DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Philly May Lyrus]

There were a couple good metal bands there in the late 80s.

Roudness(Loudness) was good too.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

There was a famous British comedian- Tommy Cooper who died in the middle of a show from a heart attack, the audience thought it was part of the act and were in hysterics laughing at him.

It's not too much of a stretch to imagine the same thing happening to Phil, wearing a platinum vest and a Stetson hat having a heart attack live on air with people lolling in his chat.

And the only way anyone would know something was wrong was when, a few hours later, he doesn't turn off the stream for his requisite 4 PM break. Imagine the camera just running on Phil's motionless body for days, Youtube only cutting the feed when he starts decaying, because Kat doesn't care enough about him to go check on him.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

There was a famous British comedian- Tommy Cooper who died in the middle of a show from a heart attack, the audience thought it was part of the act and were in hysterics laughing at him.

It's not too much of a stretch to imagine the same thing happening to Phil, wearing a platinum vest and a Stetson hat having a heart attack live on air with people lolling in his chat.

LOL. Dumbass overreacts a lot too so no one would notice right away. I want him to go in the gold vest and pajama bottoms

 

[Iron Hamster]

“I can’t sell anything on eBay Bc da trolls”.
Always living rent free in that empty skull

He wants paypigs to make bogus paypal accounts but can't do the same for ebay where it's allowed?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

And the only way anyone would know something was wrong was when, a few hours later, he doesn't turn off the stream for his requisite 4 PM break. Imagine the camera just running on Phil's motionless body for days, Youtube only cutting the feed when he starts decaying, because Kat doesn't care enough about him to go check on him.

The stream would cut with Jasper eating his face.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Also if his parents have been supporting him all these years it will mean less left to him in the will. Expect that to come up on a prestream following the second parent’s funeral, because we already know the man has no shame. He will use even that to beg and when someone calls him out on it he’ll say that people are kicking him when he’s down after losing his save file in FFXVII (oh and also his mom died).

Don't forget he'll still bad mouth them and call them morons because they left him like 3k.

 

[UsedUp]

Living alone in the Oregon wilderness, a truffle hunter returns to Portland to find the person who stole his beloved pig.

 

[ProvenWrong]

And the only way anyone would know something was wrong was when, a few hours later, he doesn't turn off the stream for his requisite 4 PM break. Imagine the camera just running on Phil's motionless body for days, Youtube only cutting the feed when he starts decaying, because Kat doesn't care enough about him to go check on him.

Christ. It'd be like that sequence in Doki Doki Literature Club where the girl who cut her self dies and you have to see her body decay over the weekend.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

And the only way anyone would know something was wrong was when, a few hours later, he doesn't turn off the stream for his requisite 4 PM break. Imagine the camera just running on Phil's motionless body for days, Youtube only cutting the feed when he starts decaying, because Kat doesn't care enough about him to go check on him.

People would notice instantly, DSP can't act or overreact that well. Thing is, nobody will give a flying fuck. Chat will instantly start meme'ing him until stream cuts from either Kat figuring out her gold vein died out or YouTube gets enough reports of a dead body to cut the stream.

 

[Mr. Brown]

By the way you know DSP is looking forward to when his parents die. He'll get pity tips, and an inheritance. If his dad has an IRA or 401k with a sizeable chunk of money in it we could be looking at a DSP who is set for life to spend the rest of his days streaming until he dies of heart attack on stream. DSP's parents dying is his next big win really, and I think he knows this.

He's also let his parents down by not reproducing, all that wealth will ultimately just go to the government when Phil dies.

No fuck that who am I kidding, Phils parents may as well just leave it to scopeley directly.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Reminder that the band once cited by Phil as one of his favorites, Radiohead, is British, and that he has stated he has spent evenings with Kat listening to world music.

DSP is a retard.

pfff, like he could name a radiohead song

It's not too much of a stretch to imagine the same thing happening to Phil, wearing a platinum vest and a Stetson hat having a heart attack live on air with people lolling in his chat.

god, that would be a moment
everyone thinking he's just passed out from boredom, then 5 minutes later
"uh.. is phil okay?"

 

[Das Fladermaus]

I forgot I had this.

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Holy shit my first reaction was that it was Jazz Jennings lol

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He wants paypigs to make bogus paypal accounts but can't do the same for ebay where it's allowed?

In fairness, he would get completely trolled if he tried to use Ebay. Although since they don't show the full bidder names it wouldn't be very interesting.

 

[Watamelon]

I'm ready for 2027 DSP to retcon his "Japan only listens to video game music" as something his dumb, young immature self said. What a fucking retard.

Now, something he mentioned upon being asked about Warhammer. He mentioned playing some old FPS (I'm assuming Space Marine) with Jahn Rahmbo. Please, if a driving force is out there, let Phil fall into wargaming.

Roudness(Loudness) was good too.

They're still touring, impressively enough. Saw them in 2016 or so and htey put a hell of a show.

There were a couple good metal bands there in the late 80s.

They still have some decent bands going on, although it has been drowned by a lot of bullshit.

I do recommend checking their 80s/90s hip-hop scene. Specially, Shakkazombie.

 

[UsedUp]

I'm ready for 2027 DSP to retcon his "Japan only listens to video game music" as something his dumb, young immature self said. What a fucking retard.

Now, something he mentioned upon being asked about Warhammer. He mentioned playing some old FPS (I'm assuming Space Marine) with Jahn Rahmbo. Please, if a driving force is out there, let Phil fall into wargaming.


They're still touring, impressively enough. Saw them in 2016 or so and htey put a hell of a show.


They still have some decent bands going on, although it has been drowned by a lot of bullshit.

I do recommend checking their 80s/90s hip-hop scene. Specially, Shakkazombie.

 

[Poo Twister]

I'm anticipating a Whale drought soon. He's been pushing for too much money lately, there's only so many bank accounts he can access. It will maybe last only a couple of salty days though until those simp checks start clearing again.

*Edit*
Although GaryBKK never fucking seems to be out of money, so he will make a big push during the drought.

 

[UaineRunei]

I'm anticipating a Whale drought soon. He's been pushing for too much money lately, there's only so many bank accounts he can access. It will maybe last only a couple of salty days though until those simp checks start clearing again.

The question is: how many furry degenerates with some money he still has left?

Spoiler: Islamic content

Not even Twitter wants him

 

[Vic Viper T301]

"This is Phil's land"
Jesus what a fucking faggot.

This is a Phil quote, someone in the chat was saying he can't ban people because freedom of speech and Phil goes on this rant like "You don't have freedom of speech here, this is my land!" I checked PigPigGo but can't find it, but it was a favorite of Snort Burnell once if I remember right.
Edit: Found it, it's the "United States of Phil" bit:

 

[FlappyBat]

This is a Phil quote, someone in the chat was saying he can't ban people because freedom of speech and Phil goes on this rant like "You don't have freedom of speech here, this is my land!" I checked PigPigGo but can't find it, but it was a favorite of Snort Burnell once if I remember right.
Edit: Found it, it's the "United States of Phil" bit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9H2OcbF_Sc, list: PLc5eotGZ7DgT0EWjg3TNO6XKv6cAnpcr4

That's a take that is begging for karmic irony when your job depends on massive corporations deciding to not step on you.

 

[wahkando]

watch out guys... pedophile paypig ops