Jonathan Yaniv / "Jessica Simpson" / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[FrickleMyPickle]

Imagine going to a gay sex party to blast some dude ass only to have a chick show up and loudly cry in the bathroom all night.

The thing is, there actually is a way to pull something like this off as a trans person (source: Go to a lot of gay sex parties where trans people sometimes are), that I won't go into now, but suffice it to say, it doesn't involve walking around with your tits flapping around and crying loudly in the bathroom.

"Friend" was either a well-intentioned idiot or a troll intent on making sure absolutely nobody at that party had a good time.

 

[AssignedEva]

“Legal advocacy”: – for equality and rights for all – atm “I’m taking on the pageant system, putting an end to pageant discrimination towards trans people in Canada – at the Ontario Huand Rights tribunal”

Want to bet he was talking about child pageants as his new horrifying way to gain access to young girls

"Friend" was either a well-intentioned idiot or a troll intent on making sure absolutely nobody at that party had a good time.

I suspect third option - OP was probably bragging about being a gay man now and banging on about it in a really obnoxious way, potentially even demanding that whatever the university had that was supposed to be for gay and bi men centred her. And the friend wanted to knock her down a peg or two, hence why he said not to worry about the sex party, to take her top off, and to stay because "we all get rejected sometimes" (and then didn't leave with her).

In other words, "Oh, you're a gay man? Let's see how you handle this gay man situation". I doubt she ruined the party, those sorts of parties will continue if someone's left in an ambulance.

 

[Symalsa]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.

The logistics of dealing with this is fairly amazing.
We have the photographer
We have multiple doctors
We have multiple nurses

All working on the Lost Bean of the Great North

 

[pr3nt177]

Want to bet he was talking about child pageants as his new horrifying way to gain access to young girls

It's interesting that the nonce, whilst bragging about his "advocacy" work and him implying that he's "studying law" doesn't mention any of his past/present court cases - almost as though he doesn't want to give the impression that he's a nasty arsehole repeatedly trying to scam $$$ and continually failing. No mention whatsoever of BCHRT, which he has claimed was only filed so that trans folks could have their penis bits waxed.

We know Arianna isn't real and is probably as genned up as most of us but he thinks she's real. Imagine being that thick that you volunteer your Twitter account details which is full of tweets referencing/linking to your sordid behaviour.

I'm not 100% sure who provided The Post Millennial link in the chats (him or Arianna) but it has a RL unfiltered pic and article link about his noncey pageant intentions ...then he calmly claims he's "kinda a celeb". His stupidity makes me howl.

 

[Cousin_Larry]

About the same as they do now, more or less. More people are going to be calling bullshit on the whole trans ideology, less people will be putting up with the self indulgent anti women agenda and rank misogyny that underpins most TRAs. More people will be peak transed post the next 2 Olympics, less trans morons, spineless dupes and bullies will be around because 41% is a reasonable and achievable goal.

I disagree. Not because I want to, but because every day I feel like the lunacy becomes more prevalent. You are blacklisted if you speak against any of this so people are just going to shut up and play along to keep their jobs.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

How much would it take for someone to eat one of the chunks that falls off/out of Yaniv's neovagina? I'd probably hoark one down for 10k.

 

[WULULULULU]

Another reason to add Canadians to the future reenactment of the Holocaust.

 

[Cuckoman]

Well yes, there may have been nerve damage from the frankenstein horror surgery. But even jf numbed, there are other signs of necrotic flesh. For exa.ple a truly horrible stench. I'm not saying Yaniv smells good on a good day. But this would have been "clear the room, people are retching" bad.

Maybe that is why the judge basically asked him "why the fuck are you in my courtroom? I already gave you permission to attend via telephone"

 

[hyde]

it fell apart because of all the tampons she shoved in there.

 

[Short Stack]

These women catfishing our boy...terrible...we only get to read the texts.
I think if would be great if a group were to hire a female as a "friend" to jonny & video the interactions
I doubt it would be hard either as he still jumps at any female that throws him a bone.

So feminine "I want to eat your pussy"..Most men aren't that crude, especially when 1st meeting a female.
A video of him with a female that he believes is coming onto him would be priceless.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Sorry if I’m a couple weeks late with this joke.

I guess this just proves that Yaniv will always be a man. I mean, I’ve never been able to find a clit either.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

With all the commotion I almost forgot that the Great Canadian Hatchet Would finally collapsed.

 

[pr3nt177]

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Re him having a "corporation/paying himself the minimum taxable benefit in dividends" waffle. Can anyone explain, in very basic terms, what he is on about? Is he conning the court or conning her? I know he is doing both generally but I'm more interested in this "dividends" claim.

He's been in debt for a while now so is he, on paper for the courts at least, saying here that he has purposely put himself where he is with his credit cards and such because he has money hidden/tied up in his "corporation" so the courts can't touch it ie so he doesn't have to pay for lawyers and possible costs when he loses?

And the big question is what fecking "corporation"? I just see an obese lazy grifter with no job, living on disability benefits and freebie handouts with no mention of accountancy fees on his court waiver fees applications. Was he left a sizeable $$$ amount from his father, could this be the "corporation" he runs from his Walter Mitty executive apartment?

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[the khat quaffer]

If Yaniv becomes the first modern tranny mass shooter that'd be pretty fucking crazy

First of all, that's retarded.

Second, trannies, even Johnny boy, are like Hillary Clinton. They can absolutely anything in broad daylight with a paper trail from here to the Kuiper Belt and they will not face a shred of consequences because the American media is more pozzed than a bug chaser that fell into a used needle pit in a San Francisco night club.

Look at this dumb fucking tranny Near/Byuu/whatever the fuck. Clear cut evidence exists of what he was doing, what his only possible motivations can be, why everything surrounding his circumstances don't pass the smell test but it doesn't matter to the people lashing out at these forums. They don't care about reason and neither does the media. They refuse to humor the possibility that one of their own could simultaneously a depressed tranny AND be in the wrong. They just want to watch anything that's right of Michael Moore burn.

Also Johnny's in Canada so everything's like, doubly pozzed.

Sorry I'm just a bit miffled I've been wanting to read about my favorite cows for a few days and I can't because some dumb wannabe-41%er wants a few seconds of fame.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

The thing is, there actually is a way to pull something like this off as a trans person (source: Go to a lot of gay sex parties where trans people sometimes are), that I won't go into now, but suffice it to say, it doesn't involve walking around with your tits flapping around and crying loudly in the bathroom.

"Friend" was either a well-intentioned idiot or a troll intent on making sure absolutely nobody at that party had a good time.

here's your solution:
don't look like a fat dyke and act like a retard towards the real gays
solution 2 is to never pull your pants down below where your asshole ends and your gooch starts

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

It's nature's way of telling you that...well...it shouldn't have been there in the first place.

Never fails to be mindboggling how trannies expect to carve up their own bodies like a Thanksgiving turkey, stitch together some Frankenstein-grade "genitalia" and expect their body to just accept that instead of rejecting it all and revert back to what should have been in the first place. Actual, legitimate transplants get rejected all the time and it often takes a shitload of drugs to keep the average human body from flipping the fuck out. And here's this delusional motherfucker loudly wondering how his homemade clit detached from his decomposing flesh pit. Because surely those types of things simply don't happen.

Expecting a carved-up fiasco of a frankenpussy to work just like a True and Honest ladyditch is absolute delusion. But it's the sort of delusion that's part and parcel with the trans experience. Here's to Yaniv joining the 41% when he finally realizes no amount of tweaking and fixing his meat pit will make him a lady.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

here's your solution:
don't look like a fat dyke and act like a retard towards the real gays
solution 2 is to never pull your pants down below where your asshole ends and your gooch starts

Honestly, pretty much. Trans people who show up to things like this, hang around politely out of the way, wait for people who are into what they're offering to bite (and don't take it personally if they don't) get rewarded with a fun time and sometimes sex.

Or just be really, really hot. People don't give a shit what you are or do if you're smoking hot.

 

[Cherry Popcicle.]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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4 months. 4 months and your dlit is already falling off. Who the fuck was the surgeon Dr Jon Meatmangler?

At this point, you'll have better luck with a can of flex seal.

 

[Cuckoman]

4 months. 4 months and your dlit is already falling off. Who the fuck was the surgeon Dr Jon Meatmangler?

At this point, you'll have better luck with a can of flex seal.

It was still worth it. The entire local fire department got to see his "vagina" multiple times daily, until he was banned from calling them.
None of them said "that is one porn star vagina if I have ever seen one". None.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Honestly, pretty much. Trans people who show up to things like this, hang around politely out of the way, wait for people who are into what they're offering to bite (and don't take it personally if they don't) get rewarded with a fun time and sometimes sex.

Or just be really, really hot. People don't give a shit what you are or do if you're smoking hot.

actually i want to genuinely thank you for this advice for if i ever go to one of these what i assume to be dumpster fires that probably involve cocaine and/or heroin