DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Ironically the haters and trolls are a third of his audience. Folks who just want to see the Goutistic shitshow and want to laugh are another third.

Phil would barely have an audience without “tractors”.

If he was a bit smarter and didn’t have such massive ego, Phil would use this to make money and get views.

If somebody hates you enough to pay a fee shekels for writing something insulting, guess what: They’d probably pay 20$ for the chance to yell at you or 25$ for the chance at whooping your ass in streetfighter.

Alas, the only thing bigger than Phil’s massive greed, is his massive ego.
He has way more hate watchers than that. Average stream has 10-20 fans, maybe 50 unique fans tops. There are barely 5 or so whales left. The rest are either bots (check his twitch chat for people STILL sitting there), detractor bots (restream, chat readers etc) and hate watchers (undercover trolls are a lot of people)
 
I'm curious, quick question to everyone from burger land: Why do I see this misspelling so much? Has it become slang and some weird affectation? Or is there truly a large percentage of Americans who don't comprehend elementary school level English?
Your first assumption is right. People say Should've with an F sound, so they end up writing should of instead of should have
 
I'm curious, quick question to everyone from burger land: Why do I see this misspelling so much? Has it become slang and some weird affectation? Or is there truly a large percentage of Americans who don't comprehend elementary school level English?
bro there are people who say drawing like drawling and over like erver, americans are retarded as fuck
 
bro there are people who say drawing like drawling and over like erver, americans are retarded as fuck

I always thought drawls meant underwear

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not wrong

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He has way more hate watchers than that. Average stream has 10-20 fans, maybe 50 unique fans tops. There are barely 5 or so whales left. The rest are either bots (check his twitch chat for people STILL sitting there), detractor bots (restream, chat readers etc) and hate watchers (undercover trolls are a lot of people)


Out of boredom I checked his Twitch

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Wasn't Frog a previous contributor? Certainly seems to be a real person rather than a bot

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Why does this avatar not surprise me.
 
I’m utterly speechless. This is your supposed happy place that makes you feel accomplished? A trophy from the 90s that was won at a local arcade? Whaaa…iiiii…brain losing IQ….uuurrrgghhh!!!!!
It honestly says a lot about him that he still has that trophy with him in every house he's ever lived in and shows it off like some big accomplishment. He probably legitimately thinks that a Tekken 3 1st place finish at some random mall tournament is a big accomplishment, when every aging boomer like me who was a teen and huge into Tekken back in the day can tell you that just knowing when to time your Phoenix Smasher so that it hits in between Hwoarang's or Eddy's strings would win you every tournament under the sun that was played between dumb teenagers back then. I've got a few sports trophies from back when I was a kid, but they're all in my old room at my dad's house. When you grow older you realize that those trophies weren't really that big of a deal and that, unless you have pushed yourself even further (which I didn't I'll admit), you were just a big fish in a small pond. If I clung to my 1st place regional Kyokushin Karate under 16 tournament that I won when I was 14 and thought that I was on the level of Andy Hug and that this is the crowning achievement of my life, I probably would've ended up like Phil.

He's like that American stereotype of someone's dad who was into American Football in high school, but never ended up amounting to anything so he constantly relives his glory days of high school and copes with saying that if he wasn't injured he'd be a top NFL player right now.
 
Out of boredom I checked his Twitch

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Wasn't Frog a previous contributor? Certainly seems to be a real person rather than a bot

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Why does this avatar not surprise me.
Dude, does he just have his chat open all the time? That's hella weird to me, he must be looking to ban the people who troll in there, right?

I'm also curious if this means he has his PC on all the time, like he has with his PS5, probably does tbh.

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Here's what a chat looks like when everyone has left, including the broadcaster. Obviously this is just a bot.
 
It pisses him off so bad lol. Give him credit tho at least he's half right this time. None gives a fuck about his ff13 unbox video. But only stupid idiots would actually like it. Everyone else makes fun at how fucking ridiculous it is. It showcases Phil's pure stupidity. Dudes so fkin dumb he would throw cheese on a grill to make grilled cheese


Also his mention of this one video is badly after 13 yrs. ONLY A SINGLE VIDEO GUYZ. Only brain dead nudniks realize that majority of his content is garbage

I’m utterly speechless. This is your supposed happy place that makes you feel accomplished? A trophy from the 90s that was won at a local arcade? Whaaa…iiiii…brain losing IQ….uuurrrgghhh!!!!!

this is just too sad lol. It’s just too pathetic.
If he machurred at all that trophy would be in the garbage in his 20s
 
I’d love to see Phil’s reaction some day, if like only a handful of peepul decided to show up stream.

Complete with increasingly paranoid sideglances and panicked “What is going ON everyone?!”
 
I’d love to see Phil’s reaction some day, if like only a handful of peepul decided to show up stream.

Complete with increasingly paranoid sideglances and panicked “What is going ON everyone?!”

realistically, what would make that happen

maybe some "sell out deal" with an unknown platform, or an extended leave of absence

he could also lose youtube partnership (or however you lose superchats and members), and maybe getting banned from paypal/streamelements-then I think trying to force ppl to an obscure, unrecognisable payment processor could be a hard sell
 
realistically, what would make that happen

maybe some "sell out deal" with an unknown platform, or an extended leave of absence

he could also lose youtube partnership (or however you lose superchats and members), and maybe getting banned from paypal/streamelements-then I think trying to force ppl to an obscure, unrecognisable payment processor could be a hard sell

Only fans arc
 
How fragile is Phil’s ego to be so indignant at first to defend his own stupidity with the “better than nothing” excuse, then turn around and laugh (through gritted yellow teeth) at the situation? Phil must know how idiotic his defence was, so he “went along” with the idea that it was stupid. But in the end, people enjoyed it? And he still rolled back onto his “better than nothing” defence? What the fuck goes through that piggy brain?
 
realistically, what would make that happen

maybe some "sell out deal" with an unknown platform, or an extended leave of absence

he could also lose youtube partnership (or however you lose superchats and members), and maybe getting banned from paypal/streamelements-then I think trying to force ppl to an obscure, unrecognisable payment processor could be a hard sell
Honestly I think the closest we’re ever going to get is “jasper might be dying dood -> oh jk he’s fine lol” that we got a few days ago. As so many have already expressed, you don’t fuck with animals and if you do the Giant awakens. I don’t think he’s ever going to stop making a spectacle of himself and so people are going to keep showing up to fuck with him and see if he reacts.

I’d like to see a no-donations stream much more anyway, and that would be made even better by higher-than-average attendance. During a first-stream AAA release, more the better; all the elements which Phil relies on to drive people to his channel converging and not one single person giving enough of a fuck about him to give him a dollar.
 
realistically, what would make that happen

maybe some "sell out deal" with an unknown platform, or an extended leave of absence

he could also lose youtube partnership (or however you lose superchats and members), and maybe getting banned from paypal/streamelements-then I think trying to force ppl to an obscure, unrecognisable payment processor could be a hard sell

Pretty sure trolls and detractors coming together for a one day Phil strike could make that happen.
 
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