DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Yeah this is something I just noticed.

Honestly the DSPhere is so surreal at this point, no one in there seems to be even remotely close to normal and it only seems to get worse and worse
Derich is definitely the most surreal member of this crazy sphere other than Dave. Where else will I see a mentally retarded man shouting out pornstars and watching bottom barrel streamers like Phil?
 
Yeah this is something I just noticed.

Honestly the DSPhere is so surreal at this point, no one in there seems to be even remotely close to normal and it only seems to get worse and worse
This fascinates me. How do these people find him in the first place? And how do they have disposable income to give the guy a hundo every day? He's like the Pied Piper for the sub-80 I.Q. crowd.
 
So with only a few days in June left, I wonder what specific reason caused OIC to not just make 100 sock youtube channels to become a member to Dave? I wouldn't think it's a money issue, and I don't suppose it would be a time issue as making 100 accounts wouldn't take more than an hour. Maybe the payment process is a bit different? idk
 
Christ, Phil barely even qualifies as human, anymore. He's so far detached not only from reality, but from the rest of the species, that he's little more than an insect wearing a decomposing flesh suit. There've been documentaries made about the negative side-effects of near-total isolation in human beings, and the case study done of Phil will serve as his sole contribution to the human race.

People's behaviors are at least partly regulated by society. We know what behaviors are appropriate and inappropriate based on reception from our fellow man. You don't just start screaming bloody-murder in a crowded restaurant because that disrupts other diners, who will look at you in annoyance, resentment, or even hatred. Having a goddamn 8,000+ page thread devoted entirely to your fuck-ups and shortcomings as a person would make any halfway rational person take a step back and reflect upon their life choices up to that point.

But Phil has almost completely quarantined himself from social interaction. The only opportunity for regulation he gets comes from either yes-man paypigs, or mentally-stunted outcasts. And even then, ranting to a fucking chat box he moderates with more heavy-handed censorship than the Chinese government hardly qualifies as interaction.

I don't know where or how this all started - if his parents are responsible for it; his worthless 4th Place "victory"; his sudden YouTube fame; or if this is just how his brain is naturally wired, but Phil's refusal to question, to reflect, or to just look in a goddamn mirror ensures that he will continue to deteriorate until he finally kicks the bucket.
 
Something new I noticed during Phil's Pre-Stream:
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What are the odds that this is bullshit, and if one of his fans wanted him to play these on stream (which to be honest, would be a good idea since you don't see many people streaming arcade games), he'd do his usual "it's too hard, dood!" and "muh PC"?
 
This fascinates me. How do these people find him in the first place? And how do they have disposable income to give the guy a hundo every day? He's like the Pied Piper for the sub-80 I.Q. crowd.
1) It's not "disposible."

2) It actually makes perfect sense. They project themselves onto DSP. Every time they help DSP hit another tips goal is another "No, fuck you, Dad!" They see Kiwi Farms as their school yard bullies and DSP as their hero, as sad as it sounds.
 
Something new I noticed during Phil's Pre-Stream:
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What are the odds that this is bullshit, and if one of his fans wanted him to play these on stream (which to be honest, would be a good idea since you don't see many people streaming arcade games), he'd do his usual "it's too hard, dood!" and "muh PC"?
I got news for you, he did actually play one of these games, just not on stream. Went exactly how you would think.
 
I got news for you, he did actually play one of these games, just not on stream. Went exactly how you would think.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvRt8DfytZE:534

But was it the arcade version? Most likely he sucked at those, and blew all of his allowance on them.

In other words, the arcade was training him for adult life with gatcha games.

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What font doesn't have apostrophes?

Crappy freeware fonts that are totally not intended for blocks of text.
 
1) It's not "disposible."

2) It actually makes perfect sense. They project themselves onto DSP. Every time they help DSP hit another tips goal is another "No, fuck you, Dad!" They see Kiwi Farms as their school yard bullies and DSP as their hero, as sad as it sounds.
Considering that Phil's viewers are mentally ill blue collar workers, the second point you made makes perfect sense. Why be a mentally ill person who gets paid jack shit when you can be a man who makes six digits a year (ignoring all of the shit that goes on)?
 
Did that idiot just say houses in Washington don't have A/C because they've never had high temps before?

"Washington: Hottest temperature ever recorded: 118°F at Ice Harbor Dam on 5 August 1961 and at Wahluke on 24 July 1928. "

No moron, people don't have A/C because they would only be used once every five years or so. My blood pressure can't take much more of this.
 
DSP intentionally pausing the game to rant about Renton vs. Seattle was definitely not expected by me today.

Why does he get so defensive about living in renton lmao? YOU CHOSE TO LIVE THERE DSP. Who cares about the price of actually living in Seattle?
 
DSP intentionally pausing the game to rant about Renton vs. Seattle was definitely not expected by me today.

Why does he get so defensive about living in renton lmao? YOU CHOSE TO LIVE THERE DSP. Who cares about the price of actually living in Seattle?
By his own logic he's an idiot for moving to Renton! He could do his job from BFE and save a fortune.

Oh God, now "Am I a homebody?"
 
In discussing why he doesn't want to live in Seattle/a city, Phil addressed the statement that the city has better restaurants. Phil said that there are a few good restaurants, but the pollution, crime, cost of living, etc., are all worse. So, Phil says, you can just drive into the city every so often and just go to the restaurants and then come home. That's what he does.

1. Phil is admitting that he drives into Seattle to eat at restaurants, but has no money.
2. This logic is sound. But it begs the question why he needs to live in an expensive area of an expensive state considering he could be doing exactly the same thing elsewhere, including closer to his parents, for a much lower cost of living.

Phil went on to say he got stir crazy last year. He wants to go out to a restaurant every so often. But he does prefer staying home 'way more than most other people'.
When you're broke, it's crucial that you only leave the house with the express intent of spending extra money on something you could have done at home, but chose to go out for instead. Going for a walk in a park? Fuck that.
 
People are...handholding DSP in this game? It's ratchet and clank bro??? This is absolutely hilarious, the gameplay is on par to when DSP ragequit lego starwars
 
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