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Radical Goodspeed powiedział(a):
I don't follow Yaniv closely enough to know if he's the type to an hero? It doesn't sound like he's responsible enough to maintain the health routines he needs to survive, so diabetes or this could just as easily overwhelm his capabilities. I don't deny he's bound for the 41% at this point, but I always fixate on intentionals versus Darwin winners.
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Normally I'd say he's too much of a narcissist to ever contemplate an heroing.

On the other hand, his entire raison d'être is he's a massive pervert that gets off on forcing women and girls to look at his genitals. While the surgery would have stymied his masturbation attempts, his "clitoris" falling off is forcing him to confront that he has permanently destroyed his capacity for sexual pleasure. I guess there's always the elusive prostate orgasm, but HRT shrinks the prostate and as far as I'm aware Yaniv doesn't shove things up his ass.

Whether or not he an heroes is probably contingent on if he's able to still get some form of sexual fulfilment from mere abstract situations and thoughts.

Kosher Dill powiedział(a):
I hope he gets a new one transplanted on. And then another when that one falls off, and so on ad infinitum.
I also hoped Steve Jobs got like 20 new pancreases, but alas it was not to be.
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He might be able to get some sort of cosmetic procedure done, but there's no way in hell he'd be able to get anything transplanted there. Penis transplants have only recently been successful and require many hours of complex surgery and a usable penis to be transplanted - they're not going to waste that on shaving a viable penis head down to clit size for Yaniv, if it even would be feasible to connect it to whatever horrorshow is going on down there.

Yaniv's basically never going to have an orgasm ever again, and there's nobody he can sue and no surgery he can get to ever bring that back.
 
AssignedEva powiedział(a):
Normally I'd say he's too much of a narcissist to ever contemplate an heroing.

On the other hand, his entire raison d'être is he's a massive pervert that gets off on forcing women and girls to look at his genitals. While the surgery would have stymied his masturbation attempts, his "clitoris" falling off is forcing him to confront that he has permanently destroyed his capacity for sexual pleasure. I guess there's always the elusive prostate orgasm, but HRT shrinks the prostate and as far as I'm aware Yaniv doesn't shove things up his ass.

Whether or not he an heroes is probably contingent on if he's able to still get some form of sexual fulfilment from mere abstract situations and thoughts.


He might be able to get some sort of cosmetic procedure done, but there's no way in hell he'd be able to get anything transplanted there. Penis transplants have only recently been successful and require many hours of complex surgery and a usable penis to be transplanted - they're not going to waste that on shaving a viable penis head down to clit size for Yaniv, if it even would be feasible to connect it to whatever horrorshow is going on down there.

Yaniv's basically never going to have an orgasm ever again, and there's nobody he can sue and no surgery he can get to ever bring that back.
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Even if the clinic strangely offered to help out in some way I don't think any "reconstruction" or tinkering could be done for approx 9-12 months anyway iirc. God only knows what they'd be able to offer him anyway as he hasn't got any bits left to work with.
 
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Jonathan Yaniv is becoming a real life Vidiian.
 
i'm unfamiliar with amholes, but isn't the inside of it made from penile skin? wouldn't there still be some feeling there from it? well, provided it too did not rot off.

someone send that clip where he admits it's his fault to those surgeons.

tbh, the reddit etc. censoring of the horror stories is best thing they do. i feel genuinely sorry for the legitimately deluded who get the consequences, but the AGPs? live for your fetish, die for your fetish.
 
Do you ladies not just hate it when your clit just randomly falls off. :story:
The thought of the fact that the remnants of Jonathans mangled bell end is just randomly lying about some where in Surrey has me rolling the floor laughing.
 
ulsterscotsman powiedział(a):
Do you ladies not just hate it when your clit just randomly falls off. :story:
The thought of the fact that the remnants of Jonathans mangled bell end is just randomly lying about some where in Surrey has me rolling the floor laughing.
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If that thought ever stops amusing you, just imagine some guy stepping on the clit, slipping and doing a pratfall.
 
WGkitty powiedział(a):
Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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Oh god, the schadenfreude levels are beyond anything I could have ever imagined! It's like taking a huge whiff of nitrous oxide over here! :story:

While this COULD be an excuse to never have to bring up his faked neovagoo again in the future, I really don't believe that anyone would subject themself to this level of humiliation if it wasn't true. Everything now follows a pattern: rushed recovery after surgery and not caring for it properly leading to to fucking parts dropping off. I can only imagine what his neglected, mangled meat must smell like, and he probably never dialates it from pain so it will soon seal up if it hasn't already.

Our boy has made himself a nullo!!!
 
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