DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FamicomGorby]

HIS VEST RACK JUST FELL OFF THE WALL.

Again?

He doesn't even need to attach it to a stud, these dry wall anchors would work fine for something that light.

Hmm, does Dave not own a drill and that's why he continues to use those 3m command strips?

If Philbert is going to introduce a new health saga instead of going with muh back, gout or dual-AC-induced ear infections it'll definitely be the King Kong of pretend Karen conditions: fibromyalgia

Health saga, real or not, is only gonna be for something that Dave can beg for monies for "treatment".

Dental saga would actually probably be in more Dave's favor for fake sympathy monies. Dental work costs money, the kind that Dave would fake/probably actually needs costs a lot of money. Best of all for Dave it's not something anyone could really visually confirm on stream.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Oh boy, how much is the insulin again?

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Phil's rant last night has got me wondering how low his viewership has to get before he considers lowering the tips goal. Would he stream just to Derich and still want the $100?

"Alright Derich I see you haven't tipped in 5 minutes, I would love to put a vest on for you but we gotta hit the goal man".

 

[Hogan of the South]

Phil is going to get jack shit from his parents. Phil's dad is like 62 and despite Phil's 'muh parents could die at any moment' preemptive grave-dancing the only issue Phil's dad has is some minor back pain issues. Phil's dad, who lifted weights for decades as a hobby, is most likely not about to die for at least 2 decades.
Phil's mom is like 67? and a lifelong smoker. Phil's mom doesn't have any money besides whatever she can get from Phil's dad. She is going to have increasingly worse health complications that will be a drain on his dad's money until she dies.

There is no reason to think Phil will get his parents estate until Phil is in his mid-60's. It likely won't be that much and he'll have to split it with his adopted sister Melissa.

Idk that luck of his is just so powerful and when that pigroach luck happens and strikes his father down from explosive gout or whatever runs in that chunky marinara bloodline we will see.

But you might be right, they can’t be that ancient and easily defeated just yet. It’s gonna be an amazing arc in the anime though. The family feud!

 

[Leon Breitling]

HIS VEST RACK JUST FELL OFF THE WALL.

Reminds me of that dumb tweet (or it might have been an instagram post, I don't remember) where he said something like "A good craftsman keeps his tools organized" or some such nonsense that doesn't apply to him in the slightest. The first time I saw it I immediately thought of another phrase, "A poor craftsman blames his tools." To this very day, he proclaims that game devs still suck, they've lost their ways, they don't know what they're doing.

 

[Frogga]

Hmm, does Dave not own a drill and that's why he continues to use those 3m command strips?

Nope, he's lived in his current house for 7 years and still doesn't own any power tools. Time to add "power drill" to the long list of things Phil needs to buy but can never afford, even though you can buy a decent power drill set for about $50 or less.

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Here's the full clip of the vest rack falling off the wall. He goes on about how it's so hot that all the pictures around his house might start falling down since he used velcro adhesive to hang up everything.

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Reminds me of that dumb tweet (or it might have been an instagram post, I don't remember) where he said something like "A good craftsman keeps his tools organized" or some such nonsense that doesn't apply to him in the slightest. The first time I saw it I immediately thought of another phrase, "A poor craftsman blames his tools." To this very day, he proclaims that game devs still suck, they've lost their ways, they don't know what they're doing.

That would be this post on Instagram.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Nope, he's lived in his current house for 7 years and still doesn't own any power tools. Time to add "power drill" to the long list of things Phil needs to buy but can never afford, even though you can buy a decent power drill set for about $50 or less.
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Here's the full clip of the vest rack falling off the wall. He goes on about how it's so hot that all the pictures around his house might start falling down since he used velcro adhesive to hang up everything.
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"If I can afford one", a basic ass drill is fucking $40~60.

Also it's like 80 in his office, that definitely did not melt the adhesive.

More importantly though, can Dave not use a fucking hammer is my next question cause pictures hangers are the most basic DIY thing that you could possibly do.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He goes on about how it's so hot that all the pictures around his house might start falling down since he used velcro adhesive to hang up everything.

Who the fuck does that?????

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

You guys use plasterboard/drywall?

If so you don't even need a drill
You use a screwdriver and a plasterboard screw

 

[TurdFondler]

E Z anchors are like $3 a piece you nudniks, not including the screws and screwdriver. He can't afford that without starving his wife and son.

 

[Wurstbrot]

"If I can afford one", a basic ass drill is fucking $40~60.

Also it's like 80 in his office, that definitely did not melt the adhesive.

More importantly though, can Dave not use a fucking hammer is my next question cause pictures hangers are the most basic DIY thing that you could possibly do.

Who the fuck does that?????

Listen, Phil treats his WAkhando like a rare action figurine, call it WAlverine. He will put a funny hat on his house, furnish and lay down the carpet, but won't drill value reducing holes so he can resell the object originally packaged. The answer is resell value.

 

[Coke Zero]

Who the fuck does that?????

An idiot. His dad really failed at teaching phil basic life skills. I'm still blown away that a 40 year old homeowner doesn't own a drill or know how to use one even if he did. You can buy really basic drills from places like target for like 20 bucks, that would work for just hanging shit up around the house.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Phil's rant last night has got me wondering how low his viewership has to get before he considers lowering the tips goal. Would he stream just to Derich and still want the $100?

"Alright Derich I see you haven't tipped in 5 minutes, I would love to put a vest on for you but we gotta hit the goal man".

Derich you said you wanted me to play this man so I don't understand why you're not paying me. Ughughugh

 

[white gorilla glue]

You use a screwdriver and a plasterboard screw

...

do you really think Phillip can generate enough torque to screw in to drywall?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Derich you said you wanted me to play this man so I don't understand why you're not paying me. Ughughugh

Hanging all the stuff on your walls with adhesive velcro is bad enough. Admitting it publicly is worse. The guy has the self-awareness of a mosquito.

 

[ZehnBoat]

An idiot. His dad really failed at teaching phil basic life skills. I'm still blown away that a 40 year old homeowner doesn't own a drill or know how to use one even if he did. You can buy really basic drills from places like target for like 20 bucks, that would work for just hanging shit up around the house.

*snort* i don't do house culture, okay? why should i have my dad teach me when i can have him do it himself.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Hanging all the stuff on your walls with adhesive velcro is bad enough. Admitting it publicly is worse. The guy has the self-awareness of a mosquito.

I tried to do that once as getting a row of pictures level using hooks is a pain. Bought the ultra strong strips that are rated up to about 7kg - held an A3 frame up for about 45 minutes.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I'm sure he's full of shit, but he's claiming that the heat caused the adhesive to loosen and make his vest rack fall. Anyone remember what time of year/relative temperature the previous falls were so we can disprove another of his idiotic statements?

Edit: PigPigGo to the rescue, shows him in December saying that he only leaves the light vests on the rack because the heavy ones make it fall. So he has the other vests on the floor.

Here he is in October talking about it like it just happened.

 

[Iron Hamster]

HIS VEST RACK JUST FELL OFF THE WALL.

Just listening to this on bacon sweats. Holy fuck he is stupid.

Man, Phil really loves this game! That's why he's playing it again on monday!
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Of course, it's not about the $50 he gets from ThePastryarchy whenever he plays it, no sir!

It also appears he's not verifying tips based on the no message rant.

That's not even good enough, recorded begging speech at $65
He REALLY needs your support, the past few streams have been really slow...
And as a bonus, he expressed more SAWLT about one person being the bulk of the Tips Goal. This is the rest of your life, Phil. That's not changing anytime soon.

What a fucking begment that was. He's >II< this close to demanding people pay him if they watch anything he does.

he'll have to split it with his adopted sister Melissa.

Plot twist: It's all left to her anyway.

Phil's life is so enriched and varied that he only mentioned the heatwave five times in 24 hours.

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Wait........I thought the alleged wife's schedule dictated the day off.

Phil's rant last night has got me wondering how low his viewership has to get before he considers lowering the tips goal. Would he stream just to Derich and still want the $100?

"Alright Derich I see you haven't tipped in 5 minutes, I would love to put a vest on for you but we gotta hit the goal man".

How about his baby tantrum over putting on the glasses, a reward he himself instituted. He fucking hates having to hold up any end of a bargain.

 

[Frogga]

Anyone remember what time of year/relative temperature the previous falls were so we can disprove another of his idiotic statements?

Fell on October 10th

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