Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Liber Pater]

Is insanity a valid defense against incest in the State of Virginia?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Dear Redditors reading right now: fuck off we’re full.

FTFY

 

[A Money Creature]

Imagine being Cole Smithey right now. Imagine what his email inbox must look like.

Spoiler

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Cole is probably having as much fun as us

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

But how will this impact the dimensional merge? If Chris not being able to keep is bent duck in his pants screws me out of my promised anime wifu I will be very upset.

 

[manlikebigp]

>guests: 12,293

 

[Don Yagon]

Every time I move onto next page after reading previous one, five new pages pop in. Even Byuu didn't start that much trashfire. Quite an evening, isn't it?

 

[Lol4loko]

Today, this audio and these screenshots were posted.

Vocaroo 14HIUJb54GZW.mp3

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They are considered genuine. Nobody knew of this except one person named "Bella", a trollsona of someone called 10thanonymous, who Chris confided this information in.

Early this morning, Greene County Police visited the Chandler residence for a wellness check.

Just now, Chris was served an emergency protective order until August 5th. He is not allowed at 14 Branchland Court until then. He is also not allowed to contact his mother at all. Barbara is at the hospital for a senior care inspection.

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)

You're a shithead for enabling this behavior for so long go kill yourself Null.

 

[metroid_fetish]

 

[fenny]

it literally can't get worse than this... can it?

He could wind up housed in a women's facility and start molesting them.
It's Chris, it can always get worse.

 

[Josh is a nigger]

been watching ralph sperg about me, i won't go into it but wtf? i aint do none of that shit mayne if i wuz tryna censor and keep it down low namsayin i woulda just deleted the thead and everyone who said anything about it? ralph got too much of that belly fat stuck in his noggin prob what happened to chrissy.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

@10anon

content release

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

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Post your reaction when you found out that Chris fucked his mom.

 

[fatniggo]

In the end, A-Log was right.

 

[Joe Swanson]

I've been manically laughing about this since I stumbled upon the first thread and I don't know why

 

[ToroidalBoat]

502 Bad Gateway​

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nginx

the CWCki was overloaded (lol)

 

[valence]

Hoooolly fucking shit. Unbelievable. I have no words

 

[Would]

So... no Manchester High School class of 00 reunion then?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[Sawrunner]

this shit hasn't even brushed my funny bone
this shit ain't funny

 

[Liber Pater]

I guessed that would happen. Any chance what he did might be considered rape?
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What a cucked faggot.