❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[JT Marlin]

Yeah, but shoe has no self esteem and is an abuse magnet. Aside from that black BF (R.I.P.) has she had a good relationship?

Being in a relationship is easy for girls. Being in a healthy, normal one is a completely different matter.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Aside from that black BF (R.I.P.) has she had a good relationship?

I'll do you one better: Has she ever had a relationship with a man who lived in the same US State as she did?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Aside from that black BF (R.I.P.) has she had a good relationship?

No. And her time with Greg shows she will actively encourage her own exploitation if it means trollin' da haterz. Though her political flip-flopping also kind of reflects how she's willing to cuck-out under pressure, rather than sticking to her guns. Especially when it comes to Vaush, who browbeats her every now and then while he continually evades her relentless flirting.

Shoe's type is apparently deep-voice fat autismos who are uninterested in her.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Shoe's type is apparently deep-voice fat autismos who are uninterested in her.

An inspiration to bisexual women everywhere.

 

[Berrakh]

I keep getting Milt and Jack mixed up.
inb4 the pics aren't exactly the same. You know the brain is trained to recognize faces!

I think the real question is who will get the most depressing? Shoe or Greg? That's a tough because I think Greg will be alone and delusional. But all Shoe will be able to say back is that she isn't alone even if she's as delusional about her quality of life.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

@Jack Awful is team Emo Matt, and @MediocreMilt is team Kawaii Matt. Hope that helps.

 

[jethro]

Who's more likely to be single in 10 years? Shoe or Greg?

Greg comes across like someone that is one or two slip-ups away from jail time and being put on the sex offender registry. Doesn't mean he'll be single, just that the state might get in between him and his future partner.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Greg already has a new gal, she's in his conspiracy videos

 

[MediocreMilt]

I legitimately can't believe that a man like Greg who has no real work history and looks like Greg does isn't at least doing stage magic.

FFS he calls himself a skeptic, James Randi was a skeptic and a stage magician.

Also, Jack Awful has had that profile pic I'm pretty sure as long as I've been using this site, whereas I routinely change up the look (I would have done so months ago, but Tommy Tooter seems to think I actually am Matt, and he keeps calling me a "fetishizing fascistic furry" based upon this pic, which is of course hilarious to me)

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Greg already has a new gal, she's in his conspiracy videos

Who? What video is she in?

 

[Don't @ Me]

Who? What video is she in?

Yeah I just skimmed through his cryptid videos, not that there'd be a reason for a gf to even be there, but I don't see anything. Nor with his Tell Me More series. I'm guessing that person is referring to the Aussie girl, and isn't aware Greg dumped them because he's scared of breast cancer.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Who? What video is she in?

Wait Nvm, she was in his shitty armor tuxedo podcast thing. But it seems like episodes 1-12 have just been scrubbed offline

 

[jethro]

I legitimately can't believe that a man like Greg who has no real work history and looks like Greg does isn't at least doing stage magic.

FFS he calls himself a skeptic, James Randi was a skeptic and a stage magician.

He definitely gives off magician vibes, though more Franky Houdini than a James Randi (https://aussiesexoffenders.wordpress.com/tag/frank-kunde/).

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Wait Nvm, she was in his shitty armor tuxedo podcast thing. But it seems like episodes 1-12 have just been scrubbed offline

Fucking really??? That fast? I havent checked his channel in a few months

Yeah... He dumped the Aussie girl a while ago. Just read the thread and get caught up before trying to report on 6 month old news.

 

[Don't @ Me]

But it seems like episodes 1-12 have just been scrubbed offline

Actually wasn't aware of this. What a fucking coward. He got so much backlash on the first podcast without her, that he's just trying to pretend she never existed. Like, they never even talk about their relationship in the podcasts, why remove them? What the hell Greg? Unless the Aussie threatened him to take them down or something, now there's just 12 episodes that new subscribers will be left wondering where they are.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

wow Greg is going for full anus douche canoe. So he'll re-upload all his videos with Shoe0nHead after a year for the ad-money, but he'll scrub the Aussie Girl podcasts because he doesn't want to be associated with someone that might have cancer.

 

[Cowboy Kim]

IIRC, Greg left his first girlfriend over brain cancer.
There seems to be a pattern of Greg attracting cancer-prone women then jumping ship...

 

[jethro]

IIRC, Greg left his first girlfriend over brain cancer.
There seems to be a pattern of Greg attracting cancer-prone women then jumping ship...

You've got the causation backwards. These girls weren't cancer-prone before meeting Greg.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

IIRC, Greg left his first girlfriend over brain cancer.
There seems to be a pattern of Greg attracting cancer-prone women then jumping ship...

Do you have any receipts? This is news to me, but it seems in character for him so I don't doubt he would do something heartless like that.

The only ex I'm aware of prior to shoe0nHead is his ex-wife, that he divorced and possibly cheated on with June.
EDIT: Gregory's ex-wife, complete with soyface

 

[Flying Whale]

Lol, wtf is this cope.