US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The Last Boyscout]

"That's who america is." voiceclip will get plastered over future execution videos of afghan locals that helped the US - the Taliban meme machine is bound to do that one.

 

[Michael Wade]

oh my he's slowing down.

 

[Michael Wade]

He's not going to be able to last much longer.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

He's basically admitting there's a terror threat right now.

Water is wet Joe.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Styx just made the point that the planes are a terror threat, that’s why they are going to the bases instead of directly home.

 

[Dona Morte]

Styx just made the point that the planes are a terror threat, that’s why they are going to the bases instead of directly home.

I heard ISIS is now involved in the area around the airport.
I just realized something:
If we are taking them in commercial flights, we could have many 9/11's.

 

[Michael Wade]

holy shit he's actually taking questions. This will end badly.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

lmfao...I'm listening to just the audio...and this guy's tone really is talking like he's a senile old granpa telling a story to his kid in bed and fucking up half of it.

 

[Collections Agent]

I hope each and every person that legitimately voted for Joe, all 200,000 of them, realize this is directly a result of their actions

 

[Enig]

Questions time, time for him to run away from anything tough.

 

[Scale Smerch]

>US forces doing their best, doing an extraordinary job
>Telling Brits to please stop doing their job and stand around at the perimeter

Seriously Biden, stop while you're ahead

AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, PRE-SELECTED QUESTIONS

 

[ForgedBlades]

I will never not laugh when he holds up that list.

 

[Michael Wade]

He cannot answer questions without looking down.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

just put a technical difficulties screen and take him out the podium

 

[Scale Smerch]

Also fuck off Biden, spoken to the G7 huh? Funny how Canada hasn't heard a peep out of you yet and have been clamoring for any sort of info.

 

[gaystoner]

The fucking list of names of preapproved people. sad.

 

[Michael Wade]

God its so transparent he's just reading the answers.

 

[Salubrious]

Biden looks so fucking confused right now.

 

[Dona Morte]

Even if ISIS and Taliban are enemies that would make it for a cross shot.
NOT ISIS-K
ISIS BIDEN
ISIS.
Sorry I am watching Styxx.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Number one: "STFU, they're gonna get out!"
Number two: "We've done a lot of shit, trust us."