🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cowpies]

Hold the fucking press, is our gorl trying to lose weight?!

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Oh my, she's going to piss off the FA/HAES brigade. If she gets below 300 they may even call her a skinny bitch! Remember when body positivity was about everyone feeling comfortable with themselves, no matter what their size or shape? These days if a person below a size 24 posts with that hashtag they get bombarded with hate from deathfats.

Also, um...I just ran across this...
First gay actor to play Doctor Who? Olly Alexander set to replace Jodie Whittaker
EDIT: Mistook this person for Tess' Olly, my bad.

 

[NoReturn]

Oh my, she's going to piss off the FA/HAES brigade. If she gets below 300 they may even call her a skinny bitch! Remember when body positivity was about everyone feeling comfortable with themselves, no matter what their size or shape? These days if a person below a size 24 posts with that hashtag they get bombarded with hate from deathfats.

Also, um...I just ran across this...
First gay actor to play Doctor Who? Olly Alexander set to replace Jodie Whittaker

The current showrunners of Doctor Who seem to actively hate the IP.

 

[AbraCadaver]

May I remind you that Tess Big Fat Hypocrite once told off a fan and unfollowed them for the crime of “intentional weight loss,” which the girl heinously committed because she had an actual medical problem that not being obese would greatly alleviate.

Tess now trying for a caloric deficit on the daily is Peak Bitch.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Ah, it’s time for Tubby Tess’s quarterly attempt at weight loss. Usually lasts as long as her social media breaks. Since Tess is the type to “reward” herself with a 1,000 calorie treat for burning 100 calories doing exercise, these weight loss attempts never really go well for her.

 

[Sweet Potatoes]

Also, um...I just ran across this...
First gay actor to play Doctor Who? Olly Alexander set to replace Jodie Whittaker

This is a different Olly, not the one Tess hangs around with.

 

[Cowpies]

This is a different Olly, not the one Tess hangs around with.

My bad. Didn't know there were two scrawny gender unspecific mutants named Olly.

 

[Guntzilla]

How can she put energy into daily caloric deficit AND be the sole champion for black lives that have been smothered by white supremacy? Tess, however will you do it???????

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

How can she put energy into daily caloric deficit AND be the sole champion for black lives that have been smothered by white supremacy? Tess, however will you do it???????

I was going to chide you for having nudity in your avatar but those aren’t boobs at all

 

[Guntzilla]

I was going to chide you for having nudity in your avatar but those aren’t boobs at all

Well, I have settled on an avatar just as offensive…GlitterandLasers

 

[Cowpies]

Well, I have settled on an avatar just as offensive…GlitterandLasers

JFC I haven't been to her thread in awhile, she's on her way to being a candidate for My 600 Pound Life.

 

[NoReturn]

JFC I haven't been to her thread in awhile, she's on her way to being a candidate for My 600 Pound Life.

I dropped one of her recent TikTok earlier in the HAES thread. Her legs are the size of tree trunks.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She may have had a salad with her friends. They may have even made those comments. But what's missing from her list of ingested food is the ice cream carton she inhaled before bed, the large starbucks milkshake she got in the morning, etc. Anyone who's seen an episode of Secret Eaters knows even deathfats can be surprised at how much they absentmindedly eat every week.

But I still don't believe Tess was too stupid to realize this. Maybe too vain.

And, don't forget, too stoned. If she's blazing or doing edibles on the regular, gorl's going to get the munchies and eat all kinds of shit she won't even remember 10 minutes after eating it, when she eats something else. Fatties and weed is not a good combo (see: Chantal).

 

[Little Dark Age]

Yeah anyone who thinks there's going to be a "Tess loses weight and gets backlash" saga deserves all the . The only way that could ever happen is if she had WLS and was closely monitored, and even then people manage to fuck that up. WLS and/or pills won't make a long-term difference (and she'd probably just switch to alcohol/drugs in the interim) and she DEFINITELY isn't going to do it via sheer willpower.

This isn't me feeling sorry for her, but the fact is that Tess is not well. She's got at least a couple overlapping personality/eating disorders, and is so deep in her illness/delusion that she's making crazy public statements about being anorexic. This is not someone who is ready to face the truth about their own issues.

Eta: The fun part is that we're watching someone who cannot deal with delayed gratification. She can't bear to shut up and do the actual work, then show some progress later. No, she's definitely on her way to being a skinny legend, so she's ALREADY posting about calorie restriction and weight loss, lol. Like Anna O'Brien, breathlessly exclaiming that she can't recognize her body after weight loss, you guys! Then rapidly gaining 50 more pounds and never speaking of it again.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

My bad. Didn't know there were two scrawny gender unspecific mutants named Olly.

Actually, there are three if you include PhilosophyTube. That Olly may be the worst of the three.

 

[Tiny Fake Tree]

She isn’t trying to lose weight. Tess’s fat brain just saw “eat” and “calories”, didn’t read the rest of the message and assumed it was also from a brave anorexic like her

 

[AbraCadaver]

She isn’t trying to lose weight. Tess’s fat brain just saw “eat” and “calories”, didn’t read the rest of the message and assumed it was also from a brave anorexic like her

She’s not trying to lose weight, just trying to project the image that she’s trying to lose weight, so companies will call her back and give her work.

For years she’s been hearing from well-meaning industry sources, “you have to stop gaining, start working out and get back to the size 28 you keep claiming to be, or you won’t get any more work.”

Tess doesn’t understand and thinks SAYING you’re working out is what the fashion companies want to hear, and is just as good as actually working out and getting back to the size she claims she is. She probably thinks the clothing companies are being stubborn bastards for holding out and not falling for her Pretendilates and rushing back with model contracts.

Meanwhile no one will touch her because, on top of being too old to model and too nasty a person, she’s visibly bigger than ever and still gaining.

I always enjoy when people who think SAYING you’re doing a thing, going to do a thing, or thinking about doing a thing, and assuming that’s just as good as actually doing it, get slapped in the face with the world’s demands for actual tangible results.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I might get a stroke from the horoscope bullshit, omg...

Her gut is hanging lower and lower. Her eye-fucking herself makes it worse.

 

[bloomingcactus]

A Tess and Anna collab would be epic!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I might get a stroke from the horoscope bullshit, omg...

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Her gut is hanging lower and lower. Her eye-fucking herself makes it worse.

Oh look, she's getting faux cameltoe

 

[Water-T]

She may have had a salad with her friends. They may have even made those comments. But what's missing from her list of ingested food is the ice cream carton she inhaled before bed, the large starbucks milkshake she got in the morning, etc. Anyone who's seen an episode of Secret Eaters knows even deathfats can be surprised at how much they absentmindedly eat every week.

But I still don't believe Tess was too stupid to realize this. Maybe too vain.

I forgot that land manatees like Tess do that shit. They eat a teeny salad and unsweetened tea when dining out or in front of friends, but spend the rest of their day hoovering up pints of ice cream, dozens of cookies, and several bags of chips.

If nobody is around to see you eat, then those calories don't count, y'all!

Too bad for Tess' purple toes that THE 'BEETUS didn't get that memo!