8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[frickdick]

Ohhh there were sirens coming close and theyre gone now

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I feel bad for this girl. Everyone behaves like an idiot when they're young, but social media gives you a chance to indelibly record your idiot behavior for all eternity.

 

[Kheapathic]

Those sirens were getting really close, and then just shut off... damnitt. I wanted Cop drama.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

PLEASE GET ARRESTED
PLEASE GET ARRESTED
PLEASE GET ARRESTED

 

[Clownery]

From the chat

"All of Kiwi Farms watching: Reconsider. You are using a stalking and harassment site. Please find a better place."

... you... are watching a live stream about... you.. they... asdf vvsedgsz

 

[Octavia]

That motel looks emptier than my dead aunt's grave, how hard is it to start knocking on doors, there are like 4 tenants max.

 

[James done did it]

I would really love if Ralph got arrested due to this. I think that's the kind of plot twist this shitshow needs.

No, what we need is him to confront Chris in the mall and get beaten up by Chris. Chris is taller, slimmer and probably stronger than the gunt and is definitely crazier and in possession of more tard strength. My money would be on CWC 100% if it came to blows.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

In ten minutes after Ralph manages to haul his fat ass up one flight of stairs we'll have content!

 

[Slimy Time]

Please Chris, just mace the fat fuck like you did to Gamestop employees.

 

[tropic]

"GAAAAAAATOR HELP ME UP THE STAIRS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOR"

 

[No. 7 cat]

BORING NONTENT is a common comment on the stream. They're right.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Why is this shit just constantly getting more retarded day hy day?

Like we surely will reach critical autisticbmass soon and be unable to get more retarded.

Shit isn't even funny its just boring. At least that other dumbass got shot at for fucking with Boogie

 

[TromaFan4Life]

whats his endplan here anyways like the hells he gonna do once he finds chris?

 

[D.Angus]

Two random ass people outside smoking see this group of weirdos lumbering around.

 

[Fools Idol]

Where's Derek Chauvin when you need him?

We're going to need a bigger knee.

 

[break these cuffs]

I feel bad for this girl.

You shouldn't. She's an awful person.

 

[Woyzeck]

They're going to knock on one door then leave. What a disaster ladies and guntleman!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

At this point I'm convinced they're just waiting for the police to show up to give them an excuse to pussy out

Yup, I said this exact thing a few minutes ago. They are lurking around and being stupid hoping the cops will show up and tell them to get lost. Ralph is such a pathetic cowardly fat vagina

 

[Troutsmacked]

Everytime I think this trashfire of autism and sexual degeneracy can't get worse I'm proven wrong.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Please Chris, just mace the fat fuck like you did to Gamestop employees.

If he does the bad stuff with Barb will be slightly forgiven.