❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Throwing Romans]

Since this thread is still technically for Greg, he hasn't said anything about what he was supposed to be cancelled over a week or whatever ago, but he just uploaded a twenty second video of him apparently being stressed out. The thumbnail says "What am I doing?" and I'm not sure if that's referring to what he's doing in the video, or if he's having some kind of crisis over his current content style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC-aglcogxo

Can't archive it at the moment, but will if it's still up when I can later.

Here you go fren.

Spoiler: Stressed out

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Since this thread is still technically for Greg, he hasn't said anything about what he was supposed to be cancelled over a week or whatever ago, but he just uploaded a twenty second video of him apparently being stressed out. The thumbnail says "What am I doing?" and I'm not sure if that's referring to what he's doing in the video, or if he's having some kind of crisis over his current content style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC-aglcogxo

Can't archive it at the moment, but will if it's still up when I can later.

He's so stressed out he can take time out of his crisis to stage, edit, and upload a 20 second video. Poor dear, he must be on the verge of collapse.

(Also holy shit that room is packed with junk. I catch flack from my father when he visits for having a bookcase with board games in it in my living room, he'd pop a blood vessel if he saw this.)

 

[NyQuilninja]

Since this thread is still technically for Greg, he hasn't said anything about what he was supposed to be cancelled over a week or whatever ago, but he just uploaded a twenty second video of him apparently being stressed out. The thumbnail says "What am I doing?" and I'm not sure if that's referring to what he's doing in the video, or if he's having some kind of crisis over his current content style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC-aglcogxo

Can't archive it at the moment, but will if it's still up when I can later.

Archived

 

[Knight of Flowers]

Happy 30th Birthday, June!

 

[scathefire]

I think Beauty Parlor is a good fit for June. No matter what she does online, her career boils down to having GOTIS, being a psycho who pulls out her hair, and seeking validation from men who look like even schlubbier versions of her dad.

So much of this thread revolves around arguing over June's face and body, her eggs, etc. so the user-generated content is also a good fit I would say.

 

[Dread First]

So much of this thread revolves around arguing over June's face and body, her eggs, etc. so the user-generated content is also a good fit I would say.

Not to derail the thread any further, but also: Beauty Parlour desperately needs more "high profile" threads beyond Onision, Pixyteri, Pamela Swain, and the like. The "new" threads for people like Creepshow and Pokimane are okay, but they just don't generate the sheer volume of "content" like in other sections of the Farms.

 

[Don't @ Me]

(Also holy shit that room is packed with junk. I catch flack from my father when he visits for having a bookcase with board games in it in my living room, he'd pop a blood vessel if he saw this.)

That was what led to his first divorce, right? Something about him buying too many Star Wars toys and not having anywhere to put them.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Happy 30th Birthday, June!

This is the real Juneteenth!

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Why the fuck did the mods move this to Beauty Parlor? I've been trying to find this thread for like a day and a half.

I know Steve Shives is married. Is Kristi Winters married? Everyone that June used to pick on is moving on and June is sitting in her room furiously tapping on her keyboard wondering why the memes don't make her laugh as much as they used to, why her friends don't spend as much time with her as they used to, and trying to figure out what it is that she's missing in her life.

Also her bunny is going to die in a year or so.

 

[Berrakh]

Also her bunny is going to die in a year or so.

One thing adults learn is how bad a habit procrastination is. And to be fair, some never learn, but in this case the more June has put off moving forward the more unprepared she is when life pushes back.

 

[proteus4994]

Why the fuck did the mods move this to Beauty Parlor? I've been trying to find this thread for like a day and a half.

I’ve noticed lately that whenever a thread devolves into a never ending discussion about how fuckable the subject of the thread is, someone moves it to Beauty Parlor where there’s less of that.

Happened to both June and Brittney Venti in the past few weeks.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I’ve noticed lately that whenever a thread devolves into a never ending discussion about how fuckable the subject of the thread is, someone moves it to Beauty Parlor where there’s less of that.

Happened to both June and Brittney Venti in the past few weeks.

thots are less likely to hold sway over the homosexuals who inhabit this place.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I think Greg is just that goofing around.

Honestly, I'm more interested in whatever he's got himself into than Shoes current shenanigans. I expecting a mental breakdown and she didn't serve.

 

[TVStactic]

Not to derail the thread any further, but also: Beauty Parlour desperately needs more "high profile" threads beyond Onision, Pixyteri, Pamela Swain, and the like. The "new" threads for people like Creepshow and Pokimane are okay, but they just don't generate the sheer volume of "content" like in other sections of the Farms.

that depends on the userbase. i don't know about these new lolcows because people are slightly more conscious of their online presence, sure autism wins one hour or another but they try to memoryhole it.
while the OG beauty parlour know and act like this already... "what is a fart to a nigga that shat hisself?"

thots are less likely to hold sway over the homosexuals who inhabit this place.

eh it seems people create new profiles just to shit on the threads like they'd do on 4chan/reddit.
totally ignoring that null also browses the site he uses unlike the mentioned examples's admins...

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I will say that Josh's explanation of June's pro trans stance was horribly lacking. Yes, Derrick is no doubt a big part of it, but June did not make her opinion openly known until after she spent time with Nyk (Contrapoints) and Blaire White.

 

[Berrakh]

I think Greg is just that goofing around.

Honestly, I'm more interested in whatever he's got himself into than Shoes current shenanigans. I expecting a mental breakdown and she didn't serve.

Selfish bitch that she is.
but maybe we should give her a break. It is getting boring. And what is Greg up to?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Searching for Shoe on YouTube and three of the top results are Nulls stream, the kiwi farms archive re-upload and another re-upload by Xylonn’s archive.

You just know she watched the stream by now, maybe even live.

 

[BlueKirbo]

Searching for Shoe on YouTube and three of the top results are Nulls stream, the kiwi farms archive re-upload and another re-upload by Xylonn’s archive.
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You just know she watched the stream by now, maybe even live.

did you do it logged out of your account? youtube recommends videos to by youtubers you've watched even if they arent the top search

 

[Orange Rhymer]

...

None of these people-- June included-- want to accept that there's a possibility that they will die and eventually be forgotten. If being remembered means having your 22-year-old nude body on the Internet for the rest of its lifespan, then that's what people will do.
...

It's true.
I recommend visiting a graveyard and looking at the dates. Your admission ticket to this hell will expire. Only your flesh-and-blood legacy will truly remain.

Your nudes will be forgotten, as the internet clogs with the dross of billions.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

did you do it logged out of your account? youtube recommends videos to by youtubers you've watched even if they arent the top search

I’m not logged into YouTube on the App and this is what I got from the website which I wasn’t logged into

I do have a gmail account which I check every now and again that may have something to do with it. I’m a bit retarded with google and such so I couldn’t say for certain.