DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Just listen to this toxic jealousy.

Who is he even talking about? I thought he doesn't watch other streamers. And I love how he thinks waking up to do your job every day is something extraordinary. Phil! You wake up at 10am!
Holy shit, can you think of a more conceited person?

We can see your passion, Phil. Passion for begging.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Still need to read up on a few pages, sorry if mentioned before, but I'm thoroughly confused by that GDC clip.
They go on a whole spiel about "shock crystals" and how it indicates there is side quest-like content available, yet they chose Phil the most unenthusiastic way saying "we're back" twice.
How in the fuck does this clip even relate to what the guy is talking about? It feels more like Dora the explorer than intuitive gamer moment™

It's pretty hilarious they blurred the facecam though, it's a clip on one of the infamous scorching days in Washington where the light from the window light up Phil's droopy jowls in the most uncanny way.
Wouldn't want to horrify your audience with that.

yeah i didn't understand it either, but i never played god of war

 

[Forbidden Math]

Just listen to this toxic jealousy.
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Who is he even talking about? I thought he doesn't watch other streamers. And I love how he thinks waking up to do your job every day is something extraordinary. Phil! You wake up at 10am!
Holy shit, can you think of a more conceited person?

We can see your passion, Phil. Passion for begging.

Yes Phil, we can tell the difference between a passionate person who is constantly reinventing their streams and striving to succeed and someone who's lax and letting everything fall apart because they're only in it for the money.

That's part of the reason you have a thread buddy.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I noticed phil doesnt have any pronons on his twitter bio like all the other weirdos. Let me help you with that, phil.

pig/roach
snort/phlegm
gout/swollen
franks/sign

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Nobody tell Phil you can switch swing style from PCI (you have to 'aim' the swing towards where the ball will be) to Timing (it might be called Zone) where you simply have to swing on time and the game calculates the rest.

Basically Phil could actually get lazier than he is already if he really truly wanted to be.

Yes, but directional hitting is entirely RNG and out of his control which Phil hates even more in his sports games.

 

[PieceofShet]

Rip indeed.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

No! No, Papavera!

One of the autists should count how many 50 bitch ears Papavera did.

 

[Gramh]

I would pay good money to see someone erase Phil's Twitter block list.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Rip indeed.

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Says the guy who clip-bombs everyone's Youtube feeds on a daily basis.

 

[DeeTracktor]

It's Tevins Twitters fault DSP milked Papavera for every last cent and now has Minecraft on his timeline

I dont know how Phil can put up with these idiots with a successful business.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Does your game:

• Have a moderate to high level of difficulty?
• Take away some resources from the player upon death?
• Have visible checkpoints?

If the answer to at least one of these questions is yes, congratulations, your game is now Dark Souls.

Sonic is now Dark Souls.

 

[Salubrious]

Yes, but directional hitting is entirely RNG and out of his control which Phil hates even more in his sports games.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbiXUW2aJuQ:264

I can understand being mad at a fumble. Madden in the last 2 years has been one of the most broken games of all time.

What's funny is DSP claiming that "he worked so hard" on that drive and that putting fumbles in the game is dumb fuck game devs that are stupid.

DSP is completely incapable of handling even the most minor inconvenience.

 

[Paladin Derich]

This video is great. It has a layout of the snortfort at the 40 minute mark, red meat, and two large bottles of gin. He's even rocking and wheezing. The weird thing is he had no issue driving a rental car.

 

[Gramh]

Pokemon Snap is easy mode Dark Souls.

 

[UaineRunei]

Rip indeed.

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Papavera is the prime example of what happens to paypigs in the long run. If you're a paypig and think that Phil gives two shits about you... Well, you should've picked a decent streamer.

Of course, you can just give him money perpertually and he will pretend to be your friend forever. Sound good?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Papavera is the prime example of what happens to paypigs in the long run. If you're a paypig and think that Phil gives two shits about you... Well, you should've picked a decent streamer.

Of course, you can just give him money perpertually and he will pretend to be your friend forever. Sound good?

You'd get more entertainment from someone streaming themselves putting clothespins on their nipples (and causing them to go to the doctor because it got infected). I'm not joking.

 

[Covfefe]

Yes, but directional hitting is entirely RNG and out of his control which Phil hates even more in his sports games.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbiXUW2aJuQ:264

Jesus, look at that thumbnail - even his in-game avatar has bitch tits.

 

[Pargon]

Jesus, look at that thumbnail - even his in-game avatar has bitch tits.

Even digital athletes have more real-world fitness than Phil “I could KO Iron Mike” Burnell.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Just listen to this toxic jealousy.
toxic toilet juice.mp4
Who is he even talking about? I thought he doesn't watch other streamers. And I love how he thinks waking up to do your job every day is something extraordinary. Phil! You wake up at 10am!
Holy shit, can you think of a more conceited person?

We can see your passion, Phil. Passion for begging.

That was hilarious. He’s so completely detached from reality that he’s convinced himself that waking up every day at 10am to do his ‘jahb’ is a herculean effort that proves his dedication to his wheelchair audience.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just thought I'd come with some autistic receipts about Phil lying when he says he's literally never seen James Chen cast anything.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ImUHaw_g1oIn this video Phil talks about how embarrassing it is for (his new Twitter friend) Justin Wong to have been beaten at Evo by a pad Zangief and a Taiwanese Adon. Phil talks about how the Adon was doing crazy stuff and basically embarrassed and shat all over Justin, so he clearly watched the match.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1fzwJeaEIThe match in question was casted by none other than Sir James Chen himself!

Why does this freak lie about the weirdest shit like this when his entire life is documented online?

lol. Damn he is one jealous bitch.

Same way he talks about his maturity and pahsitivity constantly. Both are also MIA and severely lacking.

Nonexistent may be the word you were looking for.

Why doesn’t Phil just do one 8 hour stream? He could do 11 AM to 7 PM and then have a couple of hours to spend with his wife. He could just make the tips goal for the entirety of the 8 hours $200. Why must everything be as difficult or stupid as possible with Phil?

How many bouts of diarrhea do you guys think the special, authentic, custom, gourmet, historically accurate sauce will cause Phil?

lol. He streams for the breaks, not any game play.

Does your game:

• Have a moderate to high level of difficulty?
• Take away some resources from the player upon death?
• Have visible checkpoints?
• Have "lore" in the story? (Lore is defined as any story details that are not directly explained to the player in the form of a cutscene)

If the answer to at least one of these questions is yes, congratulations, your game is now Dark Souls.

Is Dark Souls code for any game that kicks his ass now?