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darkwingosonichugorl powiedział(a):
Yes, but directional hitting is entirely RNG and out of his control which Phil hates even more in his sports games.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbiXUW2aJuQ:264
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what is also funny about this is how hilariously easy pro difficulty is

like even when I played madden a good amount and was a difficulty up, which is all pro I believe, I was throwing like 500 yards per game, running 100-200 yards, and always had a minimum of 45 points per game unless it was a really good team

what fucks over Phil when playing sports game is he legitimately doesn't even know the bare bones of what sport he's playing
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ powiedział(a):
Phil having more fun talking about food and the legal elbow-room for company slogans during his prestream than any of today's gameplay
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You buying chicken thighs later too? I hear they are good cooked any way or fried. Only Ingests Cum better put some dollar bills in Dave's G-string...JackV cannot take OIC's top cuck honors.
 
Schmeckel powiedział(a):
Well, I don't know about you, but when I go camp in the bathroom and browse reddit while I poop, I consider it part of the work day.
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Everybody with a cushy office job shits on company time and they certainly don't rush it. There's really never a need to, and if there's already an open stall so you're not keeping some other poor bastard out of the shitter, then I'm not gonna think you're some worthless lazy cunt if you chill in there for a bit when everybody knows any standard bowel movement takes around 5 minutes at the absolute maximum.

The difference between these fellas and pigroach, is that their bathroom breaks maybe only total up to 20-30 minutes of the work day at worst, compared to Phil's 1-2 hours on average, and additionally they provide more value for society at large during that single work day than pigroach ever will in his entire life.
 
gettingthatgrooveback powiedział(a):
Just listen to this toxic jealousy.
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Who is he even talking about? I thought he doesn't watch other streamers. And I love how he thinks waking up to do your job every day is something extraordinary. Phil! You wake up at 10am!
Holy shit, can you think of a more conceited person?

We can see your passion, Phil. Passion for begging.
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More hypocrisy on top of that, he literally said some of his "sick days" were just due to depression in the past.
 
fuckshitsnake powiedział(a):
Everybody with a cushy office job shits on company time and they certainly don't rush it. There's really never a need to, and if there's already an open stall so you're not keeping some other poor bastard out of the shitter, then I'm not gonna think you're some worthless lazy cunt if you chill in there for a bit when everybody knows any standard bowel movement takes around 5 minutes at the absolute maximum.

The difference between these fellas and pigroach, is that their bathroom breaks maybe only total up to 20-30 minutes of the work day at worst, compared to Phil's 1-2 hours on average, and additionally they provide more value for society at large during that single work day than pigroach ever will in his entire life.
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Phil makes executive-level money. He’s not allowed to care when or if people take the “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time” line. And best believe he would care if he were any sort of manager. Anything else aside, Phil is doing the American laborer a favor by not being in the workforce.

And before anyone posits that Phil could never aspire to management anywhere let me tell you that I have had managers exactly like him in terms of demeanor, intelligence, and talent. The only things keeping him out of a position are his crippling fear of other people and a lack of knowing anyone to allow him to get a foot in via nepotism. Phil is the epitome of the needless middle manager.
 
Texas Funnyhair powiedział(a):
Apparently it's cause he can't convert currencies to figure out the top superchat.

So many problems that could be fixed if he just stopped his completely autistic need to do everything manually. He's a professional streamer and can't figure out how to automate his stream like every other professional.
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Calling Philip a professional streamer is like calling this guy a professional automotive detailer: (see attachment)

so apparently I need someone to tip me to explain how to post a fucking image on this board again.
 

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I really hope that Jasper jumps on Phil’s back and rides him like the pig he is, while clawing the shit out of Phil’s back.

Why does Phil have so much room in his freezer dedicated to otter pops? Like seriously? WTF?
 
Salubrious powiedział(a):
Just looking at Dark Dave's mirror, we are an hour and a half since this stream started with no gameplay.
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He seems to be starting to talk earlier from the restreams I've caught. Dude legit used to go about 45 minutes before even making them jowls move. Things still seem to be back to normal with those 2hr prestreams though. Dave's a morahn. Remember he is an honest professional video game variety streamer.
 
yo holy shit it just keeps decreasing lol
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so the shitty AI NPC is carrying him through FO:NV cause this valedictorian doesn't know how mines would work if "they're just going to run right towards me"

mines, as in landmines...

Phil...how the fuck do you think they would work?
 
TheKatIsNowGone powiedział(a):
Catching up, I see DSP said he thinks 250 members is a very reachable goal... When he gets less than 190 people most streams. Better start making sock accounts OIC.
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FYI I've got tracking for his daily membership count going if anyone's interested. On the Google Doc it's under the YT (Trend) tab just scroll down a bit 👍

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Fill Bern El powiedział(a):
yo holy shit it just keeps decreasing lol
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Now that the mods aren't able to fill their sad power fantasy and ban accounts all day as they lurk in chat they all jump at the chance to ban anyone. His chat is so fucking gatekeeped now that nobody speaks unless it's about pleb shit like food or his cat, and there are absolutely no new faces because they get instantly nuked for violating any of the 8,000 rules which they aren't aware of.

It's just an echo chamber for Phil and his longest time viewers who have so little going on in life they can spend all day watching streamers. He could make his streams private and just open to this small group and nothing would change for him since they're the only ones stupid or lonely enough to keep giving him money.
 
Someone asked Phil to lower the Membership Goal to 200. Phil responded that he ALMOST managed to hit 250, reaching 190, but all of a sudden 40 of them expired. He then blamed that on the lack of interesting new game releases this month. Then he explained that he would not lower the goal this week because he wants to "rally" and "motivate" people into hitting it, and doesn't care if they don't. Not hitting it will be a "learning experience".
We all know what the reasonable goals are for you, Phil, you just refuse to acknowledge the fact that 90% of your Twitch subs were gifted.
 
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