[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

[Sophia_orr]

Imagine getting a 1000pg thread and your own sub-forum in less than a week on the farms
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Too bad there ain't 30 dudes who would want to be within 20 miles of you let alone 30 chicks.

Also ya, 1000 pages in less than a week. you did a wonderful job Bella, shame I don't know any good shroom names that would go with Bella though.

Also. 1001 pages I shall grab the beers.

 

[Aldora]

I doubt she would have skipped the opportunity to have a microwaved snack.

Unless she is like Nagilum and experimenting with every kind of way of killing.

 

[Narr Then]

I missed P1000, are you fucking kidding me?!

Happy page 1001 folks!

 

[Sasha]

My personal favorite moment from this downtime was when Isabella came to the lolcow.farm thread, and tried to throw Louis under the bus. Notice the spelling of the word "apparently"

Spoiler: hi bella

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Damn, it's awesome. She will actually join our ranks, and help us doxx Louis with everything she has. He'll be seeking revenge... Shit will hit the fan soon.

 

[RodgerDodger]

But isn't there a difference between feeding them to snakes and boiling them alive to satisfy your personal sick urges? Do circumstances matter?

Hamsters are at best considered low value property. If she was stealing somebody elses hamsters and boiling them that would be a crime. If shes paying for them? It's not actually illegal. But is enough that the local cops and councilors might want to dig a bit deeper. Possibly with a methane probe and cadaver dogs?

 

[Pukebucket]

Would the tag "Horrorcow" even fit her, or she's something even more hideous.

Mooshroom.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Also damn they flair us newfags now? This is literally the nuremburg laws 2

Not a single person has given me any shit at any point for being new. People were hypervigilant with all the socks going around as it is before, checking join dates and etc. It's easy to avoid though, you don't even have to put in any work into creating content. All you have to do is not be an absolute fucking moron and post dumb off-topic shit like this. Try it!

 

[Mister Mint]

What an unironically wonderful lolcow Bella is.

> Makes 5000 sock accounts
> Digs herself deeper every single time
"I know what will fix this! Another sock account!"

Only a lolcow would just keep throwing kitchen sponges into the ocean trying to drain it.

Welcome to 1000 pages, Bella. You've truly made it. Here's to 1000 more

 

[CowBoyCormack]

It's encouraging to see a lot of tweets and new YouTube videos come out while the farms were down at least.

JohnGamingFuntime, The Art of Storytelling, Smokey McC, Sallow Dawn (youre already in here on KF, but seriously, good job) should get a shoutout from being on this from the start. I know theres a lot of anticipation of big youtube taking notice, but these guys have done good work as well and been watching them too

 

[Andrew Ryan]

I'm starting to wonder if she didn't intended to shoot the Pony convention considering she tried to get a gun and was pissed at Fiona.

With other people, this would be magical thinking, but she seem sick enough to do something like this. Truly a dangerous person.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

she ain't CIA level pro manipulator, but lets face it chris don't have the brightest light bulb. He would be easy for an amateur to manipulate

Hence why him raping barb isn't like as impressive a troll as Bella complains but hey living life on easy mode makes minor achievements seem like mt. Everest.

Hamsters are at best considered low value property. If she was stealing somebody elses hamsters and boiling them that would be a crime. If shes paying for them? It's not actually illegal. But is enough that the local cops and councilors might want to dig a bit deeper. Possibly with a methane probe and cadaver dogs?

What the fuck kinda meth do you smoke in your trailer home making up stories about the outside world?

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Glad to see this place is back up. Glowies are absolutely seething right now.

 

[anon_christorian]

Been waiting for the site to come back to go through all this and here we are at 1k already jesus christ lol

Read the highlights fren

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

Excellent update work on the OP. What a sick, frightening individual.

(And has any other thread on KF gone to 1000 pages in less than nine days?)

Yaniv escalated pretty quickly, but idk

 

[Probably An Autist]

Also damn they flair us newfags now? This is literally the nuremburg laws 2

get cucked jew

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I'm starting to wonder if she didn't intended to shoot the Pony convention considering she tried to get a gun and was pissed at Fiona.

With other people, this would be magical thinking, but she seem sick enough to do something like this. Truly a dangerous person.

More likely, she's gonna find an animal to abuse to vent frustrations. I hope shelters in her area are aware of her.

 

[Princess_Retard]

What an unironically wonderful lolcow Bella is.

> Makes 5000 sock accounts
> Digs herself deeper every single time
"I know what will fix this! Another sock account!"

Only a lolcow would just keep throwing kitchen sponges into the ocean trying to drain it.

Welcome to 1000 pages, Bella. You've truly made it. Here's to 1000 more

 

[Helen Henny]

JohnGamingFuntime, The Art of Storytelling, Smokey McC, Sallow Dawn (youre already in here on KF, but seriously, good job) should get a shoutout from being on this from the start. I know theres a lot of anticipation of big youtube taking notice, but these guys have done good work as well and been watching them too

And @CammieDoxGirl 's interview with @romantakeoverr and @firion is worth watching for sure.

 

[Golden-Rule]

Just read all the new stuff.
Dear god the situation got worse the more I read. She's a complete freak and an actual danger.

I hope she won't get away with the shit she did. It's horrendous, actually made me sick.

If she escapes anything like jail or expulsion from TTU unless she changes her name she’s not going to have a normal life ever again. Look her up online for a job interview or anything and you find out she’s a fungus infested brapfag who abuses harmless animals, even with the attempted scrubbing from her glowie parents.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Yaniv escalated pretty quickly, but idk

And she makes even that creep look relatively harmless in comparison.