DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

the condo association is testing a fire alarm during this stream, hopefully it lines up with a beg

 

[Fapcop]

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Goddamn, Phil has the most autistic way of explaining things.

He sometimes reminds of an alien from another planet who’s streaming to his home audience on Planet Autismo.

“It’s a common alarm so if a fire goes off in this unit and this unit, we will know!”

Yes Phil, we are familiar with the concept of a “fire alarm”!

 

[UaineRunei]

Seeing that $14 next to the tipsgoal brings great joy to my detractor heart!

Keep in mind that he already has a $21 to $37 tip guaranteed during, or right before, his break and in the last 3-4 streams, he reached the goal only 15 minutes before the end.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

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You know those things on sites like Facebook where it says "Comment something you have/want (like a super power) BUT someone else writes a tradeoff"?

Well for Phil: He's excellent at begging/swindling money out of retards BUT he has no financial sense and spends every dollar he gets the second the gets it

 

[Fapcop]

Keep in mind that he already has a $21 to $37 tip guaranteed during, or right before, his break and in the last 3-4 streams, he reached the goal only 15 minutes before the end.

Sure would be a shame if something happened to OIC.

And by “something” I don’t mean an accident but say... A girlfriend.

Phil’s income would dry up faster than you can say: “No babe, I can’t take you out to dinner tonight, I need to give 100$ to a 40 year old autistic streamer to be a big shot among his mentally handicapped fans!”


EDIT:

NEWSFLASH EVERYONE! DSPs controller battery packs last 2-3 days, not “the crazy 40 hours advertised”...

Wait, is someone here good at math? How many hours is 2-3 days again?

He really has been hitting the sauce, hasn’t he? Complete with half slurred speech and all.

 

[Poo Twister]

Place your bets for the tipper during the break.

Horrifying for Bobbajo
Islamic Content for OneMinuteMan
Autistic for SilentBob
Disagree for anyone else

Winner gets a blowjob.

 

[ajax]

Sure would be a shame if something happened to OIC.

And by “something” I don’t mean an accident but say... A girlfriend.

Phil’s income would dry up faster than you can say: “No babe, I can’t take you out to dinner tonight, I need to give 100$ to a 40 year old autistic streamer to be a big shot among his mentally handicapped fans!”


EDIT:

NEWSFLASH EVERYONE! DSPs controller battery packs last 2-3 days, not “the crazy 40 hours advertised”...

Wait, is someone here good at math? How many hours is 2-3 days again?

OIC is probably less socially adjusted and less likely to attract a girl than Derich, so that'll never happen. There's a reason DSP whales are the way they are.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Here's this morning's prestream baited rants.

 

[Iron Hamster]

the condo association is testing a fire alarm during this stream, hopefully it lines up with a beg

Didn't he just have a fire alarm issue?

 

[TankMelee]

Didn't he just have a fire alarm issue?

You mean his alarms falling off the walls and ceilings because he taped them on? Yeah. He got more tape and fixed it though.

 

[Panda’s bouncing bosom]

Guys, come on - Who's trolling in Phil's chat?!

How disgustingly childish we must be, ruining Phil's pleasant chat...

 

[UaineRunei]

Place your bets for the tipper during the break.

Horrifying for Bobbajo
Islamic Content for OneMinuteMan
Autistic for SilentBob
Disagree for anyone else

Winner gets a blowjob.

Just to make it fair, @Froggah can't vote.

Sorry, bud

 

[PieceofShet]

There isnt too many situation where i can bring this one up but can we just stop for a moment to remember the greatest unboxing video of all time!

 

[TheTractor]

This is not even edited.

I've seen livelier corpses watching ww2 documentaries.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

$16/$150
Ya love to see it

 

[Poo Twister]

Just to make it fair, @Froggah can't vote.

Sorry, bud

Thanks @UaineRunei

Yes, @Froggah is disqualified from voting. He has an unfair advantage due to him being two of the choices.

 

[PieceofShet]

snowkarl said "dsp dont fall asleep"

"I dont know what you talking about"

20secs later he fell asleep.

✂️ asleep

16 seconds · Clipped by Pocok · Original video "Raw DSP Live Stream" by Raw DSP Archive

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[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

the condo association is testing a fire alarm during this stream, hopefully it lines up with a beg

Oh if they are gonna test the fire alarm, then DSP should do an unboxing on his stream. Nothing says unboxing video like a fire alarm

 

[Agent Proper]

for starters dark dave is a detractor and he would happily supply us with information about his payment from yt.
can you supply us with such information? we can ask you.

I received an email this morning at 0741 PST. The money was in my account when I check around 1131. The Piggy panic was real this morning.

 

[UaineRunei]

Clown mode after a $1 tip.

Real subtle, Phil hahahaha