Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[Hammerstein]

I need a beer.

 

[dankeybong]

Null is losing weight but no one would blame him if he opened a bottle of whatever knocks him the fuck out tonight. Hell, I'd buy you a stiff drink if I could, man.

Enjoy your second Pizza Day, Josh. You earned it!

 

[Bingeamint]

I need a beer.

Fuck the beer, I'm reaching for the bleach to pour on my eyes. I want to un-read all that.

 

[Fapcop]

I fucking love how every question to Chris is answered with ten paragraphs about his deities, psychic powers and various random bullshit before he actually answers.

Literally everyone of his replies could be shortened to one word or a brief sentence.


Also note the shallowness of the man. Someone read a book once, and she’s “a great intellectual!” They like the same popular 60ies actor? Welp, that means they “share a deep and soulful bond!”

 

[Altera]

I really dont understand the "we have sex every 3 nights" thing... why every 3 days??

A lot of mentally handicapped people enjoy 'ritual' if things happen like clockwork at an expected time in an expected way, it's better for them then if it were to happen spontaneously or "in the flow." Sorry to impart these images into your brain.

 

[Odie Esty]

Chris got himself checked because he thought his own mom would hide her nasty pussy sickness from him

Absolute king

 

[Betsy Balcombe]

Now, wait a minute...


Take care Null, don't let it get to you, it was impossible to guess for a normal wired brain.

 

[Jack Awful]

I really dont understand the "we have sex every 3 nights" thing... why every 3 days??

Barb needs time to heal

 

[Uncle Meat]

Has Sockness shown up at the front door for a threesome yet? I'm sure he'll be weighing in on this subject.

 

[Mossy]

My fucking god, Null, my condolences. This churns my stomach like nothing else.
Will Chris even be charged? Barb would have to press charges, right? There’s something so fucking strange and distressing about reading him talking about “ally deities” helping him fuck his mother.

 

[eDove]

This is ripping my brain apart. What the fuck.

 

[Afinepickle]

Whelp! I think I can say with absolute certainty that the Chris-Chan saga got way, WAYYYYYYYYY darker than any of us could have possibly anticipated.

Seriously. Just fuck me man. The way he's clearly obfuscating it while also dropping little hints just makes it all so much more gross.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Chris lost two boyfriend free girls on the same day.
Barb and Null.

 

[Kiwi Boer]

I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself

What did he expect would happen then?

 

[GhostButt]

Chris got himself checked because he thought his own mom would hide her nasty pussy sickness from him

Absolute king

this post plus your avatar make me want to die

 

[HX-2]

My fucking god, Null, my condolences. This churns my stomach like nothing else.
Will Chris even be charged? Barb would have to press charges, right? There’s something so fucking strange and distressing about reading him talking about “ally deities” helping him fuck his mother.

Depends if Barb will even live that long, and it's really not her job in deciding whether Chris-chan should be charged, that's left to the prosecutors AFAIK,

 

[SammyTheBull]

The concerning thing here is that it appears Chris was leaving clues, and wanted to be found out.

That is some twisted shit, like he was getting off on it - He also admits that he was encouraged to progress this relationship.

The encouragers want castrating

 

[Neuroticks]

this is a big old stress sigh to read through

 

[AncientPhosphur]

There goes my he was just making up a story to please a troll who was egging him on theory. I think I’m going to go to church tomorrow and ask God for forgiveness for all humanity.

 

[Fapcop]

Why the F would Chris buy a book about “Sex and Disability”?!?

Chris: You’re an autist, not a goddamn paraplegic you literal motherfucker!


Oh.... Wait... THAT BOOK WAS BECAUSE HE WAS BANGING BARB, WASNT IT?!?


“she’s in the over 50’s”

As in... Almost 80?!