DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I know people hate giving LonelyCoffee attention, but I personally find it hilarious how this guy is the personification of that "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme, and I love seeing him act like the pathetic loser he is.

He acts like Phil's bitch "ironically" because he thinks people get mad when they see someone treating Phil with respect while giving him money. I'm sure there are some retarded detractors that do, but I'd wager that most people, at least here in the Farms, just laugh at how pathetic he is.
The glory years of OIC's life will be dickriding a fat beggar as a forum calls him a faggot constantly. I'm all for it.
 
I know people hate giving LonelyCoffee attention
It's not so much giving him the attention he craves that's a problem, if the dude gets off on some deranged internet strangers saying his name, good for him. It's more so in my opinion that he's a boring person and the commentary surrounding him his very repetitive. Giving Phil money doesn't make him an interesting person in the scope of the DSPsphere unfortunately.
Also people frequently quote his comments but he's a consistant liar and I'd sooner trust DSP with my finances than anything OIC says.
 
Phil's streaming career is slowly coming to an end. His attendance is lower than a lot of small streamers, his chat is locked up and people can't even be bothered to troll. He's been kept afloat by the smallest number of whale's that he's likely ever had, and his stream toxicity is even getting too much for Jakileez.

He will probably continue to stream, but he's dying slowly and painfully.

The end times are coming, and when Phil gets desperate, he gets funny.

Phil doesn't need veiwers, only whales. Until we get the black begging shirt and 'state of the stream' address, I don't think the SS Burnell is going to be sinking just yet.
 
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No one would touch Phil, I think the most likely is faking a crippled back again or some accident.
AIDS is definitely not believable with him. My Gut is all in on Heart disease but damn, cancer is a close close second. The only way the aids would happen is if khat got it from someone else maybe at work or who knows where and then actually slept with her piggy wiggy which we know is also unlikely
 
I got a weird feeling that Phil will complain about his sinus soon. He'll say the double AC running blew dust and Jaspers fur into his face along with the heat fucked with him.

Also read he's bringing his back issues up again..

Step outside and let that Seattle Air cure you again Phil.
 
Phil doesn't need veiwers, only whales. Until we get the black begging shirt and 'state of the stream' address, I don't think the SS Burnell is going to be sinking just yet.
Surviving on the generosity of whales is an unsustainable business model, his entire livelihood is being funded by a very small group of people that a moments notice could choose to stop at the flick of a switch.

The scary (well funny for us) part about this, is that I don't think Phil realises this at all...
 
I know people hate giving LonelyCoffee attention, but I personally find it hilarious how this guy is the personification of that "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme, and I love seeing him act like the pathetic loser he is.

He acts like Phil's bitch "ironically" because he thinks people get mad when they see someone treating Phil with respect while giving him money. I'm sure there are some retarded detractors that do, but I'd wager that most people, at least here in the Farms, just laugh at how pathetic he is.
You're 100% correct there. The only thing that's frustrating is the fact that those faggots can't even be entertaining anymore... C'mon, make a sock account called 'FuckKiwiFarms' and drop thousands of dolars in a week, at least to make us laugh a bit...

It's just sad and pathetic now... OiC and KGhaleon just adapted the 'I'm going to suck Phil's dick so hard that it will make people terrified and confused. Then, if someone says something, I'll just say they fell for it! Hahahaha trolled! XD XD XD!!!'.

Where's that shialabutt retard? I loved when he tipped just screaming 'TROLLS LOST!' lmao
 
It really is shocking just how quickly it fell apart, entirely due to self-sabotage.
I disagree. I think it's been on a steep decline at minimum since Machinima dropped him, which was over four years ago.

He's been surviving, but every year brings diminishing returns. There is no reason for him to fully stop until he is actually banned from the platforms entirely.

He's still technically making $100K/year, even with only 3-4 whales. He has much further to drop. I think it's more likely we'll see him move before we see him stop streaming. Eventually DSP will have no other choice but to take all the equity that he lucked into with the WA condo and sell it.
 
Surviving on the generosity of whales is an unsustainable business model, his entire livelihood is being funded by a very small group of people that a moments notice could choose to stop at the flick of a switch.

The scary (well funny for us) part about this, is that I don't think Phil realises this at all...

Phil doesn't look beyond his weekly schedule and all money he gets is spent immediatly, nonetheless he manages a comfy existance in his condo and has done for the past few years riding soley off whales. Hell, these past few months were his most profitable. It is absolutely an unsustainable house of cards that will collapse eventually but Phil's luck manages to keep him riding that wave for longer than should be feasbily be possible but it's always going to be a matter of when rather than if.
 
Phil doesn't need veiwers, only whales. Until we get the black begging shirt and 'state of the stream' address, I don't think the SS Burnell is going to be sinking just yet.
If you're waiting for DSP to alert you that the ship is sinking you're going to be one of the last people to know about it. DSP is in deep denial about the downward spiral his career is taking and it shows any time anyone brings up how slow his chat is or how few viewers are watching. DSP can't even begin to realize his streaming career is over, his mind wouldn't let him accept it.
 
Phil doesn't look beyond his weekly schedule and all money he gets is spent immediatly, nonetheless he manages a comfy existance in his condo and has done for the past few years riding soley off whales. Hell, these past few months were his most profitable. It is absolutely an unsustainable house of cards that will collapse eventually but Phil's luck manages to keep him riding that wave for longer than should be feasbily be possible but it's always going to be a matter of when rather than if.
I'd like to pose a question to the DSP experts of this esteemed body. Is there any way at all that DSP can parlay his current situation into a sustainable business model? Hypothetically, say he unlearns years of pigroach habits overnight, starts engaging with his chat, and gains the work ethic of a normal person. Would even that save him, or is his reputation too irrevocably fucked for even the most drastic of changes to save him?
 
If you're waiting for DSP to alert you that the ship is sinking you're going to be one of the last people to know about it. DSP is in deep denial about the downward spiral his career is taking and it shows any time anyone brings up how slow his chat is or how few viewers are watching. DSP can't even begin to realize his streaming career is over, his mind wouldn't let him accept it.

On the contrary, the moment there isn't enough cash for Phil's WWE fix you can bet he'll be rocking and begging for tips. Give it a week of no vests and he'll be throwing up the prayer-hands to the camera. Phil is in absolute denial about nearly everything but he's very aware of how much money he has to fritter away, if that starts to dry up he will turn the beg up to eleven.

I'd like to pose a question to the DSP experts of this esteemed body. Is there any way at all that DSP can parlay his current situation into a sustainable business model? Hypothetically, say he unlearns years of pigroach habits overnight, starts engaging with his chat, and gains the work ethic of a normal person. Would even that save him, or is his reputation too irrevocably fucked for even the most drastic of changes to save him?

No. His reputation is trashed after 12+ years of being a fat-headed idiot and only a handful of Kiwis and twitter people really give a shit about what he does, to the wider world he is nothing more than an occasional sideshow and even if he did reform his ways in an ebenzeer scrooge way, it's too little too late.
 
Man, his takes are stupider than usual today. First the beach rant, then Darkstalkers collection selling well, and then that rereleasing old games takes more effort than making new content for new games. The Seattle heat must be getting to him.
He said so much crazy shit today and didn't see anyone mention one of the more delusional takes.

Not gonna go get exact quotes but his retarded take paraphrased was in response to a chatter -

"YouTube revenue plummeted in 2017 and never recovered! They changed their algorithm and fucked everything up! If they hadn't changed it, I wouldn't have had to switch to crowd-funding (read: pathetic begging) You don't know what you're talking about, moron."
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I don't know about profit margins but in 2020 YT revenue accounted for 10% of Google's revenue. It's a major part of Google now, not some small off-shoot with infinite Google money to throw around like Dave would like to have you believe.
(I mean think about it, why would someone who never goes outside care about the weather in the future?)
I rarely use "disagree" but Phil has very little to talk about because he literally has no life. Weather has been a huge part of his pre-schtream stalling for years now. He knew this was coming and he just defers to victimhood evéry single opportunity he gets.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
On the eastern front was arguably Hitler's greatest mistake- attacking Russia in the winter
No. No one willingly attacks Russia in winter. Napoleon didn't and neither did Hitler. Hitler just dicked around by being a prima donna. Firstly, towards his generals by constantly changing his goals and thus who got supplied. Secondly, by that asinine demand to halt an offensive until they could use his Panther tanks. I think it was the Panther... Whats more is the 40s were cold. Like record breaking cold that Winter. Like coldest Russia had been since 1812 weirdly. Because the Eastern Orthodoxy might be the one true religion guys.

But if you wanna talk about foolish winter offensives devised by Hitler. Talk about the Battle of the Bulge. Speaking of...

Its optimistic as balls, but yes, I think DSP is finally hitting the beginning of the end. Or I guess to follow with my WW2 spergery. The end of the beginning. The untenable seems to finally be running out of luck. Because, I think without gifted subs, he is actually in trouble. I fully subscribe to the concept that he uses the check to pay bills, and tips to pay his demons. And even if he has his behind the scenes support on the former. I don't think he posseses the fortitude to use tips to actually pay bills until its high time and then he has to ramp up the begging.

And frankly, the gap he has to make between his bills money and raising tips is widening. He will stumble soon. And thats what I am excited for. It won't be soon. And it won't be big. But it will come in the form of him snapping because he actually couldn't go eat out one week.
 
a thought just popped into my head
does phil literally think all people do at the beach is lounge around?
his bitching about "beach culture" all he brought up laying around
he does know people surf, and other things right? he can't be that retar, can he?
 
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