🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Gramlol]

I would be surprised if they didn’t. Tess took a number of pictures, video, and tagged in her aunt who was on Ryann duty a couple evenings ago. A number of people who actually helped Beth would hear about how Tubby Tess was truly the only one helping her family, and after several days of being tired and emotionally fraught, called her out. That alone may not do it but I’m sure they were sick and tired of her fat ass being a burden on her family.

Her family would be well justified because at a very minimum, nobody would think it’s appropriate to turn Beth’s stroke into a social media spectacle. But to hog all the credit? Aw shit, son. It explains why she was blubbering one day but abruptly leaving the next while vagueposting about not being appreciated.

I’m sure they’re happy she’s gone, regardless of what went down.

I think just seeing a family member take photos of an unwell family member at their lowest, presumably against their will, repeatedly, then tick off the nurses by painting her nails too, would be enough- even if you don't follow her on social media, it's obvious she's doing it for internet bullshit.
I think it's such immature narc bullshit beyond belief to take photos of an unwell family member in the hospital to post online for asspats.. and considering mama Beth's photo in the hospital is in the top line of Tess' photos on her publicly accessible Instagram, it'd be easy to confirm.

Wtf Tess. MATI. I'm glad there's at least brother Tad.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Interesting wording, why wouldn't she say she smiles MORE with her boys AROUND? Instead she used a double negative, which I glancingly read as she smiles less when her boys ARE around. Paging Freud...

 

[Water-T]

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Tess, one of your boys hasn’t lived with you for YEARS. Give it a rest.

And she'll eventually dump Bowie on someone else once he begins to assert his own agency and refuse to be used as a prop to show what a great MAWM she is.

"Now go and quietly play with your iPad in your room until I need to video you parroting some woke shit, OK? Momma's gotta go and sit on some cakes for some nice gentlemen"

 

[multiverse]

She's sulking. Expect many cakes to be consumed.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Still chasing strangers for clout, I see.

While her mother is very ill, gotta pander to someone, ANYONE, with the barest whiff of celebrity that will acknowledge her.
Mom who?

 

[multiverse]

Still chasing strangers for clout, I see.

While her mother is very ill, gotta pander to someone, ANYONE, with the barest whiff of celebrity that will acknowledge her.
Mom who?

Lol even worse: she's sucking the asshole of a dead-from-cancer black queer legless plus size moddle whi had more success than her. The dead can't complain about her being an ass.

 

[Flawmil]

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Tess, one of your boys hasn’t lived with you for YEARS. Give it a rest.

The audacity. This woman hasn’t posted about Bowie since his birthday (meaning she hasn’t seen him since due to her month long own birthday celebrations/ gurls nights). I believe in one of her sulky stories going home she hinted only being back in Cali for a little while. Has Jolene taken ownership again?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She's not leaving Rylee to watch over Bowie by himself, is she? Alone in LA?

 

[Water-T]

She's not leaving Rylee to watch over Bowie by himself, is she? Alone in LA?

We haven't seen or heard from Rylee (I think he was in the background of one of those parties, I think?), and Ollie was recently in LA, so my guess is that Rylee is back with his foster dad and Oliie is watching Bowie.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

We haven't seen or heard from Rylee (I think he was in the background of one of those parties, I think?), and Ollie was recently in LA, so my guess is that Rylee is back with his foster dad and Oliie is watching Bowie.

I hope so.
I can honestly see Tess going on a cake-farting trip, and leaving Rylee to watch over Bowie with no adult supervision. I hope I'm wrong, but I just don't know.

 

[Slurm Queen]

We haven't seen or heard from Rylee (I think he was in the background of one of those parties, I think?), and Ollie was recently in LA, so my guess is that Rylee is back with his foster dad and Oliie is watching Bowie.

I honestly can’t imagine having children (especially one as young as Bowie) and feeling okay with leaving them weeks on end with whichever friend of the month takes pity on those poor boys and agrees to babysit them. Do you think she even calls and checks in on Bowie? Does she leave instructions or any kind of schedule for him, as little as he is? And what about checking in on Rylee? Highly unlikely. Poor kid. We can only hope Rylee’s new “foster dad” is giving him the support and care he needs during these tumultuous teen years. I bet he feels like shit seeing his pig of a mom drinking in excess and flopping around pools in tiny bikinis while he’s left in the dust.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I honestly can’t imagine having children (especially one as young as Bowie) and feeling okay with leaving them weeks on end with whichever friend of the month takes pity on those poor boys and agrees to babysit them. Do you think she even calls and checks in on Bowie? Does she leave instructions or any kind of schedule for him, as little as he is? And what about checking in on Rylee? Highly unlikely. Poor kid. We can only hope Rylee’s new “foster dad” is giving him the support and care he needs during these tumultuous teen years. I bet he feels like shit seeing his pig of a mom drinking in excess and flopping around pools in tiny bikinis while he’s left in the dust.

I think that there isn't any set schedule for Bowie. Tess has also given him melatonin instead of following a soothing nighttime routine for him.

As for Rylee: "Who?"

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I think that there isn't any set schedule for Bowie. Tess has also given him melatonin instead of following a soothing nighttime routine for him.

As for Rylee: "Who?"

Surprised she hasn't given him melanin and told him he's an oppressed nigger.

 

[multiverse]

No worries, she's back in LA and soothing her sulk by basking in the shine of a child who missed his mother, however woefully awful she is in that role. Her 5 year old son, who is still in diapers as far as we know, played with his food in an attempt to make his mother laugh.

No clue who took him in while she went to Palm Desert and then Mississippi. Jolene didn't post anything about it.

 

[Oscar Winner]

The good thing about Tess not being around to parent her children is she can't inflict as much of this shit on them.

It reminds me of a comment thread I was reading where someone was trying to argue that a child should be raised genderless and assigned a number until they were legally old enough to choose for themselves. That argument was countered with “but what if your child is assigned an odd number, and they identify as an even number?”. Fkn lol.

Spoiler: Other shit where she tries to spread joy

Bonus: why bother with shoop and filters then post your skin looking like this?

 

[sperginity]

I agree that Tess would never associate herself with COVID bad criticism, but weren’t there only 12 people who got vaccine related blood clots, out of tens of millions vaccinated? I doubt her mama is the 13th.

there were less than 20 reported to the cdc who got a serious clot from the j&j vaccine, then it was paused. The majority of people got a two dose mRNA vaccine rather than an adenovector vaccine like j&j. Of the people who died shortly after taking the vaccine, the current data points to clot related causes like stroke or heart attack as being the primary causes of death. vaers cannot establish causality, but there is an alarming signal in the data that merits investigation, it has not been seriously investigated at all.

Welcome

www.openvaers.com

Since it isn't being investigated it is impossible to say to what degree the data is being undercounted. Many people who were related to confirmed fatalities related that they had to report to vaers themselves because physicians would not do so, many healthcare professionals are more worried about making vaccines look bad than reporting these cases. Since it is a voluntary system no one gets in trouble for refusing to report, it isn't like being a mandated reporter of say, child abuse.

Tess's mom is an old fat lady that has a history of being shot in the head, that has likely made her susceptibility to stroke increased compared to people who are thin and have never had their brains mechanically injured. I would not be surprised if she had a stroke for a different reason. However, taking a vaccine related clotting problem off the table seems premature.

As can be seen here, the current crop of vaccines has a much higher number of mortal events reported despite being far fewer the number of doses given (the previous 30 years of data includes all childhood vaccinations given to virtually all children, all flu & tetanus shots). The deaths from stroke are a minority, the number of people who survived strokes is much higher. It isn't outside the realm of possibility that a lolcow's mom would be somewhere in this data, it is a huge number of people.

If tess covered it up it wouldn't be the worst case of that I have seen. The aunt of a 12 year old who died of a heart attack deleted her tweets after realizing it was making people hesitant to vaccinate their own children. Without all the facts it is damn hard to call it informed consent, something I am an absolute advocate of in medical decision making.

 

[Gay Mouth]

COVID sperging aside, Tess wouldn’t disclose this for the simple reason that it doesn’t benefit her. She didn’t need to reveal it was a series of strokes and didn’t for a while to amplify attention. It’s all about her, and how mawmaw and family didn’t suck her ass hard enough for flying to see her dying mother. But at least Bowie will shower her with undue love and attention. Poor little grom.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Sicilians are Italians but do have, often, African ancestry, Joe Rogan is a good example of, I think, from his DNA being 1.6% African, and from a sicilian Italian family.

Those DNA tests are mostly shots in the dark on results that go below a 5% estimate, it’s very difficult to trace that deep with the technology we currently have, let alone down to a single percentage or fraction of one. Almost everyone ends up with a nigger in the woodpile with companies like Ancestry or 23andMe, you just have to read their fine print to realize that it’s guesswork on ‘trace’ regions (a range of 0 to 15%, but 5 being the ‘quantifiable’ number). They’re fun, but not to be taken too seriously.

As for the African DNA in Southern Italians, yes, it’s there, but African=/=Black. Most of it is Berber, like that of the Spanish with ‘African’ ancestry. I can attest that, we’re certainly not Black, rather Mediterranean Caucasians (except the Touareg, they’re dune coons lol), niggers don’t have a monopoly on this continent.

I can't remember which book it was in, but I distinctly recall an anecdote about a miscegenation case in Louisiana, sometime between 1900-1920, in which a Sicilian immigrant woman married a black man. It was up to the court to determine whether the woman was white or not. The verdict came back that she was not, therefore no miscegenation had taken place, and their marriage was valid.

You can't tell me that idea—that Italians (especially southern Italians) weren't really white—was isolated, or that it died out quickly after that court case. Especially in the Deep South, and especially in parts of the Deep South that were predominantly Protestant.

I dunno man, I’ve spent a lot of time in the Deep South, predominantly Georgia and Alabama, and I’ve never been racially classified as anything other than white, and I’m a Berber. Maybe it’s because I can pass for ‘black Irish’ who knows. That being said the town I lived in was founded by Italians with a Catholic Church and everything, none of the locals saw them as anything other than white during the Civil War or before, at least as far as records show. Perhaps it was dependent on area since that area was predominantly Irish/Anglo/German admixed to begin with.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Gonna chime in on those genealogy tests: they absolutely don’t catch everything but they do catch bizarre trace amounts of things, like 0.04% of something.

Either way she isn’t culturally Italian, “Italian passing” (isn’t that what the SJW say now), she just looks like a whitey ole white girl from bumfuck Mississippi. Having one ancestor 10 generations ago being part Italian does not a POC make.

She should have gone for Irish, they’re famous for being loud and drinking too plus they had more oppression points after the mass emigration. It would be more believable at least. Maybe the potato famine could be worked in as generational trauma that caused her severe anorexia?
Idk I’m just having fun at this point.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Every cell in her body (which is quadruple the amount a normie has) cries out in deep pain and hurt for the times her ancestors had to forgo 6000+ calories of donuts. She is healing from her past when she displays her pasty ass next to a cake that says “fat girl”. Bowie may just have a chance to escape this familial curse, with her vigilant adherence to self-discovery and therapeutic jeni’s ice cream sessions.