🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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I kinda feel bad for the sped Michael. Renee, stop messing with the guy. You know damn well that meal does not look delicious.
Yeah, is Renee blind?

Seriously, I think she is literally blind. It would explain quite a bit.
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Yeah, is Renee blind?

Seriously, I think she is literally blind. It would explain quite a bit.
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Renee probably has a host of actual disabilities and certainly has her own tugboat + a vagina making her prime targets for other low functioning white trash. Maybe even her own section 8 apartment because of her disabilities.

She somehow thinks it’s a good idea to associate with Full Metal Michael and that John Tonka was……I don’t even know, but she’s slow in the mind and is going to end up murdered if she doesn’t get more selective with the parasites she surrounds herself with.
 

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the BETRAYED is incredible, full metal needs his own thread he's got his own solar system
 
Wow. This was an adventure to sift through. I was cracking up over Mr. Cheese Food and the #1 ANIME BETRAYAL of Tonka. I'm almost more invested in Knife Big than Sammie right now. He is absolute gold.

Wew lads, I needed this laugh. Blessed are we to get this fresh injection of hilarity into this thread.

On topic, Full Metal Michael talking about his wonderful day and has no clue how to use punctuation. But he’s just missing one of you lucky ladies to be in his knife life.

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Apparently, some of these women are less than thrilled about this proposition. Maybe they’re lactose intolerant?

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EDIT: phonefag, big photos ahead and I'm not sure how to resize, I'm sorry

Wow. This was an adventure to sift through. I was cracking up over Mr. Cheese Food and the #1 ANIME BETRAYAL of Tonka. I'm almost more invested in Knife Big than Sammie right now. He is absolute gold.

Wew lads, I needed this laugh. Blessed are we to get this fresh injection of hilarity into this thread.

On topic, Full Metal Michael talking about his wonderful day and has no clue how to use punctuation. But he’s just missing one of you lucky ladies to be in his knife life.

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Apparently, some of these women are less than thrilled about this proposition. Maybe they’re lactose intolerant?

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A whole league of dumb white women and fake accounts fighting over him :story:
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He's in a bunch of pictures with this lady, who is also old enough to be his mom (or grandma, by Sammieverse standards). Note that "home" is a fucking van:
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Apparently Sarge "miss Lynette vagina" and got with some girl nobody likes named Melissa, until she ABORTIONED their kid!
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Haha jesus the Sammieverse just keeps growing. Hilarious. Hes been with so many different women and obviously cheats on them and uses them. I wonder if she was actually pregnant or just larped it? Then when he cheated told him it got scrambled out.
 
Mike's really the whole package...
Redneck deer thing tattoo (like sammi's), dorky reflective blue shades, smoking some cheap shit cigarillo with the windows rolled up, rotten blackened teefs, and flipping the bird to the void.
Yeeyee indeed.
 
Here's a video where shes in it half way through in a Facebook live. Shes missing most of her teeth, she looks like shes 65 and doesnt look at the camera really. He completely ignores her "I love yous" in the comments.Wyświetl załącznik 2435078
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=200986755149727&id=100057152111039

Lol new photo today.
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Nothing new with Kim or Sammie.
Gotta love the trash bag duct taped to the ceiling to catch leaks....
 
I am sorry guys, I have been away too long, and I need to catch up, bur I have to be late here and post my thoughts on LardTard's post:

I AM A MISCARRIAGE SURVIVOR.

What the fuck does that even mean? In my mind, she survived her mother's "miscarriage," in which case our Sammi would be a walking miscarriage.

Of course, she's just talking about her fake baby and fake miscarriage with the fake black daddy.
 
He posted about wanting a woman to share his bounty of straight talk, Netflix and cheese food... what about Renee? I'm confused. Maybe she's his mom?
After reading through Renee's profile, she's 47 years old (11/21/73) and is indeed romantically attracted to him, despite the fact he has his status as single and is calling out for female company on the regular.

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Mikey seems to be what the kids nowadays call a “fuckboy” but that would imply he actually gets some pussy. So a wannabe fuckboy?

Also, I present this without comment.

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Bang

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After reading through Renee's profile, she's 47 years old (11/21/73) and is indeed romantically attracted to him, despite the fact he has his status as single and is calling out for female company on the regular.

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Mikey seems to be what the kids nowadays call a “fuckboy” but that would imply he actually gets some pussy. So a wannabe fuckboy?

Also, I present this without comment.

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Bang

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that arm is a total cartoon, I could look at this guy's weird self-reply posts all day.
 
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