💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Chandler Bing]

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How has the 3rd stroke not happened yet.

I feel cheated

 

[TurdFondler]

The jokes all write themselves. He's going to fuck up cooking them anyway, I'm guessing the trick is to leave them going low and slow, like a cut with a nice fatback. He's going to rush it and end up with the usual but it will be in a vat of congealed fat.

I bet he's going to dip the ribs in the runny bacon grease during taste test.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

"Look at all that juice" Then he'll proceed to drink the bacon grease

 

[AnOminous]

Jack has apparently decided that rubbing down his ribs with commercially rendered bacon grease is a good health move.

Who the fuck buys commercially rendered bacon grease? Why? Who needs so much bacon grease they can't just use the grease from the bacon they/the entire household eats?

 

[Adamska]

Jack has apparently decided that rubbing down his ribs with commercially rendered bacon grease is a good health move. One container of that bacon grease has around 4,000 calories. Jack has two of them in the photo. I wish he added a #smartcheating hashtag.Wyświetl załącznik 2302582

The actual fuck; he should still have all that bacon grease he saved up for this purpose. I guess he ate the solid grease in a hangy panic when Mommy-Wife cut his eating privileges.

He still proves he can't barbecue; the point of things is to keep it moist as it cooks. No matter how hard he seethes over West Texas and Rooster McConnaughey he'll never do this right due to his crippling gluttony and impatience.

 

[desudesu]

Consoomer Jack is still fucking seething over the girly iMacs. Hey fatty, a quick google would tell you there's a global chip shortage. Also, him with the fucking calling again.

I think he likes calling businesses is because his stroke arm impedes him from sending out a "strongly worded" emails like back in the days (when he had two functioning arms).

Also, it seems like another pot may be likely added to the hoard

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Jack has apparently decided that rubbing down his ribs with commercially rendered bacon grease is a good health move. One container of that bacon grease has around 4,000 calories. Jack has two of them in the photo. I wish he added a #smartcheating hashtag.Wyświetl załącznik 2302582

To be fair, the vast majority of the grease will end up in the smoker's drip pan.

 

[Adamska]

Consoomer Jack is still fucking seething over the girly iMacs. Hey fatty, a quick google would tell you there's a global chip shortage. Also, him with the fucking calling again.

I think he likes calling businesses is because his stroke arm impedes him from sending out a "strongly worded" emails like back in the days (when he had two functioning arms).


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Also, it seems like another pot may be likely added to the hoard

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Manchild Jack likes calling businesses since it's both less effort and it allows him to scream at the menials for his imaginary problems.

Nice to see he's admitting he's not a real man again though by his own words.

 

[Aaway]

"whaaaaaaaa.....i can't handle people disagreeing with me"

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

???

 

[Bassomatic]

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It's funny because Jack can't drive a car.

It is extra funny because he is a teenager do you remember being 14 and spending your money made mowing lawns at burger king begging mommy to take you?
Jack is doing this at 50. What a faggot.

 

[captkrisma]

Of course when I mention I wouldn't go out of my way for food in Gallitan, I was intrigued (and had a show Sunday in Eastern Tennesee anyways). I went to Grant's and have some more insight that Jack forgot to mention.

Spoiler: Notes

1. The Galatin location opened in late May, so Jack hearing from friends that it's the best is an outright lie, and could be a legit reason why there weren't cars in the lot...because it wasn't open. The other location in Missisippi was around since 2010.

2. It is the same Grant's that Jack went to, as you can see Los Amigos in across the street, and there's only two locations.

3. I got the meatloaf. It's covered in a chipotle glaze. That's what that nasty sludge is on their plates.

4. Meats come with two sides, but everything can be ordered ala carte as well. Knowing this, Tammy's meal is not only half the calories as Jack's, but also half the price. Another thing not noted in the Jack video is that Jack also got a salad topped with a shitton of what looked like blue cheese dressing.

5. I got a meatloaf, mac & cheese, mashed potatoes w/ gravy, and a banana pudding for $16 including drink and a piece of cornbread. The mashed potatoes were actually quite nice, the meatloaf wasn't the best, and whomever ordered the cornbread should be sent to the stockades for ridicule. Overall quality of the food was meh.

6. The owner, Chef Grant Nooe, was there working the register when I was there. He seemed a little stand-offish.

TL;DR: Went to Grant's and ordered the same meatloaf. Jack is a compulsive liar, and probably wanted to suck on more than tendies.

And in Fat Boi Cali news: Most apartment complexes frown on shooting off fireworks in their lots, so unless he's going home for the long weekend, he's gonna be disappointed. Also: holy fuck he's got nearly $500 worth of fireworks on his bed. The Big Bad Wolf costs $120 alone and The Mobsters costs about $80. EDIT: LOL TWIN BED AND DAT PILLOWCASE.

 

[DontEatThat]

"whaaaaaaaa.....i can't handle people disagreeing with me"

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He always has this mentality that the world is out to get him. Thats why he calls the government evil, and why he constantly is so ready to fly off the handle and be such a massive bitch. He honestly thinks his opinions are fact and when anyone opens their mouth its a direct criticism of him and everything he believes in. This faggot needs to chill sometimes and learn what an opinion is and respect others.

Also: holy fuck he's got nearly $500 worth of fireworks on his bed. The Big Bad Wolf costs $120 alone and The Mobsters costs about $80

A little over a year ago he was at chipotle, then the trade job his grandfather handed him, and finally a slurpee slinger. You know for someone who cant hold a job for a solid year, he spends his money as if he had a stable career path. Theres no doubt he truly is Jacks son.

 

[Adamska]

Of course when I mention I wouldn't go out of my way for food in Gallitan, I was intrigued (and had a show Sunday in Eastern Tennesee anyways). I went to Grant's and have some more insight that Jack forgot to mention.

Spoiler: Notes

1. The Galatin location opened in late May, so Jack hearing from friends that it's the best is an outright lie, and could be a legit reason why there weren't cars in the lot...because it wasn't open. The other location in Missisippi was around since 2010.

2. It is the same Grant's that Jack went to, as you can see Los Amigos in across the street, and there's only two locations.

3. I got the meatloaf. It's covered in a chipotle glaze. That's what that nasty sludge is on their plates.

4. Meats come with two sides, but everything can be ordered ala carte as well. Knowing this, Tammy's meal is not only half the calories as Jack's, but also half the price. Another thing not noted in the Jack video is that Jack also got a salad topped with a shitton of what looked like blue cheese dressing.

5. I got a meatloaf, mac & cheese, mashed potatoes w/ gravy, and a banana pudding for $16 including drink and a piece of cornbread. The mashed potatoes were actually quite nice, the meatloaf wasn't the best, and whomever ordered the cornbread should be sent to the stockades for ridicule. Overall quality of the food was meh.

6. The owner, Chef Grant Nooe, was there working the register when I was there. He seemed a little stand-offish.

TL;DR: Went to Grant's and ordered the same meatloaf. Jack is a compulsive liar, and probably wanted to suck on more than tendies.
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And in Fat Boi Cali news: Most apartment complexes frown on shooting off fireworks in their lots, so unless he's going home for the long weekend, he's gonna be disappointed. Also: holy fuck he's got nearly $500 worth of fireworks on his bed. The Big Bad Wolf costs $120 alone and The Mobsters costs about $80. EDIT: LOL TWIN BED AND DAT PILLOWCASE.Wyświetl załącznik 2303759

You don't understand; you can get like 2 pounds of food for 15 bucks so it's amazing. Especially when you're a fat stroked out manchild whose mommy-wife is starving of all the cheese, meat, and bread he wants to eat.

 

[stets]

Consoomer Jack is still fucking seething over the girly iMacs. Hey fatty, a quick google would tell you there's a global chip shortage. Also, him with the fucking calling again.

I think he likes calling businesses is because his stroke arm impedes him from sending out a "strongly worded" emails like back in the days (when he had two functioning arms).

Spoiler: Best Buy Autism (story time)

Heh, I worked behind the customer service counter at Best Buy while in high school. The general phone calls came to us. We left the phone on mute since we were always busy, you know, actually helping people that were physically in the store. In the year that I worked there, I think I answered the phone twice. Management knew and didn't care. We were constantly slammed, and they wanted us helping people that were already there buying stuff, not thinking about buying stuff. Every now and then someone would come in and be belligerent about why we weren't answering, and we'd just wave our arm and show them the 20 people standing line.

That was a long time ago, and I see things haven't changed. There was no reason to ever call a Best Buy well over a decade ago, and there certainly isn't a reason to do so now. He's calling about product availability - check the fucking website to see what's available, Jack. Even then, product availability was on the website. The people who answer the phone, if they answer, have no greater insight to availability then what you can gather yourself. You're wasting everyone's time, including your own.

Stop calling people on the phone, boomer! I can already tell you the answer some high school kid will give you to why they're only carrying certain colors if you manage to get through: "I don't know why, we're just not."

(Literally the only reason I can think for a customer to call is to check on either delivery or repair status. But delivery calls should go to the depot to begin with, and anyone using Geek Squad to repair something is an idiot.)

Spoiler: Chip Shortage Autism

This largely isn't impacting Apple - it's everyone but Apple. Apple has enough market dominance and cash to get what they want, and their extensive metrics give them plenty of lead time to estimate demand well in advance. Even a lot of the CPU and GPU market has made major strides in connecting supply with demand. CPUs are at parity and at MSRP if you're willing to take the time to find places, and GPUs are getting close in certain markets.

The people that are still really getting screwed are appliance and car manufactures that use ancient fab technology to produce really basic, low volume, low margin chips. From the chips makers perspective, those companies can go fuck themselves. Next gen video game systems are also still a problem, but the CPU/GPU market balancing indicates that those should also be available relatively soon.

 

[captkrisma]

So to put an actual price tag on Jr's fireworks haul:
Big Bad Wolf: $120
America Rocks multi-pack: $110
The Mobsters: $80
Saturn Missle 300 shot: $35 (x2)
Outlaw Snappers box: $25
Outlaw 2000 Roll: $20
Patriot Torch: $15 (x2)
Assorted Roman Candles: $8 per 4 (x4)
200g repeater $20
Big bag of m-80's : $20 (x3)

There are two other things I couldn't identify right away, but adding it all up so far: $570

A queen sized memory foam mattress at Wal-mart: $250
Queen sized metal bed frame off Amazon: $160

 

[Aaway]

Of course when I mention I wouldn't go out of my way for food in Gallitan, I was intrigued (and had a show Sunday in Eastern Tennesee anyways). I went to Grant's and have some more insight that Jack forgot to mention.

Spoiler: Notes

1. The Galatin location opened in late May, so Jack hearing from friends that it's the best is an outright lie, and could be a legit reason why there weren't cars in the lot...because it wasn't open. The other location in Missisippi was around since 2010.

2. It is the same Grant's that Jack went to, as you can see Los Amigos in across the street, and there's only two locations.

3. I got the meatloaf. It's covered in a chipotle glaze. That's what that nasty sludge is on their plates.

4. Meats come with two sides, but everything can be ordered ala carte as well. Knowing this, Tammy's meal is not only half the calories as Jack's, but also half the price. Another thing not noted in the Jack video is that Jack also got a salad topped with a shitton of what looked like blue cheese dressing.

5. I got a meatloaf, mac & cheese, mashed potatoes w/ gravy, and a banana pudding for $16 including drink and a piece of cornbread. The mashed potatoes were actually quite nice, the meatloaf wasn't the best, and whomever ordered the cornbread should be sent to the stockades for ridicule. Overall quality of the food was meh.

6. The owner, Chef Grant Nooe, was there working the register when I was there. He seemed a little stand-offish.

TL;DR: Went to Grant's and ordered the same meatloaf. Jack is a compulsive liar, and probably wanted to suck on more than tendies.
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And in Fat Boi Cali news: Most apartment complexes frown on shooting off fireworks in their lots, so unless he's going home for the long weekend, he's gonna be disappointed. Also: holy fuck he's got nearly $500 worth of fireworks on his bed. The Big Bad Wolf costs $120 alone and The Mobsters costs about $80. EDIT: LOL TWIN BED AND DAT PILLOWCASE.Wyświetl załącznik 2303759

i'm sure tammy jr is thrilled to see her husband spending his 7/11 job money on.......fireworks

i really think jr might be more retarded than jack is, which is quite an amazing feat

 

[AnOminous]

So to put an actual price tag on Jr's fireworks haul:
Big Bad Wolf: $120
America Rocks multi-pack: $110
The Mobsters: $80
Saturn Missle 300 shot: $35 (x2)
Outlaw Snappers box: $25
Outlaw 2000 Roll: $20
Patriot Torch: $15 (x2)
Assorted Roman Candles: $8 per 4 (x4)
200g repeater $20
Big bag of m-80's : $20 (x3)

There are two other things I couldn't identify right away, but adding it all up so far: $570

A queen sized memory foam mattress at Wal-mart: $250
Queen sized metal bed frame off Amazon: $160

Is this accounting for the fact most of these seasonal fireworks places advertise as much as 75% off? I haven't bought these lately, but nobody actually pays full price for this stuff.

 

[EnemyStand]

Is this accounting for the fact most of these seasonal fireworks places advertise as much as 75% off? I haven't bought these lately, but nobody actually pays full price for this stuff.

Yeah, that could easily be $500 bought for $100. Hell, I have a brochure filled with very nice deals from Phantom and I could easily get double or triple that for $500 this time of year. And being a pyromaniac...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"whaaaaaaaa.....i can't handle people disagreeing with me"

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Well that's because Mushbrain is wrong. And depending on certain things purple might not actually be purple. After all purple is a man made shade and the color in question in nature is actually violet. </science sperging>

Consoomer Jack is still fucking seething over the girly iMacs. Hey fatty, a quick google would tell you there's a global chip shortage. Also, him with the fucking calling again.

I think he likes calling businesses is because his stroke arm impedes him from sending out a "strongly worded" emails like back in the days (when he had two functioning arms).


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Just man up and get a PC. They're everywhere and won't cost you $1600 if you know what you're doing.

I would think a guy that runs a tech channel would know about building a PC. (waits for optimistic tags).