DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Gensou Hadou powiedział(a):
Not just sexualized. To Phil, every woman is either his mom/maid or a sex object trying to seduce him. There's wanting to be faithful to your wife, and then there's going "EUGH! EUUUUGH! *covers eyes* SO IMMATURE! UUUUUUUUGHHHHH...! IS IT OVER YET?! UUUUUUUGH, THIS IS STOOPID! I'M MARRIED, I'M MATURE, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS KINDA STOOPID SHIT ANYMORE!" whenever there's another woman in the same room.
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It really shows how mature Phil is when he hides his eyes like a child when a scant boob graces the screen and then has to delude himself on how mature he is. Hell, it can be arguably said that he was more mature when he was an absolute horndog.
 
I hate even make an allusion to it but Gary Burger King Fag is 100% percent the cafeinated money creature.

Go pull a Charles Manson on DSP already you boring cunt, your wallet is getting old.
 
Salubrious powiedział(a):
I would put DSP below the Tank Abbott tier in that analogy.

For those that don't know, Tank Abbott was basically the archetype of the "bar room brawler" back then. In video game terms, a glass cannon. If he connected, you would be unconscious, and Tank had some spectcular knockouts and to be fair a good chin. But against anyone with any type of skill/training, he would get taken down or just kept at distance and Tank had no idea what to do. He started his career 8-6 and then lost 9 of his last 11 fights, the most notable one being a specatular 43 second fight with Kimbo Slice.

I would put DSP below that tier because Tank really did have a charisma and a look about him, and if he connected you would be sent to the Shadow Realm. He just couldn't connect against anyone actually good.

I only bring this up because I wanted to talk about Tank and very rarely get a chance to do so.
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Late af but...

Tank Abbott is the perfect comparison because he represents DSP's favorite method; The Facetank Technique.

In reality DSP is probably Kimbo Slice tier. Maybe he could fuck people up in the local streets (arcades) but as soon as he put himself against actual talent, he was trash.
 
I have an idea for when phil eventually sells the snortfort in seattle. If the next buyer happens to be a detractor, they can make a new youtube series called "This Old Pigpen". It would be a entertaining vlog series on the aftermath of phil's former residence where we get to see the bad toilets, the grime, the mold, commentary on the smells, etc. Gradually we will see the new owner fix everything up and turn phil's former office into something more befitting a streamer who isn't a idiot. Not only would it be entertaining, it would be a great education in home repair. :story:
 
I just love Phil calling Ratchet and Clank "boring and overstaying its welcome" when he called people out for "rushing through the game for clicks, see the game isn't as short as people say!"
He's face-to-face with how unpopular he truly is and he's lashing out at absolutely everything under the sun. It's glorious.
It's the troll's fault.
It's the game's fault.
There actually isn't a problem, you're exaggerating.
You're banned.
 
REGENDarySumanai powiedział(a):
It really shows how mature Phil is when he hides his eyes like a child when a scant boob graces the screen and then has to delude himself on how mature he is. Hell, it can be arguably said that he was more mature when he was an absolute horndog.
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Wait, you don’t avert your gaze upon breasts? You goddamn heathen. Damn shame. Don’t you want to be a mAhture Adult one day and be married to a mom maid? Grow up nudnik!
 
YokuNama powiedział(a):
He broke.
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Phil's constant 'it will get better' is likely his belief that his 20k twitter following and 180k subs will suddenly start flooding back to watch him. I imagine it's more for his own benefit that he's spouting all this, telling himself the hundred and one reasons why it's not his fault and he's not the washed-up nobody that everyone else knows him for.
 
Someone (Lord Grifter) tipped $20 and said they had been a fan since 2009.
Phil commented that, since returning to YT, he has been hearing from 'the silent majority' of his fans that come and watch his content on YT, but don't really talk or otherwise say much. They just watch. He thinks its great how many messages he gets from people saying that they've been a fan for so long.

The guy, who is not a member, later commented in the chat saying Phil is correct, he is part of the silent majority. Phil then followed up and confirmed that he does believe there is a divide between his Twitch and YT audience, and it's good to hear from these people that have stuck with him so long.
Despite this person apparently having been mysteriously silent until now, Phil did not verify the tip.

So this is our explanation for these weird ghost accounts that come out of nowhere. They were there the whole time, silently admiring Phil, and they all just spontaneously comment with the same general message. This is all very believable.

EDIT: Eternal Napalm commented there was a 'sect of shitheads' that sat in the twitch chat and 'yucked it up' making 'tongue in cheek comments' at Phil's expense.
Phil agrees, and he says he is glad that they're free of the 'old boy's club' that was previously in his Twitch chat. They don't have to put up with them anymore.

So EternalCuck, question for you. If you knew this group was there and doing this, who stopped you from banning them?
Ah, it was Phil because he wanted their money. Kind of makes you wonder where his priorities are? Or it would if you weren't retarded.
 
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We really are starting to hit the natural end result of what happens when someone like Phil regularly screws over and abuses every single person that ever gets directly involved with him. Almost nobody outside his fandom cares about him now that the departnering has fully blown over, and even his some of his whales seem to be getting bored of owning the trolls lately. I wonder if we’ll ever get low enough to a point where there’s just no whales supporting him for weeks on end while Phil continues to bitterly rant at his camera to nobody in particular like an absolute madman.

It’s like watching reality benders play limbo; the bar is already far too low for a normal person to handle, yet despite that it still keeps getting lower to my amazement (and sometimes horror). What new, pathetic low will come up next I wonder.
 
Surly Muppet powiedział(a):
Someone (Lord Grifter) tipped $20 and said they had been a fan since 2009.
Phil commented that, since returning to YT, he has been hearing from 'the silent majority' of his fans that come and watch his content on YT, but don't really talk or otherwise say much. They just watch. He thinks its great how many messages he gets from people saying that they've been a fan for so long.

The guy, who is not a member, later commented in the chat saying Phil is correct, he is part of the silent majority. Phil then followed up and confirmed that he does believe there is a divide between his Twitch and YT audience, and it's good to hear from these people that have stuck with him so long.
Despite this person apparently having been mysteriously silent until now, Phil did not verify the tip.

So this is our explanation for these weird ghost accounts that come out of nowhere. They were there the whole time, silently admiring Phil, and they all just spontaneously comment with the same general message. This is all very believable.

EDIT: Eternal Napalm commented there was a 'sect of shitheads' that sat ijn the twitch chat and 'yucked it up' making 'tongue in cheek comments' at Phil's expense.
Phil agrees, and he says he is glad that they're free of the 'old boy's club' that was previously in his Twitch chat. They don't have to put up with them anymore.

So EternalCuck, question for you. If you knew this group was there and doing this, who stopped you from banning them?
Ah, it was Phil because he wanted their money. Kind of makes you wonder where his priorities are? Or it would if you weren't retarded.
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These ever-mysterious fans from back in the day who are willing to give DSP $20, but not if he's on Twitch, even though you're donating through paypal either way.
 
Surly Muppet powiedział(a):
Someone (Lord Grifter) tipped $20 and said they had been a fan since 2009.
Phil commented that, since returning to YT, he has been hearing from 'the silent majority' of his fans that come and watch his content on YT, but don't really talk or otherwise say much. They just watch. He thinks its great how many messages he gets from people saying that they've been a fan for so long.

The guy, who is not a member, later commented in the chat saying Phil is correct, he is part of the silent majority. Phil then followed up and confirmed that he does believe there is a divide between his Twitch and YT audience, and it's good to hear from these people that have stuck with him so long.
Despite this person apparently having been mysteriously silent until now, Phil did not verify the tip.

So this is our explanation for these weird ghost accounts that come out of nowhere. They were there the whole time, silently admiring Phil, and they all just spontaneously comment with the same general message. This is all very believable.

EDIT: Eternal Napalm commented there was a 'sect of shitheads' that sat ijn the twitch chat and 'yucked it up' making 'tongue in cheek comments' at Phil's expense.
Phil agrees, and he says he is glad that they're free of the 'old boy's club' that was previously in his Twitch chat. They don't have to put up with them anymore.

So EternalCuck, question for you. If you knew this group was there and doing this, who stopped you from banning them?
Ah, it was Phil because he wanted their money. Kind of makes you wonder where his priorities are? Or it would if you weren't retarded.
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In Phil's world, his real fans are simultaneously afraid of speaking up because of haters, don't care about the haters, want to stick it to the haters, and willing to support him no matter what the haters do.
I like how Twitch is now suddenly the "bad spot of the internet". Remember when Youtube was the Wild West of Toxicity?
 
He keeps saying "Sucks that people's memberships aren't auto-resubbing." He's so used to people forgetting to cancel his paymetons he can't help but voice his frustration.
 
Phil was whining that people disregard his opinions because he is DSP, but if some other content creator/critic says the same thing, people take it seriously. While whining, SBM kept trying to correct him and encourage him to realize he has a community that values his opinion. He finally said:
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He must be blind if he can't see that Phil is irredeemable and wants to wallow in his victim narrative.
Appropriately, Phil ignored this comment.
 
Vic Viper T301 powiedział(a):
It's almost like Phil wants his streaming career to die, his decisions are so bad lately. Just look at the games he's playing.
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Phil does want his streaming career to die. He enjoys pushing boundaries as far as he possibly can to establish his dominance over his viewers he hates. He hates video games, he hates his mentally challenged viewers, he hates being the joke of the internet. It's why he obnoxiously snorts, belches, makes unpleasant sounds constantly. He wants all his viewers to know Phil is better than you nerds, now shut up and give him money.
 
Surly Muppet powiedział(a):
Phil was whining that people disregard his opinions because he is DSP, but if some other content creator/critic says the same thing, people take it seriously. While whining, SBM kept trying to correct him and encourage him to realize he has a community that values his opinion. He finally said:
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He must be blind if he can't see that Phil is irredeemable and wants to wallow in his victim narrative.
Appropriately, Phil ignored this comment.
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Who exactly is the "we" Brandon? Derich has given shoutouts twice listing his favorite youtubers and DSP hasn't been tagged as being one of them (although AnonyMouse has been tagged twice). Phil's community consists of like 3 whales, literal retards and a shitload of detractors watching to see him fail/make an ass out of himself
 
"I just want to say thanks a lot to everyone, um. I hope to entertain you in the future, please go to my partner channel thekingofhatehd and click on the adds that show up on the videos there 'cause hopefully fingers crossed that actually starts getting me some money," burp snort
 
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