DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KaijiPilled]

Phil’s pre-stream was 90 minutes long. He just finally loaded up Fallout.

what the fuck

What the fuck does he need to talk about for that long if he takes that long to start people are just gonna leave at that point

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What the fuck does he need to talk about for that long if he takes that long to start people are just gonna leave at that point

What food he ate and what he just read on twitter and bitching about DA TROOOOOOOLLZ

 

[Hogan of the South]

Don’t these pay cucks have more important things to drop money on? Bottles of aspirin, rope, maybe some actual therapy?

 

[Cardef1121]

"She's a girl who will talk to me so we're soul mates!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANh6IQqdM5s:385
god this video makes me laugh

My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.

She did give us vacuum sounds during his stream, I want some more of that, maybe she barges into the room, vacuum cleaner in tow and just cleans up around him

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.

I’ve never met anyone who had cleaning as a hobby. I’m sure even people who do it obsessively don’t actually like it.

She did give us vacuum sounds during his stream, I want some more of that, maybe she barges into the room, vacuum cleaner in tow and just cleans up around him

That would be great cause then we wouldn’t have to listen to his asinine bullcrap for the duration of the vacuuming and you know that office is fucking disgusting.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Don’t these pay cucks have more important things to drop money on? Bottles of aspirin, rope, maybe some actual therapy?

They are where they are for the same reason Phil is: tragic stupidity.

What's fucked up is that they deserve Phil, but Phil still manages to be awful enough to not deserve them any more than he deserves the audience he actually wants.

My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.

If Kat actually said that, she's smarter than she lets on. But I'm pretty sure Phil just made that shit up, because holy fuck is it way more believable when he makes himself look like a child in need of a mommy to cook his din-din and clean up after him. I don't think I need to explain why that is.

He's wearing the silver vest, cowboy hat and that shit eating grin.

I assumed Phil was going to begrudgingly accept Cuck back into the vortex, entirely for the money, while keeping a sharp eye on him, but if he really is stupid enough to think he can still trust the autistic crazy imbecile, oh boy is this going to funny and ugly...

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

I’ve never met anyone who had cleaning as a hobby. I’m sure even people who do it obsessively don’t actually like it.

That would be great cause then we wouldn’t have to listen to his asinine bullcrap for the duration of the vacuuming and you know that office is fucking disgusting.

Of the few recent shots we've had of it, it's clear he quickly abandoned that "cleaning regimen" of his. It's still the same dusty, filthy little pigsty. How long till he gets ear infection 4 (or whatever he's at now - maybe he's going for a record)?

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

He's wearing the silver vest, cowboy hat and that shit eating grin.

He's exceptionally chipper today. I think he may have got a lights-off hoof-job lastnight.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He's wearing the silver vest, cowboy hat and that shit eating grin.

This is successful streaming, I see OiC couldn't stay away longer than a day.

The Stockholm Syndrome is real.

 

[daBonehead]

How's that ear wax taste Phil?

 

[IHateMyJob]

Or trying to avoid the humiliation, because we know he reads this place, and are looking for signs of his return.

Though it doesn't really matter if Cuck decides to try hiding like this, because Phil can be counted on to give it away. Did he do a tipquisition on this supposed new whale? I'll bet he didn't bat an eye.

He stopped doing the tip audits to every tip a couple weeks ago. So this means one of 3 things: 1 he recognizes the name/email addy attatched to the tip. 2 he doesn't give a shit if they are legit because he's a greedy pigroach and 3 the whole "chargeback" saga was b.s and not nearly as bad as he claimed so he could bait pity tips and be a victim.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

How's that ear wax taste Phil?
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Apparently the next ear infection is imminent.

 

[Super Dent Head]

How's that ear wax taste Phil?
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What a vile man-child.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's exceptionally chipper today. I think he may have got a lights-off hoof-job lastnight.

Someone threatened to drop $200

 

[N0thingICanDo]

How's that ear wax taste Phil?
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[Hogan of the South]

He's exceptionally chipper today. I think he may have got a lights-off hoof-job lastnight.

More like he got a lights out cell phone text from his cucks saying “sowy daddy here’s muh munnies please don’t be angry!!”

is it way to much to ask for one day of one digit to nothing tips?

 

[DeeTracktor]

He looks so retarrr in that vest.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

The more you hang out with someone the more you copy their mannerisms, the sad part is that Phil only ever interacts with one person.

Jasper is a cat though

 

[Fuckyoudad]

My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.

I recall shortly after she moved in she gave him an awesome surprise to wake up to. She cleaned the office for him. Dusted and vacuumed away years of darksy defil's dead skin cells. Clearly it was a one time deal and hasn't been cleaned again since by kyasarin. No point in even wondering if phil himself has ever done it. Spending most of his life in that putrid office it's some kind of miracle the most he's come away with are ear infections that he himself is mostly at fault over. I await the pneumonitis dust allergy arc when the stress put upon him by the asshole american healthcare phone queues quadruple his objective reality anxiety.