DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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That's a pretty optimistic outlook on Phil's health.
 
Rubea Meretrix powiedział(a):
Yesterday, watched Aris play Golf. He fucked around, laughed at the game while saying the game was trash for 60$ while laughing. Some games with viewers and the usual banter.

I decided to check on our beloved blob and wow, what an interesting stream.

This man's mental development needs to be archived for the betterment of mankind. The perfect example of isolation, narcissism and alcoholism.
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Aris knows how to be an entertainer, they watch him to laugh and be entertained. Whether he's playing a game or just talking shit on his stream he knows how to make you laugh and how to keep you around and keep you listening.

Phil doesn't know how to do shit except guilt his lonely wheelchairs and make them feel like they're fighting an epic battle against "da trollz" and Daddy needs their credit cards and the 3 digits on the back to win.
 
Hey he retconned his "If I want to i can be good at games" and he admitted that he sucks at games. Is he now playing his persona "Darksucksatgaming"? I would bet he is. Hey DSAG: git gud scrub! Or stop butchering games a 4 year old can beat. You wanted to slap an 11 year old right? I bet the 11 year old could shut you up by saying "At least I don't need 8 attempts at an easy mission in GTA you goutridden fat fuck"
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth powiedział(a):
Wow. I admire her effort, and she brings up exactly what a lot of us are thinking. But yeah, it's Phil. The only way to broaden his mind is sticking dynamite in both ears, and even that might lead to infection.
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I've found her videos quite useful, in that they help to show just how detached from reality Phil is, and how crazy his situation is when viewed rationally.
 
How is Phil going to play Flight Simulator if he doesn't own a Series X? I know Microsoft said you can stream it through Xcloudon the One but haven't said if it will be available at launch.
 
A story as old as time, once difficulty ramps up in the slightest way, dsp hates the game. Its like a game wants you to take all the knowledge and skilled you've learned thru out the first half and time to finally show what you're capable of. Fuck your tutorials, DSP!
 
I just blasted through the Mii mode in like two days and it sounds like he's still on the second course, god help him if he tries the chip, putt and drive challenges for the dunes they are straight up unforgiving especially the chip approach one.
 
LostMy1stAccount powiedział(a):
He is soo fucking dumb. I seriously can't anymore.
I admit, I fell for the marketing scheme and bought Mario Golf on friday.
Guess what? I beat the story in 6 hours.

I wonder how many streams it will take Dave.
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Take HowLongToBeat daht cahm and triple their average completion times.
 
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A story as old as time, once difficulty ramps up in the slightest way, dsp hates the game. Its like a game wants you to take all the knowledge and skilled you've learned thru out the first half and time to finally show what you're capable of. Fuck your tutorials, DSP!
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I'm not sure it's fair to call this "ramping up the difficulty" when it's just a minor stage gimmick.
 
Is all of this raging really just over the tornadoes? Jesus Phil is such a smooth-brain.
 
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