DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Surly Muppet powiedział(a):
In discussing why he doesn't want to live in Seattle/a city, Phil addressed the statement that the city has better restaurants. Phil said that there are a few good restaurants, but the pollution, crime, cost of living, etc., are all worse. So, Phil says, you can just drive into the city every so often and just go to the restaurants and then come home. That's what he does.

1. Phil is admitting that he drives into Seattle to eat at restaurants, but has no money.
2. This logic is sound. But it begs the question why he needs to live in an expensive area of an expensive state considering he could be doing exactly the same thing elsewhere, including closer to his parents, for a much lower cost of living.

Phil went on to say he got stir crazy last year. He wants to go out to a restaurant every so often. But he does prefer staying home 'way more than most other people'.
When you're broke, it's crucial that you only leave the house with the express intent of spending extra money on something you could have done at home, but chose to go out for instead. Going for a walk in a park? Fuck that.
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Hey now, expecting sound financial decisions from a 40-year old is a lil too much to ask, don't you think? For Christ's sake man, he only makes $120k/year!
 
Fill Bern El powiedział(a):
DSP's "jahb" is so time intensive he doesn't have time to make friends. If he MADE MORE MONEY, he could then stream less and make friends.

So I guess poor people don't have friends? How the fuck is this his logic?
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Who the fuck doesn't have time to have friends??? I'm sure fucking North English 18th century steel factory workers who worked 14 hour shifts had friends. Just admit that you're a hermit who's afraid of other people, Phil.
 
Can I just quickly interject with how fucking dumb DSP is with this AC/heat shit? He lives in a house without central air, his biggest problem isn't the heat itself it's that his house has no airflow. Just buy an inexpensive box fan or other fan designed mainly to move air and boom your middle unit condo no longer feels like a hotbox. He could have the AC constantly set to 20 but air just sitting without a fan will always feel stuffy and hotter than it is.
 
Planettenon powiedział(a):
Quite a bit of dsp's new fans seem to come from england with how much they talk about fish and chips, and mash.
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They've almost always come from the UK. On twitch plenty of his fans talked about going to"uni". Yeah, I got it and not poking at that. I find it funny most of his fans are 20 years his junior. Only people I'd laugh at are Scottish sheep f*ckers. England and Ireland(I know its not UK except what Northern) usually get a pass from me. Pretty sure Wales is the UK version of Canada and no one gives a shit about them.
TheGreatWhiteNorth powiedział(a):
Here, I tried to fix it again. Sorry for the eyesore with the colours.
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Absolute Modern Day Masterpiece! You forgot to add "kid" in there somewhere.
Comma powiedział(a):
DSP is so obsessed with the tips goal and reaching 50% of it, he types $50 instead of $52.

Basic Math 48+4=50.mp4
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C'mon Comma! You know Dave rounds to the closest zero for easy addition. His insistence to round peoples tips that have change included is lazy too. 1.30 will be $1 and 1.75 will still be $1
 
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Comma powiedział(a):
DSP is so obsessed with the tips goal and reaching 50% of it, he types $50 instead of $52.

Basic Math 48+4=50.mp4
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On a side note: of all things that DSP did to his channel, adding this fucking idiotic $4.20 emote is one of the best, if not the best one of them.
The amount of retards tipping $4.20 just so they can trigger this nonsensical animation is astounding. Also, 4.20 dood, amirite? Smoke the herb dood ack ack ack

Fucking retarded lmao
 
GunnlaugurSassoon powiedział(a):
Can I just quickly interject with how fucking dumb DSP is with this AC/heat shit? He lives in a house without central air, his biggest problem isn't the heat itself it's that his house has no airflow. Just buy an inexpensive box fan or other fan designed mainly to move air and boom your middle unit condo no longer feels like a hotbox. He could have the AC constantly set to 20 but air just sitting without a fan will always feel stuffy and hotter than it is.
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To add to that, it's clear that even in an era where all of the info in the world is literally at your fingertips, Dave has zero curiosity in understanding the world around him, this AC situation is a prime example of that.

Rather than ask himself why his office is 80+ degrees when his AC unit is running full blast (hint: it's cause your fucking door is open, allowing the heat from the rest of your house to roll right in), he goes, "my AC is running full blast I don't get it!" like a literal caveman. This is the oil in the BMW situation all over again.

So clearly he thinks two shitty single room AC units have the capability to remove all of the latent heat energy from his house, right? In that case Dave, just leave your fucking fridge open so that your entire downstairs can be cooled off too, I'm sure that'll work!

I would absolutely not be surprised if he blows up his AC compressor(s) by Monday since it's projected to be 10-15 degrees hotter that day and he's already doing this dumb shit.
 
Piece of Peace powiedział(a):
To add to that, it's clear that even in an era where all of the info in the world is literally at your fingertips, Dave has zero curiosity in understanding the world around him, this AC situation is a prime example of that.

Rather than ask himself why his office is 80+ degrees when his AC unit is running full blast (hint: it's cause your fucking door is open, allowing the heat from the rest of your house to roll right in), he goes, "my AC is running full blast I don't get it!" like a literal caveman. This is the oil in the BMW situation all over again.

So clearly he thinks two shitty single room AC units have the capability to remove all of the latent heat energy from his house, right? In that case Dave, just leave your fucking fridge open so that your entire downstairs can be cooled off too, it's basically the same thing!

I would absolutely not be surprised if he blows up his AC compressor(s) by Monday since it's projected to be 10-15 degrees hotter that day and he's already doing this dumb shit.
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His "well maintained" energy efficient electronics are on all day/night and closes the door when he's not in the office too. I agree about his A/C possible going out with the heatwave.
 
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Fill Bern El powiedział(a):
DSP's "jahb" is so time intensive he doesn't have time to make friends. If he MADE MORE MONEY, he could then stream less and make friends.

So I guess poor people don't have friends? How the fuck is this his logic?
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Tons of people make friends at their job even streamers make friends streaming. His logic is so far gone it's not surprising when he says things like this.
 
“I’m not going to talk about me trying to get vaccinated”.

Did Phil just confirm what we already knew? Guess Kat's schedule just didn't match up with his "convenience".
 
Fill Bern El powiedział(a):
DSP's "jahb" is so time intensive he doesn't have time to make friends. If he MADE MORE MONEY, he could then stream less and make friends.
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Not enough time to make mere friends, but somehow has enough to fall for a horse so passionately he marries her in a matter of months.

You know, I'm really starting to believe this isn't the love story we were sold.
 
We just had another narrative fuckup.
Someone said they're getting a tipping error as they try to tip. Phil is investigating, wondering if that's the reason no tips have come through for 2 hours.
Chat is quick to point out... Pookie tipped $23 over break - nowhere near 2 hours ago. Phil acknowledges that and says that's correct... then says that no tips have come in for 'a long time' just 2 minutes later.
So Pookie obviously either didn't actually tip during break, or gave Phil money via something other than StreamElements and Phil very obviously doesn't want to admit this even while being desperately concerned that tipping may currently be broken.

Phil, please don't forget your narrative. Pookie/SilentBob/OMM all totally tip through StreamElements and their tips just mysteriously don't trigger popups, and they definitely all tip over break... and this is all normal and above board.

I know OiC got attention, but this is quietly one of the shiftiest, longstanding operations he is running. Something about this is exceptionally shady and he knows this.
 
Surly Muppet powiedział(a):
We just had another narrative fuckup.
Someone said they're getting a tipping error as they try to tip. Phil is investigating, wondering if that's the reason no tips have come through for 2 hours.
Chat is quick to point out... Pookie tipped $23 over break - nowhere near 2 hours ago. Phil acknowledges that and says that's correct... then says that no tips have come in for 'a long time' just 2 minutes later.
So Pookie obviously either didn't actually tip during break, or gave Phil money via something other than StreamElements and Phil very obviously doesn't want to admit this even while being desperately concerned that tipping may currently be broken.

Phil, please don't forget your narrative. Pookie/SilentBob/OMM all totally tip through StreamElements and their tips just mysteriously don't trigger popups, and they definitely all tip over break... and this is all normal and above board.

I know OiC got attention, but this is quietly one of the shiftiest, longstanding operations he is running. Something about this is exceptionally shady and he knows this.
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For some additional context:

- Latest tip prior was at 1:47 pm.
- Went on lunch break from 2:33 pm to 3:04 pm (Pookie will have allegedly tipped $23 during this time).
- At 3:17 pm, made statement that last tip was "over 2 hours ago" (AT WORST, Pookie's tip would have been <45 minutes ago).

Extremely under-handed, and I think that this effectively proves your theory about these hidden contributions.
 
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