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I've not watched the streams but if Phil is waiting for his day off to take jasper to the vets then fuck this cunt I hope he gets hit by a bus.

And I hope the bus then reverses over him.

Edit: Holy shit he makes 10k a month and won't pay for emergency care for his pet

He is the biggest piece of shit on the internet.

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DsP--pet dad can't leave streams to take jasper to vet--wearing the brand new muppet hat

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The Nazis had the most progressive animal welfare laws in the world. Phil breaks the tradition by treating Jasper like shit.

Phil is an immature pile of shit who is comical to follow due to his constant capital failures, but when it comes down to hurting animals, I check out. Now he must be taken down a peg.
 
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@metis It's about 50/50 with the other chance that Phil is just such a piece of shit he has been ignoring Jasper's problem all week and is only willing to take him to the vet on his day off.
 
Boegjavel powiedział(a):
The Nazis had the most progressive animal welfare laws in the world. Phil breaks the tradition by treating Jasper like shit.

Phil is an immature pile of shit who is comical to follow due to his constant capital failures, but when it comes down to animals, I check out. Now he must be taken down a peg.
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It's Jasper's fault for not adhering to Phil's autistic schedule and his irrational fear of leaving the house.
He's getting treatment on his day of, sounds good? ok.
 
This hat reveals another reason DSP won't upgrade his camera and that is because a better camera would have a better(any) white balance which would show DSP to be as pale as the driven snow. Sure, his camera makes him look jaundiced but I bet he's actually incredibly white with splotchy red patches...
 
DerichLovesNWA powiedział(a):
Correct me if I’m wrong.
Didn’t Phil say Kat had beat the entire ME trilogy in the time he had been playing halfway through 3?
If so, imagine Kat being better than you at ME3, holy shit. Maybe Phil should do a reverse gamer girl and have his wife play the game while he comments on what’s happening as if he was the one playing.
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Huh. That would actually be a good career move for him
 
Mature Adult powiedział(a):
Even with the surprise reward, DSP still needs 1-2 people to make up most of the tips goal to even get close to $150. 3 people combined to $118 tonight, just the same as before he had the new hats. What a great business expense, $45 down the drain.

I really want to know how he decided on THREE camo hats. Was he trying to decide on which to buy and said "fuck it!" and bought all 3? He know its stupid to buy 3 camo hats, thats why he had to disguise what they were by giving them misleading names.
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Phil is too big of a pussy to shoot/own guns. So he shows off what a badass he is, through the tries and trusted method of wearing camo clothes/hats.

Funko Pops NFT collector powiedział(a):
He is a piece of shit that doesn't want to take care of Jasper until his day off because he doesn't give a fuck about the cat,if you listen after 8:55 he says that he called a vet and they said the sooner they could take jasper was on September 7 (coincidentally a tuesday,his day off) and he had to make some calls and found a place where he can take him next tuesday (again his day off),they are plenty of places that take animals for emergencies,I once took my dog to the vet at 1AM on a saturday because she was having small tic like convulsions where she shaked her head and you are going tell me Phil can't take his cat to the vet today?

This is basically the same as having a kid and saying "nah son,I'll take you to the doctor on my day off I don't give a shit if you are in pain or if it get's worse". What a piece of shit,and you know who is also a piece of shit? That retard 60 IQ shelf stacking wife he has since she doesn't care either,she has no issues taking the car to drive to work but apparently taking Jasper to the vet is less important than Skyrim.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P6gSOt35K7Q:304
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Stupid Nudnik! Phil is a great father to his cat, and smart enough to realize that his fans will understand, won’t mind him missing a stream and will donate extra next stream.

What happened was, that Phil called the vet who told him: “Look Phil... I gotta be hahnest with you. This isn’t really that big of a deal. I’ve heard about you and I got a lot of respect for your legacy and your streams! *SNORT* I’ll make room on one of your days off so your fans won’t suffer for this. Jasper is lucky to have such a great father that he’s willing to use his one day off to go to the vet with him, alright?”
 
metis powiedział(a):
What are the chances Jasper Kitty Burnell is fine and Philliam is doing this solely to bait pity tips? The vet appointment lines up too well with it being on his day off to seem legit to me, IMO.
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Yeah, the hopeful part of me wants to believe that Phil is being a lying fucking distress feigning cunt as usual and I can't believe I'd ever imagine a scenario where I'd say that before now. After stepping back from the PC and getting some fresh air, now that I'm back and not clouded by my feelings of extreme disgust with how Phil is mistreating Jasper, there's just too much shit that doesn't fucking line up in his story. He apparently contacted the vet and unless he didn't tell the vet what's going on or just said something vague like "he already had this illness before it's no big deal duhuhuhuhuhu" I can't believe that a vet wouldn't immediately refer Phil to an emergency pet clinic if he heard that Jasper has symptoms of something which could potentially kill him if left untreated for even a few days (in this case UTI). I mean, imagine a scenario where someone in your family had a heart attack and you don't know what the symptoms are, so you call your primary care physician and tell him the symptoms your family member is feeling. In what word would the reaction of the doctor be "yeah don't worry, I've got an opening on Thursday" rather than "S/he had a heart attack, please drive him/her to a hospital right away"?

Of course, the other scenario where he's lying which is the nightmare scenario is that Agent Jasper is already KIA and Phil is just looking for a replacement. I don't wanna spread false rumors though and I didn't watch yesterday's schtreems, did Phil yell at Jasper telling him to get down from there in any of them?
 
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The Nazis had the most progressive animal welfare laws in the world. Phil breaks the tradition by treating Jasper like shit.

Phil is an immature pile of shit who is comical to follow due to his constant capital failures, but when it comes down to hurting animals, I check out. Now he must be taken down a peg.
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The ONE good thing Nazis had going for them (along with anti smoking laws if you’re into that I guess) but Goutbannführer Phil can’t even figure out to do that right.

If Phil had been an actual SA Mann, he’d be the one always marching in the back during torchlight parades, and would regularly get chewed out for not having washed his uniform/not buttoning it correctly and showing up late for meetings.

“Aber Truppführer! The S Bahn was late! Nothin’ I could do!”
 
Pretty Boy Extremism powiedział(a):
Yeah, the hopeful part of me wants to believe that Phil is being a lying fucking distress feigning cunt as usual and I can't believe I'd ever imagine a scenario where I'd say that before now. After stepping back from the PC and getting some fresh air, now that I'm back and not clouded by my feelings of extreme disgust with how Phil is mistreating Jasper, there's just too much shit that doesn't fucking line up in his story. He apparently contacted the vet and unless he didn't tell the vet what's going on or just said something vague like "he already had this illness before it's no big deal duhuhuhuhuhu" I can't believe that a vet wouldn't immediately refer Phil to an emergency pet clinic if he heard that Jasper has symptoms of something which could potentially kill him if left untreated for even a few days (in this case UTI). I mean, imagine a scenario where someone in your family had a heart attack and you don't know what the symptoms are, so you call your primary care physician and tell him the symptoms your family member is feeling. In what word would the reaction of the doctor be "yeah don't worry, I've got an opening on Thursday" rather than "S/he had a heart attack, please drive him/her to a hospital right away"?

Of course, the other scenario where he's lying which is the nightmare scenario is that Agent Jasper is already KIA and Phil is just looking for a replacement. I don't wanna spread false rumors though and I didn't watch yesterday's schtreems, did Phil yell at Jasper telling him to get down from there in any of them?
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Let’s hope for the best for poor Jasper, cursed as he is by the cat gods by being adopted by two immature, broken people.

And BTW: If the cat has had it before and it’s potentially serious, AND the symptoms match’s up, then wouldn’t a vet prescribe some medication over the phone if he really can’t see him for that long?


Also: Pretty sure that you’re encouraged to stay with the cat while they wait for a space?

Imagine being a sick animal, scared in a completely unknown location filled with unknown scents and sounds and just sit in a corner?

Phil’s explanation about “just dropping off the cat and they put it in a corner until they have time to deal with it” kinda sounds like Phil going “Fuck this bullshiat! I’m not going to waste my ONE day off sitting with stupid Jasper and wait for detractor vet, when I can be browsing the gin store! Imma just drop him off and pick him up later!”
 
I cannot explain how far my heart sank when I just casually checked twitter and saw Bhil Purnell post a tweet with DSP's new "white hat."

I am struggling, STRUGGLING, to find the words to express how fucking terrible these hats are. You would've thought the fucker was either blind or used some bot that picked out 4 random hats through an Amazon catalog to get this.

Maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't have to question Phil's mental state if these hats weren't hidden behind a $150 paywall just to even LOOK at them.
 
Fill Bern El powiedział(a):
I cannot explain how far my heart sank when I just casually checked twitter and saw Bhil Purnell post a tweet with DSP's new "white hat."

I am struggling, STRUGGLING, to find the words to express how fucking terrible these hats are. You would've thought the fucker was either blind or used some bot that picked out 4 random hats through an Amazon catalog to get this.

Maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't have to question Phil's mental state if these hats weren't hidden behind a $150 paywall just to even LOOK at them.
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That’s the magic of DSP though. Left to his own devices, he comes up with the laziest, dumbest shit ever.

Like the three camo hats his gin soaked hermit brain came up with.

But every now and then, real magic happens thanks to how dumb and shut off from the world he is. For every nine camo hat stunts, we get a GOUTSTURMFUHRER of the SS hat.

‘Tis the magic, and tism of Phil!
 
PhilsCamelToe powiedział(a):
He associates Kat with car sounds because that’s what she has to make to have Philly boy eat his meal

Here comes the BMW vroom vroom
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Fuck you, you almost made me spit out my ice cream.
I've only been skimming the thread for highlights the past few days, too much IRL shit going on to pay attention to DarkSydePogromnacht.
Your comment actually urged me to post for once, so big ups.
 
metis powiedział(a):
What are the chances Jasper Kitty Burnell is fine and Philliam is doing this solely to bait pity tips? The vet appointment lines up too well with it being on his day off to seem legit to me, IMO.
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Fine? Probably not.

His condition GREATLY exaggerated for pity and the possibility of tips? Absolutely.

DSP is a great exaggerator. 99% of the events of his life have been overblown so he can feel special. Khet made a baked chicken breast? Nah, it's a custom-breaded, oven-baked, poultry tender breast.

Every interaction in his head is exaggerated, that's why he puts so many words in people's mouths.
 
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me he allegedly hasn't even at least texted her alllllllll day to tell her what's up? really? reeeeeeeally?
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Alright. Listen. Listen. Those shithead basement morahns on the internet are saying that I haven't contacted Kat, muh wife, at all. That's incorrect! The truth is, I couldn't. The reason is thus: first of all, the whole situation is under control and secondly, when should I have done it? I had to clean up the shit and piss. Can you imagine how the Microwave Burrito tasted? Not good at all! Also, I had to read e-mails on my phone. On my phone! How can I read mails and text muh wife at the same time! Adults would know this. So...alright? Thank you SeeKyle for the superchat.

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