DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

In a drunken stooper

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blindsided by summer for the 39th year in a row

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

What a baby. Seriously he doesn't live in an arid or humid climate. Sure yes this hot week will drag on for a little bit, but imagine him living in a place like Florida or parts of Texas where it can stay hot for extended periods of time.

Playing games involves minimal physical exercise and strenuous movement, so the piggy shouldn't be sweating that badly anyway as long as he closes his blinds and drinks cool water.

If he starts complaining, then he hasn't done enough to mitigate the heat problem.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Two AC's on max in Washington and he's still fucking hot? Looks like the booze has wore off and he's in the very early hangover stage (nightsweats).

I hope Khet's a bit cooler in her bedroom.

 

[gaarashatan]

well ofc phil calls ppl kid, he can. cause hes a mature grown adult HAHAHAHAHA

 

[DeeTracktor]

''Im warm please tip'' arc will be up the with ''Save the house, whilst I move my ''girlfriend'' across the country and go get married'' and my personal favourite ''$2000 for a cat Ive had for a year'' in the quest for how low you can stoop for gatcha money of Phil P Burnell

Hope you paypigs arent planning on not tipping in the next 30 years or however long Phils health holds up

 

[Prince Lotor]

In a drunken stooper

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He's bitching about the overnight temperature?!? It's literally 70° in Renton when he Tweeted this, and it's going to cool off to like 68º until about 8 am.

Like just open your fucking window and let the 70° air in instead of using 2 of your autistic portable air conditioners to try to cool down whatever hot air you trapped in your house all day.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's bitching about the overnight temperature?!? It's literally 70° in Renton when he Tweeted this, and it's going to cool off to like 68º until about 8 am.

Like just open your fucking window and let the 70° air in instead of using 2 of your autistic portable air conditioners to try to cool down whatever hot air you trapped in your house all day.

I don't know how much that'll help since any room Phil inhabits is immediately filled with hot air.

 

[bajagoogoo]

In a drunken stooper

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"This is starting to remind me of Connecticut summers of my youth"

No, it doesn't.

It's New England, Phil. You've experienced 100°+ days in Connecticut about two, possibly three times in your life. Maybe.

 

[Brother Wind]

He's bitching about the overnight temperature?!? It's literally 70° in Renton when he Tweeted this, and it's going to cool off to like 68º until about 8 am.

Like just open your fucking window and let the 70° air in instead of using 2 of your autistic portable air conditioners to try to cool down whatever hot air you trapped in your house all day.

Jesus he really is special. He needs to live through more 90 degree nights.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I think the second match against the Wolf player he fought shows off his scrubby mashing the best, I'll timestamp it here. Just look how many times Phil keeps flashing red because he's addicted to pushing buttons on wake up or even AFTER ALREADY GETTING HIT BY ANOTHER MOVE NOT EVEN A SECOND EARLIER!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W_ilEMOsGMY:6317Timestamp is 1:45:17 in case it doesn't work

There was also another good example of his "I was blahking" -BS in that stream.

Spoiler: VF5 autism

At 35:22 he loses the round to the Jackie player.
Dave stands up after knockdown and ist blocking:

then he releases the block and goes for a low attack:

his attack gets stuffed by Jackie's kick:

(also you can clearly see the red glow you mentioned which indicates a counter hit)

after getting hit with the kick, Dave stays crouched and the Jackie goes for an uppercut (which, I'm pretty sure is a Mid):

and dies.

Dave then tells his audience that he was "blahking, I did nothing but blocking and it still hit me".

So yeah, I can't say for sure if he was blocking during the uppercut, but guess what. Even if he was, it would still hit him because it was a MID.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Jesus he really is special.

That’s what Mamma Burnell told Phil every time she cut his hair.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

That’s what Mamma Burnell told Phil every time she cut his hair.

Phil definitely was a little pampered piglet.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Lots of people make that kind of money, and silently hate their job while they wait for the weekend to do what they really enjoy doing

Phil already does this, just not silently.

 

[YokuNama]

In a drunken stooper

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At the time of this tweet, Phil was sweating his ass off in high 60 degree weather.



So he either read KiwiFarms, figured out a heat wave is coming via us, (I mean think about it, why would someone who never goes outside care about the weather in the future?) and is just bullshitting in a drunken stupor because Kat is sleep in another room again.

-or-

He is actually sweating and the next few streams are going to gold.


My vote is the first, but with this idiot you never know what comes out of his mouth or fingers is the truth.

 

[Pargon]

He's not even average at a game franchise, he's just above average in skill at one specific version of a game in that franchise. Now I know this has probably been said thousands of times already, but for as much as he bigs himself up by saying that he's got good fighting game fundamentals his fundamentals are actually trash because they only really apply for Super Turbo. The more far away a new fighting game he plays is from Super Turbo the more of a visible skill gap there is gonna be between him and those Day 1 Scrubs when those Day 1 Scrubs start figuring out the game a bit more and become Week 2 Scrubs. Notice how when he was destroying scrubs in the first 2 Shun streams he said that he liked VF because it's an "old-school fighter" with "old-school fundamentals", but during the post-ragequit cope rant suddenly the game became a "mahdernized fighter and I don't like those"? Funny how whether a game is old school or mahdernized depends on whether Phil is currently winning or losing, huh?

He can't learn anything by himself and never was able to, you need to tell him every solution to every possible problem or he'll bitch about how there's nothing he can do and how the game sucks and doesn't explain anything, even if the game has an actual tutorial mode. He went through VF5US's tutorial mode and he couldn't even remember how sidesteps work. I wasn't kidding when I said that Tee Carter (RIP) the guy he credited with teaching him Super Turbo was like a proto-streamchat in that he probably had to tell him which move to use to beat another move in a specific situation. Phil can't learn like a human, he can't learn to apply a thing he's learned in a variety of scenarios, he can only learn like a machine and reproduce what he's been programmed to do.

In the last part of my autistic rant, I'll talk about how whenever he gets blown up he feels narcissistic injury because his self-image of this robust mature fighting game master with good fundamentals gets shattered, after which we get narcissistic rage where he accuses other people of things he himself is guilty of. When he started getting blown up in VF he accused other players of being spammers and mashers who don't mean to do the things they do. That's exactly what Phil is. He doesn't understand that there's such a thing as "turns" in fighting games and that you better not press any attack buttons when you're at a heavy disadvantage and you're supposed to be on the defensive, or you'll get countered. Remember this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0ERSebGc04Virtua Fighter also can expose someone's inputs, but that would require someone who played him to have saved the replay file and then upload it, otherwise we can't access it. However, there is kind of an indirect way of seeing someone's inputs, or more precisely seeing whether they were pressing attack buttons before they got hit or not. Virtua Fighter put in ways to tell while you're fighting whether you for example performed a correct sidestep or not. If you sidestep correctly, your character will grunt, if you don't, your character will be silent. That way you don't have to wait and visually confirm if you're going to sidestep your opponent's move correctly, it immediately shows if you're gonna do it by making your character grunt.
Similarly, there's a visual way to tell whether you've been hit with a normal hit or you were pushing buttons and got countered. If it's a normal hit, your character will flash yellow, if it's a counter, it'll flash red. In the latter case, you were pushing buttons when you shouldn't have. There is only one situation where attacks hit as counter hits even if you didn't push attack buttons, that's if you get hit after getting staggered (the stick wiggle indicator will show up on the screen in that case) or if you get hit by a move while you're still recovering from getting hit by Jean's 66P move, which is a unique pseudo-stagger.
I think the second match against the Wolf player he fought shows off his scrubby mashing the best, I'll timestamp it here. Just look how many times Phil keeps flashing red because he's addicted to pushing buttons on wake up or even AFTER ALREADY GETTING HIT BY ANOTHER MOVE NOT EVEN A SECOND EARLIER!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W_ilEMOsGMY:6317Timestamp is 1:45:17 in case it doesn't work

I’ve talked about this before but the Dragonball FighterZ videos by @David Davidson are perfect examples of Phil’s mashing, as that is a game which has an audio cue letting you know whenever an opponent smacks you when you’re pressing buttons when you ought to be defending. Just watch this and listen for show many times you hear the announcer yell “Counter!” while Phil is getting hit.

I can’t bother looking for it but Phil has also said more than once that he double taps every button input, a habit he developed “to make sure his moves come out”. I don’t play fighting games or read in the FGC but I’ve never heard of this being a skill that ought to be universal.

 

[PieceofShet]

OFF
Why cant americans behave like a normal person and use fukin celcius? jesu fuck.
ON

 

[Pargon]

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Why cant americans behave like a normal person and use fukin celcius? jesu fuck.
ON

Because “thirty-five” doesn’t sound hot. “Ninety-five” does.

Don’t come at me with your logic and science, you Eurasian weirdo

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can’t bother looking for it but Phil has also said more than once that he double taps every button input, a habit he developed “to make sure his moves come out”. I don’t play fighting games or read in the FGC but I’ve never heard of this being a skill that ought to be universal.

Oh yeah, I remember him saying that. It's retarded to do this today because many fighters will buffer your move if you just keep mashing, this is especially bad in 3D fighters where there's lots of hit strings. If you double tap the punch button in VF you'll always do your character's PP string because the game assumes you wanna do that, let's say you play Tekken as Kazuya and double tap left punch, Kazuya will automatically do the first two punches in his 112 string. It makes you do moves you don't want to do. The "double tap" was only somewhat relevant back in the arcade days when not only were the games much more stiff with recognizing inputs, but also everyone handled the machines with the grace of a gorilla so if a machine was old and nobody bothered maintaining the buttons and/or lever would work like shit and often ignore your inputs because you didn't mash those damn half-broken buttons hard enough.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can’t bother looking for it but Phil has also said more than once that he double taps every button input, a habit he developed “to make sure his moves come out”. I don’t play fighting games or read in the FGC but I’ve never heard of this being a skill that ought to be universal.

It's definitely a habit he learned when using that broken port.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I can’t bother looking for it but Phil has also said more than once that he double taps every button input, a habit he developed “to make sure his moves come out”. I don’t play fighting games or read in the FGC but I’ve never heard of this being a skill that ought to be universal.

You can hear him going BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG to get a two-hit combo out sometimes. I usually hear three to five loud slams whenever he's trying to do something.