DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

She got married in Phils parents house, she didn't have a single family member there, her dress was used and they didn't have a honeymoon.

And to top it off Phil begged his mother for $3000 on that trip for "taxes".

She's not being bankrolled at all, Phil is spending the minimum amount. She gets nothing or she would not have a shitty job like she does.

Edit: Phil stays up drinking all night in order to avoid sleeping with her, she's getting nothing out of this other than house chores.

He won't even give her a human baby, she has to make do with an adopted cat.

By his own admission (so take that with a mine of salt) he pays for the house, all of the utilities, the car she drives to her job (and presumably the gas), and the food they eat including when they eat out on his day off. He furnished her with a phone and clothes and paid for her to move out to live with him. The only things she is realistically paying for with the income from her part-time job are recreational things for herself, because Phil makes endless hay about having to purchase things like games, consoles and equipment for his stream himself.

What, exactly, is excluded from what is needed to live (food, clothing, shelter) in your mind that Phil is not paying for?

 

[arrivefriday]

The stream has literally devolved into Snowkarl emulating Derich and asking retarded questions for attention (or more likely, to purposefully derail the stream)

Snowkarl gets a ton of well-deserved shit but him constantly talking about how the stream is dead and him doing everything in his might to revive the chat is hilarious to me, I honestly can't hate the guy since he only seems to throw Dave a dollar thirty here and there.

 

[Mr. Brown]

By his own admission (so take that with a mine of salt) he pays for the house, all of the utilities, the car she drives to her job (and presumably the gas), and the food they eat including when they eat out on his day off. He furnished her with a phone and clothes and paid for her to move out to live with him. The only things she is realistically paying for with the income from her part-time job are recreational things for herself, because Phil makes endless hay about having to purchase things like games, consoles and equipment for his stream himself.

What, exactly, is excluded from what is need to live (food, clothing, shelter) in your mind that Phil is not paying for?

Name 1 thing Phil is paying for now that he didn't pay for when he was single?

 

[Pargon]

Name 1 thing Phil is paying for now that he didn't pay for when he was single?

Easy. All the things we don’t see because Phil has flatly refused to show any part of his house shortly after Kat moved in.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Easy. All the things we don’t see because Phil has flatly refused to show any part of his house shortly after Kat moved in.

I honestly don't think he does...

He's on 120k, we know the bankruptcy his monthly expenses with WWE Champions is $5k so that's half gone.

His taxes will be roughly $20k.

That leaves $40k to live on, in a gout mansion with bills still to pay in his home town... That's not all that much.

He has shit loads of money but it goes on WWE Champions, he's an addict. Kat's not aware of this.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I honestly don't think he does...

He's on 120k, we know the bankruptcy his monthly expenses with WWE Champions is $5k so that's half gone.

His taxes will be roughly $20k.

That leaves $40k to live on, in a gout mansion with bills still to pay in his home town... That's not all that much.

He has shit loads of money but it goes on WWE Champions, he's an addict. Kat's not aware of this.

Imagine pissing away over half your net income on a shitty Bejeweled clone.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Name 1 thing Phil is paying for now that he didn't pay for when he was single?

Khet and Khetson

 

[fuckshitsnake]

He won't even give her a human baby, she has to make do with an adopted cat.

And frankly, thank fucking god. Any potential Phil Junior would wish they were aborted and/or kill themselves once they're old enough to think for themselves, or if they succumb to the pignosis so hard then we just have another fucking Phil on our hands; it'd be a Kim Jong-il & Kim Jong-un kind of deal.

 

[Comma]

He just begged for tips again:

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He already blocked Nyanners after she brought up the "leg scratching" incident on stream.

Lmaooo

 

[Piece of Peace]

Snowkarl gets a ton of well-deserved shit but him constantly talking about how the stream is dead and him doing everything in his might to revive the chat is hilarious to me, I honestly can't hate the guy since he only seems to throw Dave a dollar thirty here and there.

He's given Dave about $100 total in the last two months alone, that's enough to put him into paypig status IMO. Of course, if that retard gets his rocks off to it then more power to him I guess.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

For 2 days in a row DSP has praised his county for having the highest vaccination rate in the country, and mentioned that everything is opening with no masks at the end of this month. However, asking him if he got the vaccine is a silent lean in. (spoiler - no way this guy got vaccinated. I dont believe he could have had the slightest bit of negative side effect and not complained/sympathy begged on stream or Twitter.)

 

[Satoi]

He just begged for tips again:

Begging need to hit tips goal really need the help with tips June24-2021.mp4

DSP begging for tips "because he really needs the help" is legit on the same level as saying "hello" and "goodbye" at this point. I bet it just comes out naturally without needing to think about it. It's simply part of the human pig condition now.

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[Salubrious]

Summer is apparently dead in terms of games coming out, so Dave wants to play games he never got around to play but always wanted to. How about keeping the Viewers Choice promise and finishing Divinity? Not likely, because that'd be too much effort, huh?

Wasn't his excuse for dropping Virtua Fighter that too many games were coming out?

The number of games this summer is directly proportional to whatever argument DSP needs to make right that second.

 

[FamicomGorby]

For 2 days in a row DSP has praised his county for having the highest vaccination rate in the country, and mentioned that everything is opening with no masks at the end of this month. However, asking him if he got the vaccine is a silent lean in. (spoiler - no way this guy got vaccinated. I dont believe he could have had the slightest bit of negative side effect and not complained/sympathy begged on stream or Twitter.)

Maybe he won't get one cause Kat doesn't believe in vaccines and he can't leave the house without her.

 

[Salubrious]

Snowkarl gets a ton of well-deserved shit but him constantly talking about how the stream is dead and him doing everything in his might to revive the chat is hilarious to me, I honestly can't hate the guy since he only seems to throw Dave a dollar thirty here and there.

I don't approve of people giving DSP money, but I can also acknowledge that SnowKarl is really good at trolling, especially since he can keep doing it without getting LIMBed.

 

[Balr0g]

For 2 days in a row DSP has praised his county for having the highest vaccination rate in the country, and mentioned that everything is opening with no masks at the end of this month. However, asking him if he got the vaccine is a silent lean in. (spoiler - no way this guy got vaccinated. I dont believe he could have had the slightest bit of negative side effect and not complained/sympathy begged on stream or Twitter.)

What is the vaccine of choice in the US? I got my first Biontech vaccine and I didn't had any complications (besides light pain at the place where it got injected) I imagine Phil crying for his mo..wife all day if he had such a pain and then telling people to jump into a fire when they mock him (like with his ear infection)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Okay guys, this could get really fucking bad.

If you remember, Frank Hassle was on Rekieta's stream joking about which Youtuber he's gonna send to jail next, since he made Boogie1488 fire a warning shot after visiting him which is illegal and Boogie is now facing charges of aggravated assault over it. Now Frank Hassle I admit is entertaining but he's a complete asshole and nutjob. He goes around in public and fucks with people and harasses them. The thing that made him visit Boogie in the first place was Boogie promising that he would shoot and kill Frank if he ever went to his house. Dave blocking Frank is enough of an "invitation" for Frank to go to Renton to try and fuck with Phil.

 

[arrivefriday]

He's given Dave about $100 total in the last two months alone, that's enough to put him into paypig status IMO. Of course, if that retard gets his rocks off to it then more power to him I guess.

Fair enough, that's a lot more than I expected but very true, still a paypig.

Wasn't his excuse for dropping Virtua Fighter that too many games were coming out?

The number of games this summer is directly proportional to whatever argument DSP needs to make right that second.

Must be nice to twist and warp your reality to fit whatever excuse you're trying to push onto your audience of disabled people lmao

I don't approve of people giving DSP money, but I can also acknowledge that SnowKarl is really good at trolling, especially since he can keep doing it without getting LIMBed.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HmGPYsO3xgg

Indeed, iirc he has had some close encounters with the LIMB but seems to escape the banworld over and over again, what's also funny is that we know Dave reads every fucking message too, just makes it funnier imo

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Okay guys, this could get really fucking bad.
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If you remember, Frank Hassle was on Rekieta's stream joking about which Youtuber he's gonna send to jail next, since he made Boogie1488 fire a warning shot after visiting him which is illegal and Boogie is now facing charges of aggravated assault over it. Now Frank Hassle I admit is entertaining but he's a complete asshole and nutjob. He goes around in public and fucks with people and harasses them. The thing that made him visit Boogie in the first place was Boogie promising that he would shoot and kill Frank if he ever went to his house. Dave blocking Frank is enough of an "invitation" for Frank to go to Renton to try and fuck with Phil.

DSP sure does attract the nutjobs