Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Red_Cap]

Every time I move onto next page after reading previous one, five new pages pop in. Even Byuu didn't start that much trashfire. Quite an evening, isn't it?

Just when I was beginning to think things were slowing down.

 

[Mediocre]

Chris buggering Barb isn't how I saw the long running series ending, this is worse than when Dexter became a lumberjack.. although a new season of Dexter has been announced so there's a redemption arc for Chris too?

 

[King Homer⠀]

I guessed that would happen. Any chance what he did might be considered rape?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this fucking sucks the CWC card is a huge part of why I bought into that kickstarter FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Altera]

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Are you #TeamChris or #TeamBarb. Who raped who? Dial in your answer now!

Clearly it's Chris who raped barb since she even told him to stop. *shudders*

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I guess he’ll have plenty of time to catch up on commissions now that his favorite plaything has been taken away from him.

 

[Sacrarium Spiritus lumine]

Why did I read the transcript? I knew it would only get more horrifying, and yet I endured.

Why did I read the transcript? I knew it would only get more horrifying, and yet I endured.

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How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?​

 

[Weed Eater]

It's been an honor shitposting with you faggots.

 

[DrNow]

I’m still processing this. Christory is no longer unfolding, it’s unravelling.

 

[Pringus]

Well, it's been a ride fellas. Remember, if Chris's teacher way back when had just let him use Sonic on his CD cover, none of this would've ever happened.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Fuck, I just realized. Chris got some milf tang before I did. IT'S NOT FAIR!!

 

[Butter]

That is heartbreaking. So much wrong that must happen for such a thing to occur.

 

[sneedpest]

allah and god can only save Chris know

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Google SEO returns this just from typing "chris ". It's big, guys.

 

[V y o k]

Today, this audio and these screenshots were posted.

Vocaroo 14HIUJb54GZW.mp3

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They are considered genuine. Nobody knew of this except one person named "Bella", a trollsona of someone called 10thanonymous, who Chris confided this information in.

Early this morning, Greene County Police visited the Chandler residence for a wellness check.

Just now, Chris was served an emergency protective order until August 5th. He is not allowed at 14 Branchland Court until then. He is also not allowed to contact his mother at all. Barbara is at the hospital for a senior care inspection.

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)

What the fuck

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Fuck, I just realized. Chris got some gilf tang before I did. IT'S NOT FAIR!!

FTFY

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing her inner labia. She told me to stop.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

So what are they doin to Barb? Are they scooping out Chris' tard larvae from her snatch?

 

[2 litre soda]

Jesus fucking christ.

Just... Fuck.