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Will the horse make it to post-gout alimony, or will Phil and his pollack mafia have her turned into glue?
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PhilsCamelToe
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- 11 Lut 2021
I know this has probably been beaten into the ground several hundred times before I became aware of Phil’s existence but that wart/mole is fucking repugnant.
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- 14 Kwi 2019
Why the fuck is he spelling Psychonauts like that?!
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- 15 Wrz 2016
She was smart enough to replace Subaru guy with a man (she thought was) making big bucks streaming.
I’ll bet you watching the hundreds of dollars ticking in in tips on DSPs stream every day back then made her ovaries tingle.
Then she moved to Seattle and saw a goutridden alcoholic with a 5 figure glorified Bejeweled habit.
(I would loved to have seen Khat’s face the moment she realized what she thought would be a ride on easy street, turned into a part time job at Kroger’s for some pocket money.)
At that point it was too late of course.
If you went on her computer/phone I’m pretty sure you’d find multiple combinations of “Washington State”, “Law” and “Divorce”.
Khat isn’t likely to pull the trigger until she finds a new host organism though.
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- 5 Maj 2020
Wait, WHAT?!
That's one of the other hats? You have to be fucking joking... I...
I really don't know whether to be amused or horrified at how out of it Phil's hermit life has made him. He ACTUALLY saw that and thought it was a good idea. This is worse than the Holocaust hat, because Phil could be tone-deaf like that, but this is beyond what should be on the list of things Phil doesn't recognize as best avoided.
And dear god does he look retarded in that get-up. He MUST be thoroughly desperate if he's tolerating us dunking on him so fucking hard for looking like more of a jackass than any of the muppet streamers he's insanely jealous of. And you do, Philroach. You look dumber than Ninja ever could, especially with that webcam from 2008.
Given the number of other things that Phil gets surprised by despite having no business doing so, I can totally buy him forgetting all about any awareness of what he is until he gets confronted with it.
Especially since Phil spends more energy denying things than it would take to alter his circumstances.
San Dimas High School
kiwifarms.net
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- 10 Cze 2021
I bet they just scheduled a checkup a week after they had him drop it off, since they're so busy or whatever so he'd have a shot at bringing the cat in a week afterward to see if it got better. Just a bizarre reaction from him without knowing what's going on.
This guy has no commute to his job, works in his pyjamas, he takes a 3 hour lunch break, can ostensibly start and stop his day whenever he wants but his autistic schedule still owns the hell out of him. Just miserable.
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- 19 Lut 2020
He retconned the hat story again last night saying this wig hat was the one of the four new hats chosen by a fan, he chose the other three. I've lost count how many times the story has changed now. No clue where the gift card fits in now or who paid for what.
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- 5 Maj 2020
Actually, it's his shitty sleep cycle. If Phil would go to bed at a decent hour, he could be up and ready to start streaming at 8am, or even earlier, and be done with the task he hates sooner, with more time to spend doing whatever the fuck.
I would know all about this, I used to live like shit too, and now that I'm in bed by 8pm, I'm so much more functional than I was for all the years that I neglected myself. Of course, it would help if Phil didn't also have alcoholism to deal with, a problem I never had.
There was no gift card, nobody paid for or picked these hats out except for him. And even if there was, way too convenient for the stupidest hat to be the ONE hat he didn't pick. Unless he got trolled again like he did with the platinum vest, but I'm not so sure I believe that because why would Phil trust anybody after that happened?
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- 16 Gru 2018
-naut comes from the Greek for sailor (but now more generally means traveller). Like astronaut or argonaut. These mean 'travellers of space' or 'sailors of the Argo' ship.
I've never seen someone spell it like this, but he's weird as we all know.
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- 13 Gru 2020
Lol the kiwi new chair art video is gone, like tears in the rain
''Violent criminal organization'' was the reason -
reuploaded here for safekeeping
''Violent criminal organization'' was the reason -
reuploaded here for safekeeping
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- 15 Lut 2021
This man has truly no taste and is willing to throw his fans under the bus for his shortcomings. Regardless if the story about the one hat is true or not, this doesn't make you like Phil more, when you are a fan. He is a piece of shit - proving it again.
I would have guessed that at least one the hats (white) would be a pilots hat (Flight Simulator) and the others random cowboy hats in different shapes /colors. I doubt the remaining camo hat is much better. No, it had to be Führer style and retarded shit. His
I'm gonna chock this up to phil's usual thinking he's so well spoken and smart because he uses obscure words.
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- 20 Lis 2020
Unfortunately Phil, it was all for naught: you're still an idiot.
See, that's how you use a word like that, Phil. Not (see, "not" and "naught" sound similar, but they mean totally different things) in some word salad that makes no sense to any thinking person, or in a way that that makes you appear intellectually superior. Because you're the antithesis (ooh, another big word you'll have to look up) of being intellectually superior.
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- 15 Lut 2021
Chris Hansen: "You are saying DarksydePhil is doing this?" lol
UncleFuckAss
kiwifarms.net
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- 11 Kwi 2021
One of my favorite things that he does is when he'll tweet that he's really loving a game and having tons of fun but then if you actually go to his stream he's just looking miserable bored.
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- 27 Lut 2021
Phil's next hat reveal.
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- 29 Sty 2021
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- 15 Lut 2021
Kindergarden Camo
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- 11 Mar 2018
Another thing worth noting is naught is old English, it's not something anyone in the modern day is using unless it's for a play or TV series, weird how DSP's autistic brain latched on to it.
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- 2 Maj 2020
At least Phil is right on track in one aspect of his life. He looks and dresses exactly like a person who has been isolated from society for a decade and who spends his days yelling at spuds on the internet is supposed to.
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