August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root.

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I just had the worst nightmare you guys. I was browsing the Kiwi Farms and saw a thread titled "Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root." Thinking that it couldn't be worse than the title, I clicked on it and started reading.

I was wrong. It's way worse. And it's not even a nightmare. It's reality, which expands the wrongness into so many different dimensions.
 
Do you guys think the reason he ran away from philly was a big squeeling autistic tantrum when Dale wouldn't fig him?
 
Just to play the devil's advocate here, how sure are we that this info is legit and not some kind of Tranny bitch fight? I mean while I wouldn't put it past Phil to be into this sick shit, I wouldn't put it past Jordman to provide some false info to stab Phil in the back either.
 
Dr. Tran powiedział(a):
Just to play the devil's advocate here, how sure are we that this info is legit and not some kind of Tranny bitch fight? I mean while I wouldn't put it past Phil to be into this sick shit, I wouldn't put it past Jordman to provide some false info to stab Phil in the back either.
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I am not a seasoned Phil vet; I only started following him and his lack of function and relatively bland yet poorly executed paraphilias relatively recently, but I disagree with this on several counts:

- Phil's sick shit is actually in the same vein as the use of something really accessible (i.e. a piece of ginger) to further his strange, restraint and pain focused sexual fascinations.
- Neither Michael/Tweaker the Cat nor Jordman, to my knowledge, are invested enough in their dislike of Phil to actually accuse him of something as serious as sexual harassment
- Phil has a record of sexual harassment and inappropriate boundaries (the thing where he shat himself because he got close to some guy comes to mind)

If I am wrong on any of these counts please let me know but to me it seems like a more wild assumption that these people would fabricate something like this to further an agenda for what exactly? Some kind of satisfaction?
 
I so did not need this on a Sunday. Not sure if I needed it on any day of the week. But especially not on the Sabbath.
 
Phil is reaching critical mass with how hard he's trying to push back the truth. I imagine by this point most of his Facebook friends see him for the loon he is and are just rubber necking a train wreck.
 
tomgirl4life powiedział(a):
I just had the worst nightmare you guys. I was browsing the Kiwi Farms and saw a thread titled "Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root." Thinking that it couldn't be worse than the title, I clicked on it and started reading.

I was wrong. It's way worse. And it's not even a nightmare. It's reality, which expands the wrongness into so many different dimensions.
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I try to avoid these, but goddamn Phil necessitates them.

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Why does nobody try to fuck my ass with a ginger root? :blart:
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Give it time, you're posting on the right forums.
 
Isn't ginger traditionally associated with Asian food? Wouldn't a large chilli of some sort be more appropriate for that spicy, Latin(x) experience?
 
Dr. Tran powiedział(a):
Just to play the devil's advocate here, how sure are we that this info is legit and not some kind of Tranny bitch fight? I mean while I wouldn't put it past Phil to be into this sick shit, I wouldn't put it past Jordman to provide some false info to stab Phil in the back either.
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Phil more or less confirmed it was true.
 
The thought of ADF squaling makes me imagine a giant pig thing that needs to be put out of it's misery.
 
The sad thing is I already knew what "figging" was as it was mentioned once in one of the Discworld novels but I never actually could have imagined that this was a real thing that weirdos practiced.

And thanks ever so much Manboobiya for ruining ginger. One of my favorite spices to work with and I'll never be able to look at it the same way again.
 
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