DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Louffy won an EVO against Bonchans Sagat playing on a PS1 pad. Snake Eyes and NuckleDu both played on pads and were considered NAs strongest players. So did Smug, who is still a strong player.

Gamerbee appeared out of nowhere and consolidated himself into being a top player in SFIV, having plenty of top8 finishes and losing out one of the most controversial EVOs ever against Momochi, another of the greatest.

Losing to him or a pad player is not an embarrassment at all. That's like saying losing to Poongkos or Pepeday randomness is embarrassing.

Nowadays, NuckleDu and Gamerbee are married, with a child btw. Snake Eyes keeps playing SFV and maintaining his Red Bull sponsorship.

How does it feel, DSP?

Something something "shills". Something something "I'm an honest guy" and "not a professional SF player anymore". Really, if someone had the initiative, you could construct an AI that would spit out DSP answers, and they'd 100% mirror what Phil was going to say.

 

[TankMelee]

I didn't watch the earlier stream... did Phil address if he is going to be taking breaks to stir his sauce on Wednesday?
I ask this because Phil made a big deal previously out of the fact that Kat is permitted to stir and season the sauce unsupervised (something that girl he used to date who was an immature dumb bitch who needed pills was too stupid to do).

If he is taking breaks to stir the sauce, then he either deliberately planned to do this on a day when Kat was working and not present so he could interrupt the stream, or she is refusing to do it. There's really no reason to interrupt the streams anymore.

He said he'll take multiple small breaks, apparently in place of "major" breaks. Kat can't be bothered to pick up a missing ingredient after getting off work at 11; why would she go downstairs to stir sauce?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Louffy won an EVO against Bonchans Sagat playing on a PS1 pad. Snake Eyes and NuckleDu both played on pads and were considered NAs strongest players. So did Smug, who is still a strong player.

Gamerbee appeared out of nowhere and consolidated himself into being a top player in SFIV, having plenty of top8 finishes and losing out one of the most controversial EVOs ever against Momochi, another of the greatest. He single-handedly put Adon on the map, for fucks sake.

Losing to him or a pad player is not an embarrassment at all. That's like saying losing to Poongkos or Pepeday randomness is embarrassing. Dsp the kind of dude to go to Taito, get stomped by AiAi and say "Wow what a random dumb ass Juri player!"

Nowadays, NuckleDu and Gamerbee are married, with a child btw. Snake Eyes keeps playing SFV and maintaining his Red Bull sponsorship. Du went through suicide and came out stronger, still incredibly respected. Smug keeps streaming and actually has viewers while joking around.

How does it feel, DSP?

Man that post really takes me back I wish Phil would go back to SF4 and get bodied in that for a day or two.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

It's great to see the state of Phil's marriage, where he'd prefer to stream both afternoon and evening, rather than take the evening off and spend it with his wife. His brain dead whales wouldn't care if he didn't stream in the evenings, they'd still pay their tithe. He must realize how weird that looks, how little time he spends with his 'soul mate' when he can obviously make time. She must seriously dislike him, because even roommates spend more time together than this husband and wife.

 

[grump]

It's great to see the state of Phil's marriage, where he'd prefer to stream both afternoon and evening, rather than take the evening off and spend it with his wife. His brain dead whales wouldn't care if he didn't stream in the evenings, they'd still pay their tithe. He must realize how weird that looks, how little time he spends with his 'soul mate' when he can obviously make time. She must seriously dislike him, because even roommates spend more time together than this husband and wife.

I can't think of any other content creator, outside of maybe some channels that literally specialize in family related content that brings up their WAIF as much as he does. And she's MIA for years to top it off. He's one of those people that talks about their SO more than they hang out with them.

 

[NotValKilmer]

I can't think of any other content creator, outside of maybe some channels that literally specialize in family related content that brings up their WAIF as much as he does. And she's MIA for years to top it off. He's one of those people that talks about their SO more than they hang out with them.

Same way he talks about his maturity and pahsitivity constantly. Both are also MIA and severely lacking.

 

[Tiddymonster]

It's great to see the state of Phil's marriage, where he'd prefer to stream both afternoon and evening, rather than take the evening off and spend it with his wife. His brain dead whales wouldn't care if he didn't stream in the evenings, they'd still pay their tithe. He must realize how weird that looks, how little time he spends with his 'soul mate' when he can obviously make time. She must seriously dislike him, because even roommates spend more time together than this husband and wife.

I think he got with and married her from a rebound from his ex.

Someone married should not be doing 2 streams a day as he does, they spend almost no time together at all.

 

[gaarashatan]

If only you knew how bad things really are.
I never worked in game design or anything but I helped plenty of people out when they were stuck at one part of a video game and couldn't progress. In any case, more than half of my advice and hot tips usually consist of a variation of "the game is literally telling you right now on a flashing text box in the upper left corner of your screen to hold down triangle" then you know how bad things can really get.

I dont have a problem with my players being too dumb. I have a problem with everyone trying to stick their shit crayon in it. Fucjers give the most dumbest advice ever

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I think he got with and married her from a rebound from his ex.

Someone married should not be doing 2 streams a day as he does, they spend almost no time together at all.

They probably should spend more time together as from what we can gather, their relationship is not really on the healthy side of things at all.

However in saying that, we haven't really heard Phil vent any frustrations directly related to her, or let anything slip that things aren't really going well between one another, at all (they've only been because of trolls harassing her in the stream chat those few times by bringing up past history or making fun of her appearance or because her work has shitty hours or whatever).

Virtually their relationship is non existent, they live like anti social roomates and the only proof of marriage that's visible would be their marriage certificate and wedding photo in that dark decrepit room with the blinds closed.

But if it's been chugging along so far with Phil basically been living the same repetitive lifestyle for years now and Kat being relatively content with her life, there is really no sign for any change on the horizon, unless something incredibly disruptive happens that threatens Kat's ability to live her current life she wants or Phil being unable to provide for his "family".

Edit: Well actually I just re-read parts of the Kat thread, there was the thing where he was grateful that Kat wasn't home when he was streaming, because he could leave the door open and let the air conditioner circulate properly, he couldn't do that with her in the house, and we know how much he hates hot weather.

But that's not marriage breaking to say the least.

 

[Lolidaki]

That Garland fight was a bit refreshing, don't get much tard raging from pigman much anymore. Really odd how he refused to compare it to Nioh when he knows full well it's from Team Ninja, but then again this is the first guy to call Crash Bandicoot "Dark Souls" so it's not out of the question for him to default to it like the npc he is.

 

[tzgnilki]

we haven't really heard Phil vent any frustrations directly related to her, or let anything slip that things aren't really going well between one another, at all

i'm sure there have been other times, but the closest I can remember, was when dsp vented about his potaturd wife cooking mashed potatos 7 days a week

it's mentioned here, but I really cba looking for the clip

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That Garland fight was a bit refreshing, don't get much tard raging from pigman much anymore. Really odd how he refused to compare it to Nioh when he knows full well it's from Team Ninja, but then again this is the first guy to call Crash Bandicoot "Dark Souls" so it's not out of the question for him to default to it like the npc he is.

That whole stream was completely fucking bizarre. I love how he said that it's a "dollar store attempt at a Soulsborne" when Team Ninja already released 2 games which are considered the best Soulsborne games not made by From. Also I remember him saying that they "stole assets" from Nioh on the stream before. Is it even possible to steal from yourself? Not to mention that he should know that with Team Ninja their demos rarely end up playing like the final product. For fuck's sake he should remember the fact that he played the Nioh Alpha because that's when the defining moment of his career happened. Then again, his gin-pickled brain most likely couldn't name even one difference between the Nioh Alpha and the final product, not even the most obvious one which is that equipment used to have durability.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

 

[JimiHendrix]

watchin' phil get his fat ass slapped around by this garlic knight man.

never really played any FF game other than FF7R and like...FF4? when i was 9. but i think i'll look forward to phil getting slapped around in this. same people who did nioh, so, salt will prolly be high.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

The GDC speaker edited the clip and commentated over it... but it is still STEALING DOOD!

Applies to all streamers but this drooling stroke mouthed pig thinks he is creating unique content because the game needs his input to progress and deserves the hundreds thrown at him at day AND even worse he never thinks about the thousands of potential customers that developers have lost due to people watching his playthroughs instead of playing the games themselves.

Also - Gout + Clout = Glout.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"why's every game wanna be dark souls now? even final fantasy wants to be dark souls. THIS IS DARK SOULS, I"M PLAYING DARK SOULS RIGHT NOW"

i mean, this is the first gameplay i've seen of it, but it looks to me like a hack n slash/final fantasy game, like ninja gaiden or almost nioh, which is apt given the developers, but i also want to point out the fat boys screaming "THIS IS DARK SOULS"

fat boy so retarded and just screams out premade excuses so much he doesn't even realize the more accurate description would be Sekiro, judging from the weird guard break meter they got goin' here.

"this is a final fantasy dark souls knock off"

man is going apeshit.

i promise not to make any divinity 2 sized posts, at least not till the game is out, i'm just watchin' this before bed.

 

[snort inquisition]

They probably should spend more time together as from what we can gather, their relationship is not really on the healthy side of things at all.

However in saying that, we haven't really heard Phil vent any frustrations directly related to her, or let anything slip that things aren't really going well between one another, at all (they've only been because of trolls harassing her in the stream chat those few times by bringing up past history or making fun of her appearance or because her work has shitty hours or whatever).

Virtually their relationship is non existent, they live like anti social roomates and the only proof of marriage that's visible would be their marriage certificate and wedding photo in that dark decrepit room with the blinds closed.

But if it's been chugging along so far with Phil basically been living the same repetitive lifestyle for years now and Kat being relatively content with her life, there is really no sign for any change on the horizon, unless something incredibly disruptive happens that threatens Kat's ability to live her current life she wants or Phil being unable to provide for his "family".

Edit: Well actually I just re-read parts of the Kat thread, there was the thing where he was grateful that Kat wasn't home when he was streaming, because he could leave the door open and let the air conditioner circulate properly, he couldn't do that with her in the house, and we know how much he hates hot weather.

But that's not marriage breaking to say the least.

i just can't imagine how dsp treats his wife considering how he treats the people who pay him over 100k yearly

 

[hundredthousand]

The GDC speaker edited the clip and commentated over it... but it is still STEALING DOOD!

Applies to all streamers but this drooling stroke mouthed pig thinks he is creating unique content because the game needs his input to progress and deserves the hundreds thrown at him at day AND even worse he never thinks about the thousands of potential customers that developers have lost due to people watching his playthroughs instead of playing the games themselves.

Also - Gout + Clout = Glout.

The fact he can't see the irony in him complaining about those devs commentating on his gameplay while he makes his own living commentating on gameplay is par for the course with this fucking moron.

He really thinks that him snorting and belching as he fumbles through a game, making absolutely no insightful comments, providing no unique strategy, and showing no skill at all, is somehow "content" which holds actual value.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

i'm sure there have been other times, but the closest I can remember, was when dsp vented about his potaturd wife cooking mashed potatos 7 days a week

it's mentioned here, but I really cba looking for the clip

Woke up feeling a little tism. From a quick pigpigo search, Kat's favorite meal is chicken, mashed potatoes, and canned corn, and she seems to make it at least once a week. In typical DSP fashion, the videos range from him saying he doesn't really like mashed potatoes and hopes she would make scalloped potatoes, to praising her custom made spice blend that she used in the potatoes.

He doesn't rant to hard, but here's a clip talking about Kat's love for mashed potatoes.

47:58 - Theres another pretty funny clip that starts around 44:51.

 

[DerkleHerkle]

This is something that really needs to be tied to the game's difficulty setting. I know we make the jokes that games need a "DSP Mode" but they really fucking do. It's a smart business decision to make your games accessible - more people being able to play, no matter how fucking retarded they are, means more money in your pocket.

The problem is that DSP doesn't realize that he's a window licker. If you ever watch one of his playthroughs like New Vegas where he has to make his own character based on himself, he always puts the intelligence up because he legitimately thinks he's smart.

If you put a game in front of Phil and had a "retard dogshit" mode, he still wouldn't pick it because he doesn't see a problem. The issues are always with the game and never with himself, so he would never degrade himself by lowering the game into a "guided" mode.

It's the same as Arin Dumbshit Hanson. If the game gives you a long winded tutorial they get frustrated and try to push through it, and complain that the game isn't fun. If the game tries to guide them naturally, they complain that nothing is working and that they don't know what to do.

At the end of the day, they're streamers. They shouldn't be expected to be good, but they should be expected to be entertaining. That's where a lot of streamers go wrong, they try to rush through games and get everything done as fast as possible. Good streamers will actually fuck around in the game and try to make sure that the stream has a good time.

It's like back in the old days where you would play San Andreas with friends and would just roam around in the woods instead of doing missions because things that come naturally and more entertaining.