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"My friend John Rambo" 🤨
The two haven't spoke to each in near 7 years and Dave is still crying and angry. The young guys that called in Baby Come Back on a college/local station should have said Rambo instead of Panda lee
"you guys tell me the goals are too stagnant and I need to do something different so i got a new vest-well I didn't get a new vest a viewer wanted to donated a vest"

He accidently admitted to buying his donated item AGAIN.
LOL. He's getting worse with remembering his lies this season. The Xbox reveal stream he caught himself to and it was early in the stream.
King Vanity is on thin ice "stop asking people to contribute, that's my job"
No Phil, No its not. Simply mention your retarded tip methods and put your cup or sonic hat on the ground and let people throw quarters at them. An true entertainer would never do what Dave does. He complains so much why not paywall your stuff the right way and not with horrible reveals. Youtube still has Premium right? Don't know eligibility type stuff for that or if anyone can do it.
 
How does one pay $100 for breakfast when it's two adults? I get it if it's five adults, but DSP really does waste his money on the stupidest shit when he could be living frugally and well within his paygrade.
 
Phil is THE perfect pleb.

Mindlessly consooms whatever braindead opinions are trending upon Twitter that day and in turn just regurgitates them for his audience.
Between constantly doordashing fast-food, buying consoles and other pricey shit, drinking (at least) 750ml of gin a day, spunking money on whatever other shit that we can't see off camera, he'll never have any significant savings. Probably no private pension to speak of, but even if he had one what would he do with it? He'd likely die an expensive death long before he could ever draw upon it.
His brain and gut has been destroyed from over-consumption of gin and KFC, DSP is a mindless slave to the sugar and McCompanies.

Isn't that the american dream?
 
Holy shit that made me laugh more than it should've, imagine null gets check in the mail from Phil to Doordash him kiwi farms cuisines
It'd be funnier if Null delivered the food in a KF uniform kind of like 1950's milkmen in the states.
oic is single? Shocking.

He probably pays the husband and wife to fuck in front of him.


LonelyCoffee is the definition of cucked.
why does this not sound to far fetched for me? lol
Edit: I bet he's sitting in a dim corner of the room with the only tell that OIC is there would be the orange glow of the cherry of his virginia slim.
It's so alien to see a DSP video that appears to have any effort put into it what so ever (well the first few seconds at least). I'm guessing that something was used to generate it but considering Phil has never made a single slide for his streams It's jarring. DSP is all about the authentic RAW experience dood!
His raw game play and organic growth are fueled by the silent majority
Something I picked up on yesterday was Phil claiming he only had $100.

On twitter when crying out about his payment not coming through Phil said "thankfully I have enough for breakfast..."

Does this retard literally spend $100 on breakfast? I've never in my life spent more than £20 on breakfast, even when in Vegas or somewhere posh in Europe. What on earth is this retard talking about... How is it possible to have $100 and think "well that's only going to stretch to breakfast...".

Fuck me.
Doordashing Ihop which Dave and the service horse are to lazy to pick up like .5 mile away is expensive dood! Only the finest things for Phail and his horse apple roommate
 
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How does one pay $100 for breakfast when it's two adults? I get it if it's five adults, but DSP really does waste his money on the stupidest shit when he could be living frugally and well within his paygrade.
I agree, but I think everyone's wasting time taking DSP at his word. Just because he said he had $100 to his name, that he ordered from a cheaper place....maybe, maybe not. He had a "slow" month last month and still made $8500, so why believe he can't afford breakfast unless he blew the money on WWE Champions or gin? This guy even has to lie about purchasing a $25 vest and says a fan gifted it, not understanding that it would make sense to spend money on "rewards" for viewers. None of his ginstories make sense when held up to logic. Just assume it's all fiction.
 
"I'm OK with looking silly", says man that has been incredibly toxic and salty over other streamers looking silly for literally years.

Can't make this shit up :story:
To be fair, when you’ve jacked your cock in front of a live internet audience wearing a gay vest and cowboy hat and boomer glasses for $200 is a step up.
Just assume it's all fiction.
Even if he’s lying or exaggerating about something like that it shows how incredibly out of touch he is. Remember when he made it clear he had no idea how much an onion cost? This could be the same thing. It would not at all surprise me if he just rubber stamped anything they ordered for food without even paying attention to how much it was, so for all he knows breakfast delivered for two really does run you a Benjamin.
 
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Credits to Snort Burnell for this. Also, Phil said it himself: He's okay with looking silly. So remember that when Phil whines about us.
Somehow he made the platinum vest look reasonably fashionable with the golden tux vest reveal yet the platinum will probably rarely be seen again. Good choice Dave, always making good judgments. I still think you could photo shop him in an early 90's dance club video that got hot during that time....still having early 90's flashbacks from the totally manly vest. lol
I think the most logical assumption is that he never changed from back when he first moved to Washington and was vlogging constantly. I highly suggest watching some of those videos for a look at his spending habits. He goes to stores and just throws money around without even thinking about it. Buying every trinket he sees without a second thought. If he sees ANYTHING advertised on a commercial he ends up having to go and buy it. When he goes out to eat, he doesn't do it like a normal person, he ends up ordering hundreds of dollars worth of food. Several different entrees ,sides, desserts, etc. Even when he gets fast food he'll order 3-4 different things off the menu. He's also been known to eat take out several times a week, if not every single day, so that adds up quickly.

TL;DR; He lives like he's nigger rich.
I can't shake these ghetto ways
I street rich nigga eatin' a bag of lays - Connect for Life

The man is rich in his own mind. I love when he complains about the DSP Tries It when eating fast food and complaining he won't make the ad revenue back. Dude you didn't break the bank plus filled the bottomless pit known as your stomach. His hunger and thirst for everything, not just food busts me up.
Phil is THE perfect pleb.

Mindlessly consooms whatever braindead opinions are trending upon Twitter that day and in turn just regurgitates them for his audience.
Between constantly doordashing fast-food, buying consoles and other pricey shit, drinking (at least) 750ml of gin a day, spunking money on whatever other shit that we can't see off camera, he'll never have any significant savings. Probably no private pension to speak of, but even if he had one what would he do with it? He'd likely die an expensive death long before he could ever draw upon it.
His brain and gut has been destroyed from over-consumption of gin and KFC, DSP is a mindless slave to the sugar and McCompanies.
Yeah! Someone else on board with the bottle plus thoughts. At this point he's probably a functional alcoholic that would sweat among other things not having booze. The real winner here is Phil's liver. Cirrhosis of the liver saga when?
 
To be fair, when you’ve jacked your cock in front of a live internet audience wearing a gay vest and cowboy hat and boomer glasses for $200 is a step up.

Even if he’s lying or exaggerating about something like that it shows how incredibly out of touch he is. Remember when he made it clear he had no idea how much an onion cost? This could be the same thing. It would not at all surprise me if he just rubber stamped anything they ordered for food without even paying attention to how much it was, so for all he knows breakfast delivered for two really does run you a Benjamin.
....And more wisdom from Dave. Ordering from a restaurant costs the same price as buying the same food ingredients at a store and making it at home. Mama Burnell really should've stopped smoking 2 packs a day while pregnant. Odd shaped head phil is a mensa member so you can believe what he says.
 
Something I picked up on yesterday was Phil claiming he only had $100.

On twitter when crying out about his payment not coming through Phil said "thankfully I have enough for breakfast..."

Does this retard literally spend $100 on breakfast? I've never in my life spent more than £20 on breakfast, even when in Vegas or somewhere posh in Europe. What on earth is this retard talking about... How is it possible to have $100 and think "well that's only going to stretch to breakfast...".

Fuck me.
$100 is enough for breakfast but not enough for everything he wanted to do on his day off (breakfast + groceries + lunch + din din). That doesn't mean he spent $100 on breakfast.
 
How does one pay $100 for breakfast when it's two adults? I get it if it's five adults, but DSP really does waste his money on the stupidest shit when he could be living frugally and well within his paygrade.

Ya braindead mahrahns

Let me run the math for you, ackackackack


Phil's breakfast

$26

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Muh wife (thumb pointing backwards)
Khet's breakfast

$28

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My son Jaspers breakfast

$53

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Total

$107 for the entire Begmily
 
Imagine the convenience for the pig that all of his "families" groceries can be ordered from Chewy. Leaves more time for gin and gacha plus owning the trolls on twitter at 2am

Ya braindead mahrahns

Let me run the math for you, ackackackack


Phil's breakfast

$26

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Muh wife (thumb pointing backwards)
Khet's breakfast

$28

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My son Jaspers breakfast

$53

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Total

$107 for the entire Begmily
 
Or just like, skip a meal if your SOOO broke that you cant go shopping and buy breakfast. That way you can get your groceries (that can only be purchased on the days you and your wife are both off for some alien reason) and then treat yourself to an EXTRA McApple pie at dinner after the payment clears.
DSP thinks skipping a meal makes you malnourished and starving. Not a joke: He said that about turning up early to fighting game tournaments where he couldn't have breakfast first.
 
DSP thinks skipping a meal makes you malnourished and starving. Not a joke: He said that about turning up early to fighting game tournaments where he couldn't have breakfast first.
Jfc. He took the right lesson, but somehow took it to an autistic-er level. The guy with more energy is going to win almost every time. Yeah, skipping breakfast before a competition is a bad idea, gaming or atheltics. But not when you are a slug shut-in.

It still ends up amounting to Phil being a shit time manager his entire life. He probably overslept, and rolled out of bed when his ride was outside. His ride didnt stop on the way, likely because they ate before grabbing Phil.
 
DSP thinks skipping a meal makes you malnourished and starving. Not a joke: He said that about turning up early to fighting game tournaments where he couldn't have breakfast first.
Any idea where I can find the clip? I totally beleive you I just would love to hear that. Funny part to me is I can totally see him claiming its dangerous for his health to miss a meal, but when Panda was in the hospital he ate her whole meal out in front of her. Love that guy.
 
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