high on hootenberries - livestream 8/10/2021

[Dona Morte]

How many seats do you guys think she would she require on an airplane? 4?

Typical seat is 30 to 31 inches.
I got this from a lingerie site

So 3?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

How many seats do you guys think she would she require on an airplane? 4? A whole row? At this point she'd be better off purchasing a private jet, although I've heard those have weight limits too. Or maybe one of those medical helicopters, but it would take at least 8 burly EMTs to hoist her onto a stretcher. Maybe Wipey will be sweet enough to facetime her from Bora Bora.

Airline seats have two measurements. Seat pitch and width. Seat Pitch is the distance between the seat in front of you and your own seat. Width is self explanatory.

Seen as she wants to go to Seattle, let's look at Alaska Airlines;

They consider the definitive boundary of the seat to be arm-rest to arm-rest and require passengers of a larger size to purchase more than one seat if they exceed this space.

Alaska Airlines typical Boeing 737 aircraft have a seat width of 17 inches in Economy class.

Not sure on Ambers actual dimensions though as there is much less detail online. I think she might just fit, but wouldn't be able to get the tray table down or get out in the event of an emergency. (Look up how small an overwing exit is, it's like a cat flap). Passengers should exit an aircraft within 90 seconds for best survivability, she'd have no chance.

Would be even worse if they put her on a Bombardier Q400 as she wouldn't be able to climb the stairs they use or fit down the aisle.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Airline seats have two measurements. Seat pitch and width. Seat Pitch is the distance between the seat in front of you and your own seat. Width is self explanatory.

Seen as she wants to go to Seattle, let's look at Alaska Airlines;

They consider the definitive boundary of the seat to be arm-rest to arm-rest and require passengers of a larger size to purchase more than one seat if they exceed this space.

Alaska Airlines typical Boeing 737 aircraft have a seat width of 17 inches in Economy class.

Not sure on Ambers actual dimensions though as there is much less detail online. I think she might just fit, but wouldn't be able to get the tray table down or get out in the event of an emergency. (Look up how small an overwing exit is, it's like a cat flap). Passengers should exit an aircraft within 90 seconds for best survivability, she'd have no chance.

Would be even worse if they put her on a Bombardier Q400 as she wouldn't be able to climb the stairs they use or fit down the aisle.

She ain't flying in no dumbo-jet

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Don’t check in for two weeks thinking maybe something will change. Nope.
Still gaining weight, Becky still a pathetic thumb butler and I’m retarded for thinking it would be any different.

 

[CarbieDoll]

When it comes to airplanes, Amber's width is not the issue but her "depth" is.

Let's ignore the fact that she has 0 chance of fitting through an airplane door and even less of a chance of moving down the aisle. No, the issue is that her gunt and shelf ass are so massive that they would need to remove an entire row to make room for her.

She can lie to herself all she wants, but the only one keeping Amber from travelling is Amber herself.

 

[kakusei]

is becky just still here for some weird financial gain? someone in the thread did say that amber was paying her to be in her streams. either way i can't believe people are interested enough in amber's boring streams to watch them and give her MONEY. and for what? people on the farms are gods for doing the amount of digging they do about this diaper-wearing hambeast.

i'm only interested when she talks about all the garbage she stuffs down her throat. something about how a woman can pretend to be self aware enough to know what she's doing when she's actually just an abusive, narcissistic toddler who will indulge herself until her death bed is satisfying in a way that almost makes me feel like a sociopath for laughing at the shitshow that she calls her life.

 

[Wonky Eye]

i can't believe people are interested enough in amber's boring streams to watch them and give her MONEY. and for what?

They probably try to make them less boring by trying to provoke her or make her face her contradictions. I love how naive ambabies are. She's mastered the art of ignoring it.

 

[kakusei]

They probably try to make them less boring by trying to provoke her or make her face her contradictions. I love how naive ambabies are. She's mastered the art of ignoring

i honestly find it very funny that she's mastered the art of ignoring the hayydurrs but not the art of weight loss and nutrition.

 

[Poop Bun]

i honestly find it very funny that she's mastered the art of ignoring the hayydurrs but not the art of weight loss and nutrition.

She is already highly naturally skilled in the art of gaining weight, any change to that would mean actual work.

 

[Clotso Coof]

How many seats do you guys think she would she require on an airplane? 4? A whole row?

She'd need at least 3 seats, so a row. But I don't think she could contort herself to shuffle sideways into the middle seat. Even thin people have to kind lean back while shuffling because of the seats in front of them leaning back a bit.

She also would need to wear a huge diaper, because there's no way she'd fit in an airplane bathroom.

In this live, Amber mentioned she's currently on 6 medications following that ER visit. I'm inclined to think those 6 include her psych medications and whatever else she was already on (I will never believe she is not AT LEAST on Metformin)

Any speculations on what the others other? Likely one is an antibiotic for another UTI/kidney infection/cellulitis...

She's visibly yellow/jaundiced, so the ER would check her liver function and bilirubin levels. She'd probably get some meds to ease symptoms of early liver failure.

In addition, she'd get psych meds, a statin, probably some diabetes meds.

 

[King Fructose]

She can absolutely fly. She vlogged it herself.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

This Thumbtard era just keeps dragging on and on and on. It’s gone from comical to painful.

 

[Bitchinista]

This Thumbtard era just keeps dragging on and on and on. It’s gone from comical to painful.

It became clear to me when Amber admitted that she's now paying Becky a monthly salary to help her. By offering her a paid job (as opposed to just generally financially supporting Becky when they were "together") she's altered the terms of their arrangement in a way that keeps Becky in her current position as long as possible.

 

[mekalekahi]

Ambers "proud" that she pays becky. So you have to pay someone to spend time with you. That's nothing to brag about but LOVE THAT FOR YOU!!!

 

[DCMediaSped]

It became clear to me when Amber admitted that she's now paying Becky a monthly salary to help her. By offering her a paid job (as opposed to just generally financially supporting Becky when they were "together") she's altered the terms of their arrangement in a way that keeps Becky in her current position as long as possible.

Becky's probably stuck there for awhile. No matter how smug and arrogant Amber is, she can't take care of herself. She's a mental toddler, can't drive, is practically immobile, and is incredibly dumb. I actually do have concerns for the animals getting fed if Amber was their sole caregiver, and the vet was practically a no go even with Becky there. (and no I'm not suggesting they give up the animals, they are old and would be euthanized within a few days at one of those horrible over crowded shelters down there). She has no one in Lexington. What will happen to her once Becky is gone? I think until Amber finds a new host to leech off of, Becky will stay on as the paid 'help'.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Becky's probably stuck there for awhile. No matter how smug and arrogant Amber is, she can't take care of herself. She's a mental toddler, can't drive, is practically immobile, and is incredibly dumb. I actually do have concerns for the animals getting fed if Amber was their sole caregiver, and the vet was practically a no go even with Becky there. (and no I'm not suggesting they give up the animals, they are old and would be euthanized within a few days at one of those horrible over crowded shelters down there). She has no one in Lexington. What will happen to her once Becky is gone? I think until Amber finds a new host to leech off of, Becky will stay on as the paid 'help'.

It's sad that the pets might suffer but Becky needs to learn that shit ain't her responsibility. Amber just owns an extra pet now, only difference being this one has a drivers licence.

 

[GooglePuppet]

Becky and Amber seem really salty at eachother tonight.

Lesbians.
Entering relationships like it's their last, and leaving relationships like they were fucking the devil himself.

Like 13 from House; not a single healthy relationship, ever.

edit: Lesbians stay mad.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think wifey was just some fit perky thing who saw some sad morbidly obese train wreck and was like. "I bet I can be such a good friend to her she turns her life around." Im sure plenty of us were young and full of hope once. So she reached out to amber to be friendly and motivating. Only amber is a fucking incel and cant separate a woman being kind and woman wanting to climb mt gunt.

She might be supportive of Amber to lose weight, but that will get old fast when she suggests that Amber goes on a restrictive diet. Amber is not into a restrictive diet. This will not finish well.

I would love to see Amber try and get on a plane. When she was 17 she had to buy an extra seat because they wouldn't let her board the plane, and that was 300lbs ago. She probably wouldn't even fit in the doors of an airplane. She can barely squeeze through the doors in her apartment and usually has to turn sideways to do it.

There were a few participants on MSHPL who took planes and were at about the same weight. Most single-aisle airplanes have a 3-3 configuration, so she would need to buy 3 tickets as 2 seats would probably not do. She would be miserable but could do it. As far as her mobility, the worst part is that there is a lot of walking in most airports. I am not sure if she would fit in an airport wheelchair. Finally, Amber's respiration is marginal at best and she could suffer hypoventilation at altitude. Flying might be contraindicated just for that reason alone.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Becky is only as "stuck" there as she chooses to be. I find it hard to believe her family wouldn't give her a bed temporarily while she gets her shit together. She's been speaking for a bit about her "job" & like others, I wondered if she had a delivery job of sorts. Amber paying her to stay makes more sense but talk about a toxic work environment.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Poor Twinkie. She is really gonna miss thumby and her walks.