DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DerichLovesNWA]

I really don’t get Phil sometimes.
He bitches about spending money on games but then he has shit like his plastic tub full of old games, Nintendo Minis, all these old physical games. That’s literally all shit he already has, $0 investment, that he could stream and make money on. Pure profit.
But he refuses to play these in favor of dropping $60 on new games and whining about how if he misses the tips goal once he’ll be streaming from a cardboard box out in an alley.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Why did Dave choose to look like Ali G?

Trinity Troon.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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He really does look like a 50-year-old trying to be a 30-year-old.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I really don’t get Phil sometimes.
He bitches about spending money on games but then he has shit like his plastic tub full of old games, Nintendo Minis, all these old physical games. That’s literally all shit he already has, $0 investment, that he could stream and make money on. Pure profit.
But he refuses to play these in favor of dropping $60 on new games and whining about how if he misses the tips goal once he’ll be streaming from a cardboard box out in an alley.

But the new games bring the viewership dood! Agree he could spend less money on his "business"

 

[Planettenon]

Vegan Gains in his chat?! Lol.

Is Mario golf challenging (for a kid's game)? Dude's legit waging.

 

[tzgnilki]

I have no clue about this suicide but let me guess. Mean people said mean things on KiwiFarms and when I read it, it made me really sad and I wanted to die. It's all their fault.

Police please shut down the internet because of the mean people not being nice to me.

here's the suicide note, and here's the kiwi thread

 

[gh0stzero]

25 minutes that boil down to "Completely change yourself."

too bad Phil will be too busy nervously chewing fingers to actually watch the video

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Jesus Christ he's having another RE3 "TELL ME WHAT TO DO" moment. Currently sitting at the Switch home screen staring at chat,

 

[ManakaLaala]

Phil has now paused Mario Golf and demanding chat tell him how to play the game.

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP is pausing the stream and going off the rails and begging chat to hand hold him in a Mario-like golfing game. Oh my god.

 

[EarwaxGourmet]

Baby rage over a literal kids game right now.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He could live for years on the equity in his house if he stopped streaming today.

Yeah, if he stopped playing gacha, and no way that's happening.

 

[Watamelon]

Yesterday, watched Aris play Golf. He fucked around, laughed at the game while saying the game was trash for 60$ while laughing. Some games with viewers and the usual banter.

I decided to check on our beloved blob and wow, what an interesting stream.

This man's mental development needs to be archived for the betterment of mankind. The perfect example of isolation, narcissism and alcoholism.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Fuck you nintendo, fuck you...

No, really, FUCK YOU! Fuck your mother!"

 

[Planettenon]

FUCK YOU NINTENDO!! NO, SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU!

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

He is genuinely fucking angry at a babby game. An1337 clip dropping in 3... 2... 1...

 

[SPhobos]

Does he have to use a mii for this game mode or is his ego just so fucking bloated that he thinks people rather see him play as a ghoulish recreation of himself rather than a fucking Mario character?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hot off the press:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HXVN6j4e8vY
EDIT: Hey Snow Karl, I'm sure you read here. Next time you throw quarters at the pig ask him about this video.

Wow. I admire her effort, and she brings up exactly what a lot of us are thinking. But yeah, it's Phil. The only way to broaden his mind is sticking dynamite in both ears, and even that might lead to infection.

 

[Iron Hamster]

here's the suicide note, and here's the kiwi thread

Honestly the suicide note is on page one from 2014 if he was going to leave one.

 

[David Davidson]

"Why didn't they put a tutorial on how the tornadoes work?"
Probably because they assumed you had more than two brain cells. I feel bad for modern game devs that have to hand hold people because of people like Phil.