🐮 Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Bugaboo]

Well, my brain hurts I'm out
If I spend anymore time here my brain will turn to mush

I just have one parting gift for our dear friend

Spoiler: From me, with love

Putting sheets on your bed is for chumps

 

[x86x2]

Your hatred for Barney shouldn't be overshadowing anything.

Yes, I know that. It really shouldn't, but it does anyway, given my experiences amongst the fags that like that shit and will do anything to defend it.
I do more than just that, you know. I definitely spend less time hating on Barney than I do on things I like, which should be quite aware of by now. Of course, given that university is back in session, I'll probably scale this devotion to my hatred down a bit to focus more on studies.

 

[Gensdupays]

Yes, I know that. It really shouldn't, but it does anyway, given my experiences amongst the fags that like that shit and will do anything to defend it.
I do more than just that, you know. I definitely spend less time hating on Barney than I do on things I like, which should be quite aware of by now. Of course, given that university is back in session, I'll probably scale this devotion to my hatred down a bit to focus more on studies.

Your "experiences" are absolutely nothing that should be this debilitating. You need help to get through this shit you see as important.

I fucking doubt it man, you do this during your classes don't you?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

At this point I'm fishing for triggers. I think you're literally broken by television @x86x2. Go look up Christian Weston Chandler, take a long look in the mirror after you read through his whole life story, and go find a cozy padded cell in an institution. Preferably, the sensory deprivation chamber, if there can be "special arrangements".

I mean the guy actually went somewhere being a complete nutcase, your professor wants to strangle you in your sleep.

 

[HexBawxUno]

[x86x2,] you're a grade a hypocrite desperately looking for a way to prove how much "better" you are then other autists. Word of advice, stop trying to compare yourself with more severely autistic people to make yourself feel better, it only makes you look even more autistic.

Truth. See: the original "A-Log", Anthony LoGatto, and his circle of friends, with the "at least I'm not Christian Weston Chandler" sentiment.

Also - why "x86x2"? That's only a 32-bit processor. Shouldn't it be "x64x2"?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Yes, I know that. It really shouldn't, but it does anyway, given my experiences amongst the fags that like that shit and will do anything to defend it.
I do more than just that, you know. I definitely spend less time hating on Barney than I do on things I like, which should be quite aware of by now. Of course, given that university is back in session, I'll probably scale this devotion to my hatred down a bit to focus more on studies.

Dude.

Stop. Caring. About. Barney.

No one fucking cares. And before you bring up the Barneyspergs, who fucking cares about them?

I mean, holy shit, you actively admit that what you're doing is fucking autistic and you're doing it anyway. That's, like, a type of pathetic from an entirely different plane of existence.

 

[Tailypo]

Yes, I know that. It really shouldn't, but it does anyway, given my experiences amongst the fags that like that shit and will do anything to defend it.
I do more than just that, you know. I definitely spend less time hating on Barney than I do on things I like, which should be quite aware of by now. Of course, given that university is back in session, I'll probably scale this devotion to my hatred down a bit to focus more on studies.

You claim that you spend less time hating on Barney, and yet this thread is still going. Seriously.

I never thought I'd see a grown ass man wasting this much time hating on a purple dinosaur. This is beyond pathetic.

 

[Strelok]

I have seen rabid bitcoiners become less autistic about things nobody cares about, and at least they have the excuse of being $500 a pop down the hole with what they scream about. I seriously cannot comprehend how @x86x2 can muster up the energy to care so goddamn much about Barney of all things, and constantly shout down actual evidence with his pretend anecdotes.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Yes, I really should be, but this is the state of the world that we live in as we know it, and thus I feel the need to get shit out of the way.

Wait, so let me get this straight- You're putting off something that can make you smarter, all for the autistic rage of a purple dinosaur.

 

[Ravana]

I just don't get hating Barney or anything for children. It's just beneath me as an adult to give a shit about it.

 

[x86x2]

I just don't get hating Barney or anything for children. It's just beneath me as an adult to give a shit about it.

It kind of has to do with the unhealthy amount of exposure I had to it when I was in high school and seeing people my age or older partake in watching this shit when they really shouldn't be.

 

[Rin]

It kind of has to do with the unhealthy amount of exposure I had to it when I was in high school and seeing people my age or older partake in watching this shit when they really shouldn't be.

Congratulations, you're not at a two-year-old level of maturity where you actually enjoying the show; you're at the six-year-old level of maturity, where you obsessively hate it as a way to show how grown-up you are. The only exposure you had was one kid watching it in sped class while you watched tryhard edgelord metal videos.

 

[Gensdupays]

It kind of has to do with the unhealthy amount of exposure I had to it when I was in high school and seeing people my age or older partake in watching this shit when they really shouldn't be.

Dude. You didn't have an unhealthy amount of exposure, it was people randomly pulling it up out of their own volition and you saw them. You could and did pull up what you wanted, so why do you care?

Who are you to say they shouldn't be? Why are you the arbiter of who can and can't watch what?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

It kind of has to do with the unhealthy amount of exposure I had to it when I was in high school and seeing people my age or older partake in watching this shit when they really shouldn't be.

I doubt you were forced, oh please. Talk about melodrama self-pity.

 

[Tailypo]

It kind of has to do with the unhealthy amount of exposure I had to it when I was in high school and seeing people my age or older partake in watching this shit when they really shouldn't be.

What "unhealthy amount of exposure"? You weren't forced to watch it. You weren't fastened to a chair with your eyelids forced open like Alex from A Clockwork Orange. You just saw some kids watching Barney and got pissed off. That hardly qualifies as "unhealthy exposure".

 

[x86x2]

Dude. You didn't have an unhealthy amount of exposure, it was people randomly pulling it up out of their own volition and you saw them. You could and did pull up what you wanted, so why do you care?

Who are you to say they shouldn't be? Why are you the arbiter of who can and can't watch what?

That one TVTropes thread was just one example of one of the seven Barneyfags I had come in contact with during my high school life.

One was the one I had watched "tryhard edgelord metal videos" around, and he also liked Everybody Loves Raymond, Simpsons, Home Alone, Friends, Magic School Bus and Dudley the Dragon, but I saw him watching Barney the second most. The first being Raymond, constantly going onto its website and playing that golf minigame.
Another one had actually picked up one of the Barney VHSes in the bin, and that gave them the signal to put that on for her. She was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers.
Another one I saw was kinda small, he was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, also watched other shit like Baby Einstein, Teletubbies, We Sign, etc.
One of them was a downie fag and he was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, and was the one I remember seeing watching Barney in the same room as all the dadrock concerts such as Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, etc.
Another one I saw watching Barney a few times. I also did see her watching MLP once, but it was the G3 series.
I think there were a couple more, but I don't remember much about them. They were all typically nonverbal, except for the occasional grunt or moan.

I think the main problem with them is that they were watching it in public. If they managed to completely hide this shit from me, then good for them. They decided, "I'm gonna let the world know I watch a shitty toddlers' show". I can't accept that.

 

[Rin]

That one TVTropes thread was just one example of one of the seven Barneyfags I had come in contact with during my high school life

One was the one I had watched "tryhard edgelord metal videos" around, and he also liked Everybody Loves Raymond, Simpsons, Home Alone, Friends, Magic School Bus and Dudley the Dragon, but I saw him watching Barney the second most. The first being Raymond, constantly going onto its website and playing that golf minigame.
Another one had actually picked up one of the Barney VHSes in the bin, and that gave them the signal to put that on for her. She was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers.
Another one I saw was kinda small, was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, also watched other shit like Baby Einstein, Teletubbies, We Sign, etc.
One of them was a downie fag and was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, and was the one I remember seeing watching Barney in the same room as all the dadrock concerts such as Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, etc.
Another one I saw watching Barney a few times. I also did see her watching MLP, but it was the G3 series.
I think there were a couple more, but I don't remember much about them. They were all typically nonverbal, except for the occasional grunt or moan.

I think the main problem with them is that they were watching it in public. If they managed to completely hide this shit from me, then good for them. They decided, "I'm gonna let the world know I watch a shitty toddlers' show". I can't accept that.

They were all typically nonverbal, except for the occasional grunt or moan.

downie fag

Congratulations, you can't handle people with legitimate mental disabilities finding some way to entertain themselves. You're like a little kid throwing a fit because his toddler sibling wants to pick what's on TV for once.

 

[Gensdupays]

That one TVTropes thread was just one example of one of the seven Barneyfags I had come in contact with during my high school life.

One was the one I had watched "tryhard edgelord metal videos" around, and he also liked Everybody Loves Raymond, Simpsons, Home Alone, Friends, Magic School Bus and Dudley the Dragon, but I saw him watching Barney the second most. The first being Raymond, constantly going onto its website and playing that golf minigame.
Another one had actually picked up one of the Barney VHSes in the bin, and that gave them the signal to put that on for her. She was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers.
Another one I saw was kinda small, was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, also watched other shit like Baby Einstein, Teletubbies, We Sign, etc.
One of them was a downie fag and was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, and was the one I remember seeing watching Barney in the same room as all the dadrock concerts such as Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, etc.
Another one I saw watching Barney a few times. I also did see her watching MLP, but it was the G3 series.
I think there were a couple more, but I don't remember much about them. They were all typically nonverbal, except for the occasional grunt or moan.

I think the main problem with them is that they were watching it in public. If they managed to completely hide this shit from me, then good for them. They decided, "I'm gonna let the world know I watch a shitty toddlers' show". I can't accept that.

Why? It's something that they're not telling/forcing you to watch, it's their prerogative. Shouldn't you hate Everybody Loves Raymond more than Barney, then?

You're a really shitty person for being so inconsiderate and judging of the severely mentally disabled, my God. I noticed most of them were female. You a loveshy or some shit because of this?

 

[Ruin]

That one TVTropes thread was just one example of one of the seven Barneyfags I had come in contact with during my high school life.

One was the one I had watched "tryhard edgelord metal videos" around, and he also liked Everybody Loves Raymond, Simpsons, Home Alone, Friends, Magic School Bus and Dudley the Dragon, but I saw him watching Barney the second most. The first being Raymond, constantly going onto its website and playing that golf minigame.
Another one had actually picked up one of the Barney VHSes in the bin, and that gave them the signal to put that on for her. She was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers.
Another one I saw was kinda small, was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, also watched other shit like Baby Einstein, Teletubbies, We Sign, etc.
One of them was a downie fag and was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, and was the one I remember seeing watching Barney in the same room as all the dadrock concerts such as Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, etc.
Another one I saw watching Barney a few times. I also did see her watching MLP, but it was the G3 series.
I think there were a couple more, but I don't remember much about them. They were all typically nonverbal, except for the occasional grunt or moan.

I think the main problem with them is that they were watching it in public. If they managed to completely hide this shit from me, then good for them. They decided, "I'm gonna let the world know I watch a shitty toddlers' show". I can't accept that.

You do realize that the reason mentally disabled kids watch a show meant for three year olds is because that's how old they are mentally right? Also if you're trying to downplay the perception that you're a giant sperg, not publicly waging a war against retarded kids would be a good place to start.

 

[Tailypo]

That one TVTropes thread was just one example of one of the seven Barneyfags I had come in contact with during my high school life.

One was the one I had watched "tryhard edgelord metal videos" around, and he also liked Everybody Loves Raymond, Simpsons, Home Alone, Friends, Magic School Bus and Dudley the Dragon, but I saw him watching Barney the second most. The first being Raymond, constantly going onto its website and playing that golf minigame.
Another one had actually picked up one of the Barney VHSes in the bin, and that gave them the signal to put that on for her. She was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers.
Another one I saw was kinda small, he was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, also watched other shit like Baby Einstein, Teletubbies, We Sign, etc.
One of them was a downie fag and he was one of the 2-hour Barney bingers, and was the one I remember seeing watching Barney in the same room as all the dadrock concerts such as Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, etc.
Another one I saw watching Barney a few times. I also did see her watching MLP once, but it was the G3 series.
I think there were a couple more, but I don't remember much about them. They were all typically nonverbal, except for the occasional grunt or moan.

I think the main problem with them is that they were watching it in public. If they managed to completely hide this shit from me, then good for them. They decided, "I'm gonna let the world know I watch a shitty toddlers' show". I can't accept that.

How does it feel to be more retarded than the mentally disabled kids that you're sperging against?