The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Meiwaku]

I think we have a name before launch date for Uncanny Valley because:

Also.... They just keep breedin...

 

[Old Fart]

Oh yeah, and what the fuck is a "farming robot"?

Given the proclivities of these people, I'm certain you can have several sorts of deprived sex with it.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

My prediction for the fourth of July is that the Tranch is going to neo-pussy out of crashing the festivities. However, later that night Earl, emboldened by the white supremacy holiday, will attack in the night. The only way to help save the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, donating to the new gofundme.

Please, I try to keep OPSEC on here.

 

[giganigga]

>coming such awesome food

Confirmed they cum in their meals.

Doesn't that require functioning genitalia? Even the ranch troons that still have their dicks are probably SOL thanks to the HRT.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

The most anticipated event of the year and the tranchers let us down. They never fail to disappoint.

Earl always wins
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Damn straight I do!

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Oh yeah, and what the fuck is a "farming robot"?

There is a lot of automatic equipment in farming called robots, because they do the job of a person. Designing one would seem like some serious engineering work, and it would need to fill a market. A farming robot is such a wide concept that there is no way to tell what the guy is trying to build.

Like this milking robot, which a cow can walk into and the robot milks it.

Or this one that pushes up feed.

Some of them are useful, some are to much trouble, some don't scale well. People argue back and forth about them, that you replace employment cost with maintenance cost, and you can guarantee whatever software they use is a bullshit subscription service.

 

[Neko GF]

Philip's flexing his gun, likely to try and intimidate the one-man Klan Earl:

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1411792198085931009 (Archive)

How is a troon with a gun meant to be intimidating? He's way more likely to use it on himself than any "fascist".

 

[Meiwaku]

There is a lot of automatic equipment in farming called robots, because they do the job of a person. Designing one would seem like some serious engineering work, and it would need to fill a market. A farming robot is such a wide concept that there is no way to tell what the guy is trying to build.
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Like this milking robot, which a cow can walk into and the robot milks it.
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Or this one that pushes up feed.

Some of them are useful, some are to much trouble, some don't scale well. People argue back and forth about them, that you replace employment cost with maintenance cost, and you can guarantee whatever software they use is a bullshit subscription service.

Not to mention that it makes the animals more comfortable so its kind of not up their alley.

FOURTH OF TROOLY !!

Jarrod, troon boon, and i don't recognize the troon on the right but i see the stuble.




The she/her patch and tenacious patch

Spoiler: Shootin'

Im hoping for food pics.

I wish this was a tattoo gun that would be an amazing arc

 

[White Devil]

Philip's flexing his gun, likely to try and intimidate the one-man Klan Earl:
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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1411792198085931009 (Archive)

How is a troon with a gun meant to be intimidating? He's way more likely to use it on himself than any "fascist".

Legitimately surprised Phil doesn't have a TekMat.

 

[Meiwaku]

Legitimately surprised Phil doesn't have a TekMat.

Im not a gunsperg so please explain for the rest of us. At least he has his recycled plate.

They're shootin Kevin whose a noise sensitive NOT DIAGNOSED AUTIST is

 

[White Devil]

Im not a gunsperg so please explain for the rest of us. At least he has his recycled plate.

They're shootin Kevin whose a noise sensitive NOT DIAGNOSED AUTIST is
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A TekMat is a mat with gun schematics on it that most people use for cleaning their firearms. They also make good mousepads.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did they beat up any women at a parade today?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Not to mention that it makes the animals more comfortable so its kind of not up their alley.

FOURTH OF TROOLY !!

Jarrod, troon boon, and i don't recognize the troon on the right but i see the stuble.


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The she/her patch and tenacious patch
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Spoiler: Shootin'

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I wish this was a tattoo gun that would be an amazing arc

You know Earl never has a misfeed since he knows what he is doing/how to clean & lube his rifles.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How is a troon with a gun meant to be intimidating? He's way more likely to use it on himself than any "fascist".

Not to mention that all the tactics sperging in this thread has pretty well demonstrated how they're fucked if the "militia" ever really does come knocking, especially since the "militia" has "the backing of local authorities and law enforcement".

Also jfc why are you tearing the entire BCG down and getting the Q-Tips out after just a couple of mags, you really are a fucking POG vet Penny. It's an AR15, it'll run all kinds of dirty and some Hoppes 9 and Remoil is more than adequate to keep it running, armory isn't going to reject it anymore and Q Tips are a bad idea since that cotton can come off the tip and leave fabric inside moving parts if you get too rough with it. I'll take my top hats but gad damn I had to get that off of my chest.

 

[A Grey Cat]

More merch being advertised on the tranch's twitter. For $20 you too can larp as a tacticool tranarchist.
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Spoiler: full size image, with pistol and half-dollar for scale

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Link, 2 | Archive, 2

Another pic of their greasy ass stove. I think I got secondhand heart disease just from looking at this thing.
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Spoiler: greasy brunch

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Link | Archive

Bonnie and the tranchers are stocked back up on HRT and other meds. I'll leave it to the medical spergs to identify the products in the image.
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Spoiler: muh HRT

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Link | Archive

two things one, the irony is never lost on me when these "anarchists" and "communists." Sell merchandising to make money aka something a real communist/anarchist society would by definition never allow. and two. hah hah yeah right keep out of reach of children being written on those boxes of hrt, funny when that's exactly what people like the tranch WANT to do.

 

[Meiwaku]

two things one, the irony is never lost on me when these "anarchists" and "communists." Sell merchandising to make money aka something a real communist/anarchist society would by definition never allow. and two. hah hah yeah right keep out of reach of children being written on those boxes of hrt, funny when that's exactly what people like the tranch WANT to do.

Or use government gibs for holes and hormones

Tranch Update. The baby is named after William McKinley's asassin by that tacticool orbiter

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Or use government gibs for holes and hormones

Tranch Update. The baby is named after William McKinley's asassin by that tacticool orbiter
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They named it after some faggot anarchist who shot the president in the stomach but didn't kill him right away. Technically McKinley died 8 days later due to infection. They should have named him after the gut bacteria that actually did the job.

 

[Meiwaku]

Not to mention that all the tactics sperging in this thread has pretty well demonstrated how they're fucked if the "militia" ever really does come knocking, especially since the "militia" has "the backing of local authorities and law enforcement".

Also jfc why are you tearing the entire BCG down and getting the Q-Tips out after just a couple of mags, you really are a fucking POG vet Penny. It's an AR15, it'll run all kinds of dirty and some Hoppes 9 and Remoil is more than adequate to keep it running, armory isn't going to reject it anymore and Q Tips are a bad idea since that cotton can come off the tip and leave fabric inside moving parts if you get too rough with it. I'll take my top hats but gad damn I had to get that off of my chest.

He was stationed in like Germany or some shit he never saw combat

 

[Sheogorath]

this isn't even 5'o clock shadow now this is just unkempt

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Every single day the tranch members are up to something new, God I love this thread