The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Corpun]

Welcome to the thread. It gets dark.

I'll probably be up a few nights reading this thread, any good points to start at other than the OP?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm wondering if that's one of the reasons the tranchers let their alpacas run wild on breeding season: they're replacing dead stock.

So where's the alpaca mass grave?

 

[artilleryfroth]

I'll probably be up a few nights reading this thread, any good points to start at other than the OP?

If you can’t sleep, read it all. If you want to catch up quicker, use the highlights function.

 

[artilleryfroth]

So where's the alpaca mass grave?

I thought it was canon that they feed the dead ones to a nearby wolf farm. Right..?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Huh. A thought: If a woman is a Mary Sue, and the man version is a Gary Stu, what is the troon version?

"ScarySue"

 

[artilleryfroth]

"ScarySue"

“Vajary Poo”

 

[AnOminous]

It's a shitty omelet probably, you need to remember that the tranch is populated by 30-50 something men who used to have women cooking for them, whether the women were their mothers or ex wives/fiancés. Either way, I wouldn't even want to touch that vomlet shit with a yardstick.

I'd rather eat the actual Vomelet.

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There's one guy who just sits around and tweets all day, isn't there?

They all just sit around and tweet all day.

Also are you sure this isn't that failed shooter?

Same weak energy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I bet all the white supremacy involved was someone's parents told them to take a bath and get a job.

Same weak energy.

Sgt. Tiffany Bimbo Bamby Coomsalot reporting for duty, sir.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Tranch: Where Everyday Is Make-Believe

 

[Youthful_Shannel]

You know, watching this, I feel sorry for the US. The country that basically payrolled the USSR to rush Hitler and later was the only one that put its money were its mouth was and stood up to the same USSR and forced it to dissolve its now dissolving itself with this gay insanity. Sad, sad indeed.

When I was in the states for the first time I met this wild band of travelling troons. The gang consisted of a trans mama, who very much fullfilled the father role, the trans papa, who was breastfeeding their baby and there was a skawky pregnant biological woman they picked up along the way. At the time they seemed like such outliers... but now these people seem to run the country.

 

[break these cuffs]

Not of really any note. The most you get is all-female brigades of IRA/YPJ, where the women are given their own unit generally to keep the girls from getting turned the platoon sex muppet if they were dispersed in the ranks.

I'm just sitting here laughing from Uncle Apo's sex forts.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"ScarySue"

Hairy Sue

 

[Crex Crex]

“The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a queer and transgender community and working ranch in Custer County, Colorado.[1] Located in a conservative part of Colorado,[2] members of the ranch often carry firearms and wear body armor due to harassment and threats of violence against the community, particularly from local right-wing militias.[1][3][4]”

From Wikipedia. Not a far left compound in which inhabitants have been pictured carrying firearms. It’s a community.

Could you imagine how these Marxist vermin would describe the tranch if it was owned by Gavin Mcinnes or Richard Spencer?

The utter detachment from reality of these troons and the people who support them is incredibile. "Local right-wing militias" LMAO, WHERE??? In fairness though that article seems to be the work of only one idiot.

 

[MasterDisaster]

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Food fuck-up; that hummus has way too much oil in it if it's pooling on the top like that.

 

[one_time_user]

a lot of online recipes for hummus call for olive oil to be drizzled across the top before serving. it grosses me out but, that's what that is.

 

[Tray_Zen]

Will the Tranch become the Waco of our time? Kinda hope so, I wanna see Troons and ATF go head to head with eachother.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Will the Tranch become the Waco of our time? Kinda hope so, I wanna see Troons and ATF go head to head with eachother.

It's more likely that a fire begins due to the shitty cables while the troons jack off to furry porn.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's more likely that a fire begins due to the shitty cables while the troons jack off to furry porn.

We haven't seen much about their electrical setup lately, have we? I remember we were taking bets on how long until their shitty wires burn the place down, but now it's just alpacas and the occaisional LARP.

 

[Haint]

It's more likely that a fire begins due to the shitty cables while the troons jack off to furry porn.

At least the lack of vegetation around the tranch dwelling creates an effective fire break too keep the flames from spreading too adjacent properties.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

The Tranch isn't going anywhere. It's a cash cow and the cops are obviously afraid of bad press to do anything. Those numb nut ass fisters posted a photo of them driving down the street holding rifles. That's a federal offense, but nobody's gonna come a'knocking. These degenerate fucktards are literally above the law. I know it, they know it and the cops know it.