Penis Pump recommendations

[Gone Ham]

Hi, I was recently informed that I was underperforming in bed with my wife, when she said that the black cock of our neighbor was twice as big. Anyway, what penis pump should I get?

 

[Vingle]

 

[Gone Ham]

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penis pumps are genuinely horrifying to look at.

 

[Vingle]

penis pumps are genuinely horrifying to look at.

It makes you think of a mid-evil tortur device yes? It can bruise up and permanently damage your dick, if you go full retard with it.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

I recommend the Swedish made variety

 

[Thumb Butler]

Can anyone recommend a girldick supporting brand?

 

[Justtocheck]

The worst part about enlarging your pp is that it takes longer to get a full erection. Jelqing works though, as long as you are not a savage ape.

 

[Screed]

Hi, I was recently informed that I was underperforming in bed with my wife, when she said that the black cock of our neighbor was twice as big. Anyway, what penis pump should I get?

Just tell her the neighbor on the other side's wife said it's more than enough and if she really wants to talk about what's not big enough then the conversation needs to start with her tits. This qualifies as marriage counseling btw, that'll be $200.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I seriously recommend you to stop worrying about your dick's size, and to stop taking porn seriously.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Hi, I was recently informed that I was underperforming in bed with my wife, when she said that the black cock of our neighbor was twice as big. Anyway, what penis pump should I get?

Or

 

[Exuvia]

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I'm captivated by just how industrial that thing looks.

 

[Cum Addict]

Only one pump works if your wife thinks your dick sucks.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've got a penis pump for you

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Here's one secret that the major Penis Pump manufacturers DO NOT want you to know; handheld bicycle tire pumps are the EXACT same technology sold at a much smaller cost.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

I'm captivated by just how industrial that thing looks.

Did someone say.....

Spoiler

INDUSTRIAL?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I got a brake bleeder that looks just like this

 

[obese]

Here's one secret that the major Penis Pump manufacturers DO NOT want you to know; handheld bicycle tire pumps are the EXACT same technology sold at a much smaller cost.

Exactly, but it hurts like fuck installing the valve in your penis hole.