Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Count Olaf]

Heres to page 500, boys and girls! What a shitshow this has been lol

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

I heard there was a secret Chris was keeping and null was one of the only ones who knew it. Obviously given the shitshow it clearly isn't this bad.

I do wonder what it is, can't be something sexual. It isn't this fifty year old girlfriend mentioned in the thread is it?

The secret was that Chris supposedly had a 50 year old girlfriend with kids. Null posted about it not that far back, maybe 10 pages.

 

[Coelacanth]

Did we reach 500 within 24 hours, lads?

 

[The Last Stand]

IIRC Chris gets it because of how autistic he is, so he doesn't get the money directly and has to have a payee because he wouldn't be considered responsible enough to manage the money himself. Barb being the only living person he really has would be said payee in a twist of irony.

That's what I'm thinking. Is Barb his payee? I know it's stupid to give Chris the benefit of the doubt after all that's happened.

@Null can you confirm that Barb is his payee for Social Security? Even so, is he still violating that EPO with Barb sending him money? I do not want to think (yet) that this is taking a turn for the worse.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm just very much looking forward to "motherfucker" being the deepest meaningful word here. Talk about a Eureka.

 

[Marigold_Souci]

There won't be a Prison Saga. He'll just disappear for years like Jared Fogle and Rod Blagoyavich.

There's absolutely no way weens won't write him in jail and get him to do commissions for commissary coins

 

[cat in pringles]

the 50 yr old woman is probably absolutely rancid and broke if she lets chris be a regular customer. god that poor woman

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

check em

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

HHH started talking on 500 w/o usual shit-takes. Big happening!

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Okay, 500. I don't know about you guys, but I think this is a good time to take a vacation from the Farms.

 

[Kimmaay]

what a time to be alive

 

[Blue_Snow]

How many boyfriends Chris will have in prison? Lol

 

[Regenbogen]

imagine being one of these faggots who's late to reacting late lol gtfo

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I know nothing else. Chris claimed they had sex twice. She was in her 50s and had two kids. He claims they met in real life and would have sex in a hotel room.

Wait, so just like Mia Ham? Except the part with age.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

You've tried to do God's work, but it’s time to take care of yourself, fren.

Which God are you talking about?

 

[dramamine]

500 pages of despair and degeneracy. congratulations everyone

 

[its hip to fuck bees]

honoring the 500th page of the thread with a Bob didn't deserve any of this

 

[Rotollo 2]

Did we reach 500 within 24 hours, lads?

Just under it by around 20 minutes considering the Op's timeframe

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I’m leaving my thumb print on this history.

 

[cuddle striker]

Pick a lane, jfc

I reckon that was a cover up for his mum tbh.

definitely was talking about Barb