💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%

  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%

  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%

  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Looks like God finally fixed his arm :feels:
 
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looking for a couple videos. one of them was when he made some english dish and it came out completely burned (i know, real specific, but these things were completely incinerated like someone put hockey pucks under a broiler). other one was where he was talking about getting beagles and said he wanted girls because having male dogs would look gay. cheers
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The dog video is here: https://youtu.be/NAnyCIkkqMo?t=2425

He says: "We prefer female dogs so we can pet their belly and not have to worry".

This is the weirdest reason to prefer a female dog over a male dog. Worry about what? Accidentally seeing a dog dick? Who sees a dog dick and has sexual urges? Is he afraid Tammy will catching him giving his dog some afternoon delight?

Reasonable people can prefer female dogs because they are cleaner, less inclined to roam or get into mischief. I can see not wanting a male dog because you don't want them to pee on every tree in your neighbourhood. But being afraid of a dog dick is a new one to me.

My rescue asked me if I wanted a male or female dog. I asked for a male dog, but I couldn't give a real reason. I wanted a big lazy dog who wanted to laze about on the couch with me, but nothing about that is specific to male dogs. Do rescues really expect people to have a good reason for the male/female question?

"I want my dog to be my bro" is a bad answer, but it is close to the truth. But Jack's "I don't want to think about it's penis when I am petting it" is deranged.
 
I once again ate my lunch in the time it took for Senior to do his introduction in the car and also look through the menu. I’m a bit of a fast eater but it feels like AGES that he observes the menu. Here are my observations thus far:

Medium T sounded a little too excited about the stuffed jalapeños being wrapped in bacon. You were doing so good, Tammy… maybe it’s a cheat day but that’s definitely not something that would be universally classified as “smart cheating”.

Jack filmed inside with the bathrooms behind him and I thought he got seated at the bathrooms once again but I guess that’s not the case since he was at a booth when trying the jalapeño poppers (okay I technically got to the part where he bit into the popper).

He’s wearing a fucking Rick & Morty shirt with the ‘100 Years’ monologue on it. What an adult man child.

Looks like none of the staff are wearing masks because, “CoViD iS oVeR” so I imagine on this sight alone the restaurant will get an A. Bonus, the salsa looks like the same exact salsa from a couple other “strip mall” Mexican joints. And the menu is huge.
 
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I swear to God, those restaurants review are so boring. But of course he think's it's super fucking interesting. But you can serve him any Bullshit you want, he likes it & thinks it's super awesome.

Produce comes at the table
"Beautiful"
eats
"it's really good"
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"Ok guys, this place is really good, we definetly come back!".
 
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Looks like God finally fixed his arm :feels:
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So he's going to fake his arm working a bit because we highlighted how he hides it and it looks dead via doing a fake miracle to lie to his basically 5-7 real fans.

Okay fatty, prove how stupid you are by being this obvious.

And on his Fat on the Go video; it looks just like all the other chains, meaning Jack has forgotten due to food taste meaning nothing to his dead tastebuds what proper LA style food is like. I've never had it but even I know that they'd probably taste better than anything in Hendersonville or Gallatin's strip malls.

I mean I could be wrong, since one of the best Indian places I know of is in a strip mall (It's how I tried and find goat to be pretty good, if tough), but I just doubt that you're getting the best Mexican fare there.
 
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Any restaurateur worth their salt will always say it’s a very tacky move for a place to put food pics on walls and menus, yet this faggot has always been absolutely in awe of this concept.

God he pisses me off.

Bacon-wrapped stuffed jalapeños … unbelievable! CWJ video on this novel idea is coming!! Can’t wait for that.

Also, again, his dish looked to be the exact opposite of something to order when hoping to break through the 300lb threshold he’s clearly parked on. That enormous plate of food that I’m sure he polished off was greasy as fuck
 
Until Jack can show nimble hand and finger movement, the ability to bend at the elbow, and full rotational movement in the shoulder, he'll remain a stroked-out cripple as far as I'm concerned. The whole "arch your back as far as possible and rotate your shoulder" thing like in my profile pic from when Jack was filled with the holy spirit high on endorphins at his murder church doesn't count as healed.

It obviously goes without saying that his arm is going to be as dead as it's ever been when Jack inevitably shows us that it's healed in some future video. If anything, the problems from his stroke have gotten more acute. His slurring and pronunciation is as bad as it's ever been with the possible exception of the first video immediately following the stroke. Every now and then he subtly tries to show it's getting better, like when he jams a spice jar into his claw, or uses the claw to lift a lid, but in reality it just shows that it's as bad as it's ever been.

About the only positive thing you can say is that his arm doesn't look as purple and riddled with edema as it has in the past, but even that could just be a color balancing thing. Even if it's better in that respect, it only means that it's at less risk for amputation - not that it's healing itself.

Unrelated, but editing this to add that unlike Jack, Tammy's really made some major changes.
Tammy from a few years ago:
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Tammy now:
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The difference is extremely noticeable and quite remarkable. I really didn't realize how big she got. She's starting to look great now. It's quite a contrast to Jack, who if anything looks bigger than ever.
 
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