we know there were bigger fish in that game when it was relevant.

It's the equivalent of a 40yo showing off little league baseball trophies. Who does that?

So what is going to be the emergency tweet that he cant talk about until Wednesday going to be about this week?

Phil is due a begathon on Saturday so Im going with a punt and his car broke down on his day off and he nearly died and cant afford the repairs. He hasnt used that one yet

Vet bills 100%. Added bonus when he complains that they still charged him even though Jasper got better before even going to the vet and the vet is lying about needing further treatment.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Vet bills 100%. Added bonus when he complains that they still charged him even though Jasper got better before even going to the vet and the vet is lying about needing further treatment.

Im hoping, if Phil really is that dumb to go with ''Save mah J-asspuh'', an anonymous fan donates Phil a cat kidney that he doesnt use, because the fan bought a dog, but he needs £1500 for the operation bill

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Surprised he's actually addressing and defending the FFXIII unboxing. That video is my favorite way to introduce people to DSP, it's the best single-video example of how much of a trainwreck his content can be. I've had people in disbelief after I sent it to them and they watched it lmao. Like "how is this real, how can anyone be this stupid..."

A guy I know is really into absurdist comedy, like Tim and Eric, Eric Andre, MDE etc. I sent him the ahnbahksing video with no context. He told me that if Phil had been a comedian this would've been by far the best absurdist satire of scummy khantent creators who shove their cameras into anything in their house just so they can make some quick ad revenue, no matter how inconvenient the timing for the video is. He at first thought that Phil was a comedian, then he checked his other videos and realized that no, Phil is like that for real.

 

[Agent Proper]

Since Bungie will be showcasing the Witchqueen expansion for Destiny 2 today, I'd love to hear Phil go on a salty rant over how "nobody cares about Destiny 2" or whatever during his pre-stream considering his hatred towards Destiny 2.

I am a full on Destiny fan boy I started all back in the Alpha, the lore is deep, the story has been improved, and Bungie seems to be listening to the community even more lately with fixes and tweaks to make the game overall better with each DLC and with mid-season content, cross-platform play coming up will just breath more life into it. Phil can't comprehend that this game is more of a deck builder than an FPS there are some broken builds for both PVP and PVE. Crucible would clown on him harder than Halo MP.

Vet bills 100%. Added bonus when he complains that they still charged him even though Jasper got better before even going to the vet and the vet is lying about needing further treatment.

Phil loves to magically throw numbers out. The other night he mentioned that Jasper could cost him up to $1k for the vet bill. I am sure he will bitch all about the vet visit that he should still be going today.

 

[Very Honest Content]

New stream mascot.

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I love that the vidya nerds at the local mall had the sheer audacity to actually hand out a trophy for their button pressing competition with an actual graven image of a real life practitioner of martial arts on their trophy, really hones in on the stolen valor aspect of esports trying to swear they're a legit physical competition today in a search for mainstream acceptance outside of children. It's like if Scopely handed out a championship title in the form of a wearable belt for being the best connect three bejeweled player on a mobile phone game....

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil loves to magically throw numbers out. The other night he mentioned that Jasper could cost him up to $1k for the vet bill. I am sure he will bitch all about the vet visit that he should still be going today.

Thought the alleged appointment is the 30th. Why would he bitch about something he made up?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Thought the alleged appointment is the 30th. Why would he bitch about something he made up?

No it's today. Apparently he's supposed to drop the cat off and they'll try to fit him in.

 

[gin_nose]

192,000 subscribers on his channel, yet only pulls in maybe 300 viewers on his streams on a GOOD day (with most of those being people there to make fun of him) and his uploaded videos get laughable view numbers. The very definition of obscurity. It's not his fabled "maturity" that keeps him around, but merely his lolcow antics.

I noticed he sets his chat to subscriber only mode. Make sure if you are creating accounts and subbing to him to talk shit in his channnel that you unsubscribe when you are done.

Remember how many followers he had on Twitch due to all the fake troll sock accounts? We dont want a similar situation with something that will actually help him like subscribers to his channel. Let his channel continue to die, dont give it some life blood by doing stupid shit.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Vet bills 100%. Added bonus when he complains that they still charged him even though Jasper got better before even going to the vet and the vet is lying about needing further treatment.

Agreed. I predict a long rant about how Phil was blindsided by how exorbitantly expensive the treatment for Jasper Kitty was that he didn't even need. And Phil will bitch about how he had pet insurance for a year, but it ran out just when Jasper Kitty decided to feign illness just when things were getting good for Phil again.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Phil is entertaining.

He may be an absolute failure of a streamer, but as a lolcow he’s that trusty ol’ Bessy who really has no business producing milk at her age, but somehow still can be milked for delicious lulz on a regular basis.

He’s also the only streamer I know, where you tune in thinking you’re going to watch some gameplay...

But instead get an hour of a 40 year old man in a cowboy hat, sweating, explaining, blaming, talking about his tahxes, muh bills, condos and stuff that happened years ago, trying to wring some money out of peepul.

Phil is entertaining, but especially when he gets pissy, things don’t go his way and he goes into hardcore begathon mode.

You're not wrong but we used to get all of that plus him getting the shit kicked out of him in video games. I hardly ever visit his actual stream anymore since he went out of his way to not play things that exposed him as a scrub. I just check this thread now for the highlights.

 

[Rockerverb]

A guy I know is really into absurdist comedy, like Tim and Eric, Eric Andre, MDE etc. I sent him the ahnbahksing video with no context. He told me that if Phil had been a comedian this would've been by far the best absurdist satire of scummy khantent creators who shove their cameras into anything in their house just so they can make some quick ad revenue, no matter how inconvenient the timing for the video is. He at first thought that Phil was a comedian, then he checked his other videos and realized that no, Phil is like that for real.

But Phil IS a comedian! One of the best of all time, apparently.

 

[FormerPro]

But Phil IS a comedian! One of the best of all time, apparently.Philcomedian.mp4

How have I never seen this before.2000 Connecticut strip mall Tekken 3 champion, 4th best SSF2T Neo Geo conversion player AND 33rd most viewed comedian of all time! Is there no end to this man's accolades?

 

[Swirling weeb]

Since Bungie will be showcasing the Witchqueen expansion for Destiny 2 today, I'd love to hear Phil go on a salty rant over how "nobody cares about Destiny 2" or whatever during his pre-stream considering his hatred towards Destiny 2.

I do love his lack of ability to understand that game studios develop games for the long run like he shits on how it’s an old game half of the time when someone asks him to play an expansion or something
It’s truly amazing how bad of a gamer this dude is

 

[gaarashatan]

How have I never seen this before.2000 Connecticut strip mall Tekken 3 champion, 4th best SSF2T Neo Geo conversion player AND 33rd most viewed comedian of all time! Is there no end to this man's accolades?

#1 for most tips to subs ratio on twitch, also #1 most infamous content creator

dont hear him bragging about that shit tho. guess he dont give a shit. just odd how he mentions some things but not others ya know.

 

[Iron Hamster]

No it's today. Apparently he's supposed to drop the cat off and they'll try to fit him in.

lol. He's really scrambling to try and get out of this lie.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil loves to magically throw numbers out. The other night he mentioned that Jasper could cost him up to $1k for the vet bill. I am sure he will bitch all about the vet visit that he should still be going today.

I dare Philroach to go through with his Jasper grift like that. If he thinks backing off on the claims of the cat's illness and then exaggerating or straight-up lying about the vet bill, so he can blow the resulting pitybux on something else, is going to fly right under the radar, he has another thing coming.

And I do very much think the piece of shit is still wanting to exploit this, in spite of the backlash that made him cower. The temptation is just too great for him to resist, he's too weak-willed.

You're not wrong but we used to get all of that plus him getting the shit kicked out of him in video games. I hardly ever visit his actual stream anymore since he went out of his way to not play things that exposed him as a scrub. I just check this thread now for the highlights.

I guarantee you that if Philroach wasn't constantly dodging shit these days to the degree that he is, he wouldn't be having such trouble getting a vest streak going. As loathsome as I find his insistence on having his cake and eating it too, at least I get to watch him lose out on shit because of it. Fucking spoiled imbecile.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

How have I never seen this before.2000 Connecticut strip mall Tekken 3 champion, 4th best SSF2T Neo Geo conversion player AND 33rd most viewed comedian of all time! Is there no end to this man's accolades?

You forgot "internet webzone movie review critic" where he said The Punisher was the best film of 2004.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

#1 for most tips to subs ratio on twitch

The one thing Phil can rightfully brag about, but if he did it would ruin his entire e-begging persona.

 

[Panda’s bouncing bosom]

You forgot "internet webzone movie review critic" where he said The Punisher was the best film of 2004.

Phil is a jack of all trades and does not fail at anything he undertakes. I think we will historically see Phil as the Van Gogh of our time - a person that his contemporaries could not truly understand. He's not at all a lazy e-begging piece of shit who exploits and treats his fans like shit.