DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fill Bern El]

"It's not like a car at all- it's quite complicated."

Well fuck me I always wondered why you need so much training to fly a plane

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

And he's checked out, not even attempting to understand or learn how to fly the plane. He's blaming the tutorial for not telling him what to do. Who could have possibly foreseen this?

Who had 70 minutes in the pool?

 

[FamicomGorby]

"Go easy on your throttle"

immediately takes off like a bullet

He isn't getting that it takes time for the engine to rev up. So he overcorrects every time because he's not getting immediate acceleration.

Also Dave being unnecessarily negative,

"A mile of road will take you a mile, a mile of runway will take you anywhere" - Game
"That's stupid" - Dave


Also Dave clearly can't see the fuckin screen cause he's not actually reading any of the dials and only going by when the tutorial says he reached a certain speed/pitch.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"I knew this would happen."

Then why the fuck did you do it stupid?

[EDIT: everyone else knew you wouldn't get off the ground in one stream too]

 

[Madre Muerte]

PHIL DROVE OFF THE RUNWAY

 

[ProvenWrong]

"It's not like a car at all- it's quite complicated."

Well fuck me I always wondered why you need so much training to fly a plane

LMAO!!!!!!

Phil's a worst pilot than Snoop dogg in Soul Plane.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

 

[actually]

Well, this is going as we all expected. And surprise, Phil is "bored".

Wagequit when?

I'll go ahead and predict he never plays this flight sim again.

 

[ManakaLaala]

Congrats tutorial lady. You taught a monkey to fly.

 

[HerrKlicks]

"I already forgot where the altimeter is"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Well this was several hundred dollars well spent. I hope this is everything the donor wanted it to be!

 

[Madre Muerte]

 

[FamicomGorby]

DAVE NEEDS TIPS, FUCK SUPERCHATS

 

[Madre Muerte]

Phil gonna have to land now oh noes
He did it, good job piggy.

 

[HerrKlicks]

This really highlights how much Phil is struggling with multitasking these days. When he has to do more than one input at once his little brain is running at 105%

"Where are the knots? I have no idea where the knots are..."

 

[Fragarach]

I wonder if he misses Divinity right about now.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

He crashed the plane. Accidentally, or deliberately because he wanted to clown mode? The world may never know.

 

[Madre Muerte]

CRASH NUMERO UNO

 

[FormerPro]

Didn't see it on here but someone in Phil's chat commented he was a commercial pilot and would try and help him during the stream. The sheer surprise in Phil's voice that someone with such a "Difficult Job" bothered to watch his content should tell the rest of his regular audience exactly what he thinks of them. Fortunately for him they were all too busy preoccupied thirstily tweeting at pornstars, watching playlists of topless children on youtube, fingering their asshole at every KF mention they get or writing furry porn to take offence.

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP laughing hella hard at his own poop joke.

What the fuck.