DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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His mind (if even for a moment) caught up with his physical state with that rant. Luckily he has the elixir of WWE Champions to remind him he’s a total winner. You go Phil, you’re well on your way of being the top ranked gacha player in the USA.
 
Ever since he's been wanting the Gamepass and an Xbox he shits on PS5 and it's exclusives every now and then. He was doing it again in this stream and it just seems stupid. For someone who is exclusively a console gamer he should have had all the major consoles on release regardless of what they came with at launch.
But Phil being shortsighted as usual got himself caught up in the consoles wars and needlessly chose a side.

And todays rants about low stream views, viewer engagement and the game being "boring and repetitive" has produced some quality coping.
 
That little rant gave Phil 20 extra viewers and participants

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Who all went away soon after the gameplay returned. Chat still could careless about this stream.

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he has to realize that what he is doing right now is not going to work out much longer.
he gets 200-300 viewers, less than 20 in chat and a hand full of people donating $1000s every month.
this has to stress him out to the max.
if his whales arent millionaires the pigroach is fucked because philbert expects them to drop a cool 4-6 million $ in the next 30-40 years.
 
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SLI GPUs in 2021
2k for a PC that's out of date in a year
The retards in Phil's chat are really showing their tech illiteracy, probably more tech illiterate than Dave. How do they think MS/Sony etc get away with releasing 1 console every 5-10 years? Not counting the global chip shortage and mining craze, you can build a competent PC for under $1000 and it'll last you a few or more years, easily. I played on a 750ti until 2 years ago. It wasn't fantastic by the time I replaced it but no more fantastic than an older console would be towards the end of it 's lifespan.

If Dave ever upgrades his PC, he should stream himself building it. Tons of other streamers rake in views because their audiences wanna watch how retarded they are at building PCs, and he'd be no exception especially touting his history as a super hardcore PC builder in the 2000s. Too bad he's too afraid of getting made fun of or embarrassing himself more than he already does
 
Did anyone bring up Frank Hassle to Phil?

This is something I really want to see. Phil going 100% autistic and "OMG HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME REEEE" as Frank calls him a pussy or whatever would be top tier content.

I really want to see Phil threatening Frank if he turns up.
 
if his whales arent millionaires the pigroach is fucked because philbert expects them to drop a cool 4-6 million $ in the next 30-40 years.
I think some, whilst not millionaires, are pretty well off and can afford it and luckily for dsp, are too dumb to realise that $20 here and there adds up. The ones who aren't able to keep up will just be replaced just like oic did to tut and tut did swagginz
 
omg lol

Hey Phil, here’s a management tip for free: when you say you’re going to do something after bloviating about it for five minutes, it helps the intended effect if you actually do it. Or, better yet, talk about it for ten seconds and then do it.

Because otherwise you reveal what you are: a limp dick backed into a corner.
 
I think it's hilarious that he whines about no one is chatting in his stream chat when his mods shadowban everyone in sight. At his point his mods are more trolly ass dectractors doing more harm than good.
 
Minor observation. Phil hit the tips goal today before break and this resulted in no tip from SilentBob, OneMinuteMan, or Pookie. A rare occurrence of late.

Phil previously stated that SilentBob was a YT viewer who doesn't watch the stream, which is why he tips Phil directly. He is likely also the person behind all these names.
So was Phil lying then and he watches the stream and only tips if Phil needs the money? Or does Phil just not list the tips when he is over the tips goal because he figures people don't need to know about that constant income?
 
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