Chris has been arrested

[Jutsuka]

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This shit always makes me fucking laugh, knowing that a ton of twitter normies are currently traveling down the Chris-Chan rabbit hole as we speak. They have no idea what they're in for.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I did this so no one else has to call, please don't.

Chris Chan Jail Call/Status (02/08/2021)

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“Yes, we have him.” Fucking transphobic bigots. How dare they misgender a goddess.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Yay dimensional merger! I'm gonna go eject my brains with a 12 gauge slug and go play with the pretty ponies

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

Tyrone is gonna have a field day in the showers with chris

 

[scalchop]

I just realised I haven't made one of my stupid edits so far. So here:

Chris Sonic Game Over 1920 1080.mp4

You should had collected even more rings, Chris.

That game over music gives me mad nostalgia

 

[King Kiwi]

He's apparently held without bail.

Oh, the big charges...

It's going to be awhile before we ever see Chris again.

 

[Josterman]

This is what we are right now

 

[DammitPerez]

So charged with incest... does this mean the rape kit came back positive?

Positive for what? At what point in time did they swab Chris's DNA?

 

[The Biggest Meme]

There is always DSP!

DSP will outlive us all

 

[The Magnificence]

Given what Chris was wearing and the reason why they were dispatched there in the first place, I'd imagine the cops wanted to get this over with as fast as possible.

"O-officer, I'm r-ready for m-my strip search..."

 

[futa pokimane]

fucking weens need to give the cops a break. let this shit play out and stop calling the department

 

[Rupin]

Justice is served

 

[Josterman]

This shit always makes me fucking laugh, knowing that a ton of twitter normies are currently traveling down the Chris-Chan rabbit hole as we speak. They have no idea what they're in for.

It’s going to be one hell of ride that they want off but can’t

 

[Jellyfish]

You never watched Live PD did you? Clowning and yelling while cops arrest someone is as American as apple pie.

I'm just surprised it's legal. I don't blame them for not doing anything, though. I wouldn't want put up with these people either.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

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Shit is about to go mainstream

 

[James done did it]

Those cops were so brave to take down a true GODDESS

Baked Alaska - We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!! - Dailymotion Video

Baked Alaska - We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!! Filmed by $later.

dai.ly

In my japanese arr pee gees the climactic part where your party of average joes fights to kill or imprison god is usually much more cinematic. kind of a letdown tbh, no summons, no cutscenes.

 

[Pyra]

Positive for what? At what point in time did they swab Chris's DNA?

I think they mean positive for usage consistent with abuse.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I tried watching through the whole video but I was getting hungry because their wooden badges look so fucking delicious

 

[Grumbles]

Man what in the fuck happened to that medallion? And is tjat a cat collar around his neck??

he bathes with it on. The type of clay he uses is relatively porous and when heated (like with water, steam, etc.) basically absorbs whatever grime is present. As a result, it continually degrades as it accumulates more and more dead skin, general filth, etc.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Oh, the big charges...

It's going to be awhile before we ever see Chris again.

He hasn't been to arraignment yet because it's night time on a Sunday. We won't know if/when/how much bail is going to be until said bail has been set.