I found female head shaving correlates with mental breakdowns, I havent found a single one that wasnt fucked up somewhat.
She married a dude she cant respect and 100% will divorce him in the next 3 years, probably starting to realise she sold her soul for attention (Ian already has money) starting an onlyfans, posting picture that will follow her everywhere she goes in life, permanently covered her body in meaningless tramp stamps. Sure, I'm sure you are fine and totally did not do this as yet another dumbass call for help