🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[Pineapple Fox]

 

[We!]

im gonna celebrate by having a cocaine mukbang

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I wonder what Joe, Marisa, Travonda, Plain Cheeseburger etc.... are all doing with their new found free time since Chantilly is temporarily MIA

Hopefully Marissa is actually taking care of her kid.

Edit-just needed to delete some random letters.

 

[Flobby Slobby]

Ugh, the old Clint Eastwood classic;

Two Gunts for Sister Beezer.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Taming of the Gunt
Gunthello
Hamgunt
Three Gunts of Ottawa
Guntard III
... need I go on? Apologies obviously, to the Bard.

A Midsummer Night's Gunting

If Chantal ever did get hauled in by the cops, 100000% guarantee she'd have a "medical crisis" and need to be taken to the ER just to cover everyone's ass. It's how she gets out of responsibility for pretty much everything.

Unfortunately for her, she'd still be handcuffed to the gurney in this instance.

Not saying this happened, more just thinking out loud. She just fucks everything up so consistently, and yet in such unforeseen ways and with such unfathomable stupidity, it's hard not to wonder what scene she would make. To be a fly on the wall and witness her melting down without even the restraint of her live stream audience would be a wonder to behold. Maybe Jim Can't Swim could get ahold of her interrogation footage.

Alas, that's all rainbow talk. She's most likely sleeping off a multi-substance binge. Although it's possible she's discovered a heretofore unknown strength of mind and she's actually "starving" reaction channels. It could all be a setup, for someone as Cluster B as she is -- though she's not known for her smarts or her discipline, it's just possible enough that I don't want to completely exclude the possibility. But in terms of likelihood, it's up there with her actually taking a doctor's advice.

My money's on an epic 18 hour nap, aided by THC, sleep apnea, and a blood sugar spike that could be seen from space.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Deep gunt.

 

[Caffeine Tangerine]

Beetlegunt.
District Fupa.

 

[Boonum]

No country for old gunts

No guntry for old cunts

 

[Chantal's Walker]

According to reddit, she's been replying on YT in the past 24 hours. Is she in YT jail for videos?

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

See I was thinking this the videos say due to community guidelines. If she has had a guidelines strike, she cannot community post for 7 days or livestream for 30 - 90 but I am sure it's 30 still.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I know she is severely lacking in foresight but arrest records are so easy to find that I don’t think she’d use that as an excuse (probably ). I think it’s more likely to either be a hospital/family intervention trip or a planned sulk to make the VIBs get off her back and give her a sympathetic response on her return.

As it’s now mandatory:

- Cheese and beezing in Las Vegas
- Gunt expectations
- Gone with the chins
- Diary of a copium eater
- Whore and beeze

I am also humming along to Bob Marley’s ‘Jammin’ with beezin instead. Thanks gorls.

 

[gampboonerisms]

The Hills have Beeze

 

[Hellion]

Time for another poll, me thinks.

Bad drug trip?
Planned sulk?
Community guideline bitchslap?
Family intervention?
Landlord woes?
Po-po at the door?

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

True Gunt
Mrs. Guntfire
Beezer Without a Cause
Uncle Gunt
Looking For Mr. Guntbar

(Ok, I suck at this. I'll stop now)

 

[In Memoriam]

I’m voting family intervention in the absence of any other evidence (for now). With Hail Mary of arrest.

 

[brooky]

Dr. Strangegunt or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Beeze

A Beeze Before Dying (apologies if someone already said that)

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

According to reddit, she's been replying on YT in the past 24 hours. Is she in YT jail for videos?

Wyświetl załącznik 2342769

She did re-enable comments on at least the last 4 streams. I know 2 of them were off.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Maybe this will summon her. Check it out Gunt, it’s a new invention!

 

[AbraCadaver]

I know the astrology sperg was a second ago, but I really think it’s a cope to say Schmee is the reason Chantal is what she is. She fucked up by being a teen mom, but Chantal had her grandmother and then her mother. She got a step father eventually. She wasn’t in foster care or neglected. There are thousands and thousands of people with less considerate teen mothers who don’t become the Chunkie Junkie, railing lines & shrooms and shoving whole donuts and spicy chicken sandwiches into her maw while eye twitching a “fuck you” to the world. The rage and pleasure she takes in disobedience comes from within. She’s a bad seed. Acting like Chantal would have been fine if she had a nuclear family is nuts to me, she is totally lacking in self-control, empathy, love, or respect. There is nothing short of a time machine abortion that could knock the evil out of Chantal.

CAUSE BABY SHE WAS BORN TO GUNT!

Yeah, look at people like Russell Greer. Adopted into a perfectly nuclear family that did everything they possibly could for him, and he still turned out to be the world’s biggest selfish fucker.

Sometimes people are just born rubbish.

 

[Itspinklava]

Yeah, look at people like Russell Greer. Adopted into a perfectly nuclear family that did everything they possibly could for him, and he still turned out to be the world’s biggest selfish fucker.

Sometimes people are just born rubbish.

Same with Abby Brown. Adopted into a wealthy family as an only child that bends over backwards to cater to her, and still a trainwreck.

My contributions:
Das Gunt
That Darn Gunt!
Gunt on a Hot Tin Roof

Happy 4,501 pages Gorl!